"Reading, just two words, one in, one out, winner, stand; loser, lie down. Are you right?" - x Jiawei.

Adults don't understand children. They have forgotten their childhood and only remember the intrigues in the quagmire of reality to make money to support their families. And children's vocation is defined by them as reading, but reading is just a verb, life is indeed a quantifier, and the campus is a book of ancient poems.

(I can’t read it, I can’t read it).

Life in school is far from as easy as adults imagine. Stories of unity and friendship between classmates only appear in novels. There are small gangs everywhere, the strong bully the weak, and poor students exclude good students. Who you play well with is very important.

, it’s more important not to offend anyone. The god-defeating f4 in "Meteor Garden" is so kind. In Jiyun School, the whole school is f4, and a few people get together to form a gang that avoids strangers.

Especially in the third year of high school, it is even more chaotic. They have no pressure to go to higher schools. Their parents have already spent money to get through the admissions offices of major famous schools. For more high-end schools, they directly contact famous foreign schools to check whether their children have 26 consecutive years.

I can't even recognize the letters, so I'll throw it overseas and get it plated with gold before I get it back.

They are the oldest in the school, and naturally the most awesome, Hong Hong, and they have already obtained driver's licenses at their age. All kinds of good cars drive into the campus, and they are even more cool and awesome!

In their eyes, they cannot tolerate others being more troublesome than themselves. They feel that except for their father, there is no one in the world who can restrain them.

Obviously, the appearance of Thirteen broke their proud sense of honor...

The employee parking lot is behind the teaching building for the third grade of high school, facing the corridor outside the classroom. Mei Niang parked the sports car here, looking at the elegant Shisan beside her without blinking, with a smile on her face.

"Why are you looking at me?" Shisan wondered.

"You are good-looking. You look like a teacher when you pretend to be a teacher. You are as gentle as a scholar. I love scholars the most. You are so cute and loving. I am getting wet." Mei Niang seems to be so passionate all the time.

"No, sister, you can't seduce me in broad daylight. I still have business to do!" Thirteen quickly got out of the car because he didn't know how long he could maintain his concentration.

"Hey, do you need me to pick you up from school?" Mei Niang asked Shisan while lying on the steering wheel.

"No need, my goal is to make up lessons for the school beauty tonight. I guess I will have to stay up all night, let's try another day." After finishing speaking, Thirteen ran towards the teaching building with his briefcase and Sword niche ghost's small box on his back.

At this time, a classmate who drove a Ferrari parked next to Mei Niang and struck up a conversation with him, "Beauty, are you interested in visiting my villa? I have a jacuzzi there, it's very comfortable!"

"

"No, I'm not interested in guys with hairless hair." Mei Niang replied politely.

"Beauty, if you say that, you are out of sight. Why don't you take a look, I guarantee that your hair will be lush." ​​The boy continued shamelessly.

"Please allow me to make a sad expression." Mei Niang smiled and started the engine. The front of the car, which was turning the steering wheel wildly, hit the front of the boy's car. The red Ferrari immediately deformed and sparks flew everywhere.

"No! Crazy woman! This is my dad's car! I will be beaten to death!" The boy collapsed instantly and shouted.

"Don't think that you can see who sleeps with who when you drive a good car. You don't understand the adult world, little brat." Mei Niang drove the car and hit the dented Aston Martin on the side and drove away.

Thirteen was unaware of the commotion in the parking lot, so he quickly came to the principal's office. The principal looked like Coach Anzai in Slam Dunk, which made Thirteen want to go up and weigh his chin.

The principal kept smiling, nodded humbly to Thirteen, and said, "You must be Mr. Thirteen. I received a notice from the school director last night, arranging for you to take up a position in our school. I am short of time and don't know much about it. I wonder who you are, sir."

What major are you from?"

"Me, I graduated from Lanxiang Technical School, majoring in walking tractors. I also studied for a technician certificate by myself. I am a foot pincher." Thirteen said respectfully.

"Sir, you really know how to joke." The principal laughed.

"I'm not kidding, this is my resume." Thirteen took out a thin piece of paper and handed it to the principal.

The principal looked at it twice and broke into a cold sweat. He took out a towel and wiped it with a towel. After seeing it, he almost burst into tears.

"You really have a wide range of interests, and your foot massage technician certificate is a special one..." The principal was running out of adjectives to flatter you.

