Chapter 253 There is no grass in the end of the world, why do you love one branch(2/2)
"I'm afraid not. I'm used to taking off my clothes as soon as I open the video, otherwise it would be awkward."
"You... what kind of habit you are? You are so naughty. Oh, you don't have to look at it anymore. I think I can imagine what you look like in my head."
"Oh? Are you so powerful? I don't believe it, come and listen to it."
"Mid-aged man, in his fifties, has a fat body, has a big belly, three-layer belly, a bit bald, with a Mediterranean shape, yellow teeth, wrinkles, and wears a pair of highly myopic glasses, a red sweatshirt, a pair of big shorts and flip flops..."
Lin Shaoqiu was speechless. This girl was not only rich in imagination but also bold enough. It was interesting. If she was really a beauty, it would be quite fun. So she sent a message: "Uh... you described it correctly, and the shape and movements are completely correct, and there is only one thing wrong."
"What's wrong?"
"I'm looking for toilet paper around..."
"You...you hooligan!"
"No matter how much you scold me, do you have toilet paper? Borrow some to use it first."
"Rogue! Do you want sanitary napkins?"
Lin Shaoqiu was stunned. Among all the women he had come into contact with before and even now, only Yao Zhenzhen, the former one, could say this. Could it be that the girl behind this computer was Yao Zhenzhen.
"Rogue! Why don't you talk anymore? I scolded you and ran away?"
"Did you really run away? The stinky hooligan, who is so timid, run away as soon as he scolds?"
"Don't run, chat, I'm bored."
Lin Shaoqiu hung up the phone and confirmed that Yao Zhenzhen was not chatting online. Then she saw the girl opposite him sending a few messages. It was indeed too boring, so she chatted with a uncle she thought was Weisou for a long time, so she sent a message: "Little sister, have you encountered any trouble?"
"How do you know?"
"I told you that I'm not an ordinary person."
"This is another set. You are not an ordinary person, you are an ordinary person who is a bit rogue, but... you should be a man."
"Why?"
"No woman would say what you just said."
"It may not be true. I don't think there is no woman who will say what you just said, but you should be a woman, so there is nothing absolute in the world."
"Then do you want to prove that you are actually a woman and I am a man?"
"No, I'm a man, you're a woman, because I think you've started to fall in love with me?"
"Oh my God, you are not only a hooligan, but also a thick-skinned person. Even if I like pigs and dogs, I won't like an uncle from the Internet who I just met for a while."
"Then who do you like?" Lin Shaoqiu quickly said and chatted with a woman online. He had to talk about emotions to gain the other party's favor and trust. He had to talk about emotions. Anyway, he had to talk about such topics that were not available. It didn't matter whether he had these things. The key was that as long as he chatted correctly, the woman's chat box would usually open, and the next thing would be much easier to handle.
Although Lin Shaoqiu has never been to pick up girls on the Internet, he has been in love for many years and is well aware of this. He can still be like a fish in water in real life, let alone this illusory online world.
"I like...I have someone I like."
"Oh? If you have someone you like, you won't be with someone you like. What's the point of chatting with other men on this QQ?"
"What do you know."
"Yes, I don't know, then you say I'll listen to it."
"I'm not familiar with you, why should I tell you?"
"I am a middle-aged man in my fifties. Although I have never experienced any storms, I have some experience in life. I have walked more bridges than you have walked, and I have eaten more salt than you have eaten. I will not suffer any loss by telling me that you will know you, no one of us knows anyone."
The other end of the computer was silent for a while before a message was sent: "Okay, let me tell you. I think I seem to like a man at the place where I work, but I am not sure, so I am very confused and annoyed."
Lin Shaoqiu was overjoyed when he saw it and thought that taking advantage of the situation was my best move, so he would take advantage of your illness to kill you. Of course, if the other party is really a beautiful woman, he quickly sent a message: "Like it is a feeling from the heart. You can't even determine your own feelings, so no one can help you, but I think you shouldn't like it, or you don't like it that way, otherwise you'd have confessed your love long ago, so why bother here?"
"It's not what you think. That man is a bit bad, and he seems to have many girlfriends around him, so even if I find that I like it a little, I can't confess my love to him rashly. If I'm rejected, I'm so embarrassed."
Chapter completed!