"Yeah, that certificate is quite difficult to pass. If I hadn't worked in the foot-washing city and learned the craft from a master, I wouldn't have been able to get it. Otherwise, I'll pinch it for you now and feel it." Thirteen

He said that he was going to show off his embarrassment.

"No, no, no, no, no, you are a third-grade teacher who was personally requested by the school director. How can I get your hands dirty? How about this? Let me tell you first, which subject do you think you are suitable for?" The principal could only give up.

.

"Well, actually I think my math is pretty good. When I was a kid, my dad sold pork, and I helped him with all the unclear calculations." Thirteen said confidently.

"You want to teach mathematics?" The principal's heart ached, "Your experience seems not suitable, right?"

"That's right. Mathematics in the college entrance examination is very difficult." Thirteen thought, "How about teaching Chinese? When I was studying, I helped my roommate write a lot of love poems. I feel that I am still very good at it.

If you have creative passion, why don't you listen to a song I wrote in the past...

I left as gently as I came. I threw away two hundred dollars to pay for my passion last night. You on that bed are the bride in the sunset. Oops, it’s been half a day overtime and I have no money.

what to do?"

Okay! Okay! Okay! That's enough!" The principal was breathing rapidly and his whole body was twitching. "I won't ask you anymore. I will find someone else to handle the personnel procedures. You can go to work! Class 7, the room at the end of the corridor on the third floor, you

Just teach Chinese!”

"No, this is my early work. I also have the latest one. Would you like to have a look at it, Mr. Principal? It's called "The Boom of the Gun Room"!" Thirteen Poems became popular.

"No need, Mr. Thirteen, your talent is astonishing. When I first saw it, I was struck with lightning and fell into disarray. Unfortunately, time is limited, so you go to class first and say goodbye here!" The principal stood up and bowed with both hands.

Thirteen is out.

After Thirteen left, the principal called the school director directly and said, "Hey, school director? I want to resign. I'm not crazy. I know I will retire in one year. I just realized that I just did something I'm sorry for."

Regarding matters related to the party and the people, I asked a foot-pinner to teach Chinese. This guy also ate up my moral integrity, it’s terrible!”

What is an aristocratic school? The aristocratic schools all use the most expensive ones. The floor tiles are made of imported marble; the chandeliers are made of Swarovski crystals; the oil paintings are made of Van Gogh, ahem, of course they are high-end fakes; just

Even the warning motto - "Don't be happy with things, don't be sad with yourself", was signed by Edison.

How can I avoid being beaten when I first come to such an awesome school? Thirteen thought about it all the way, and felt relieved when he thought that his fights were all 1v7, single-handedly taking on bosses with CS, and stealing heads easily.

The class bell has already rang. In the classroom of Class 1, Grade 3, the teacher stood on the podium and introduced the new transfer students to the students.

"This classmate, please introduce yourself first." The female teacher wearing glasses looked at Lin Xi and said kindly.

"My name is Lin Xi. I just transferred from another school. I hope everyone will take good care of me in the future and never hit me!" Lin Xi has had more than 10 experiences of transferring schools during his study career with his father in various places. He knows what it means to

Be restrained, don't be disliked by small groups, don't try to fawn over, be clean without being a monster, and be out of mud without being stained. In addition, you are a beautiful woman, as long as you are not so picky, you will be easily accepted by the new environment.

"Just like a classmate has taken a long break from school, then you can sit in her seat first." The teacher said politely.

"Well, thank you, teacher." Lin Xi bowed to the teacher, walked to the middle seat and sat down. Regardless of the shy looks of many men around him, Lin Xi picked up Wanru's textbook on the desk and started reading. In Lin Xi's memo

Here, the girl named Wanru is the deceased codenamed Priest. Her skin was torn off by Bloody Mary, and she died the most tragic death among the three victims, because the forensic doctor determined that she experienced the death process for at least 10 minutes.

Except for the priest, who was a student in Class 1, the three deceased people, the other two rangers and the mage, were all students in Class 7, Grade 3. This was the reason why Thirteen and Lin Xi were arranged separately.

Lin Xi has been receiving the latest information from Qingcheng since returning last night, and has read all the information in Jiyun School. There is an unwritten rule in Jiyun School, and it must be ignored every time. Under normal circumstances, they

In the establishment of Jiyun, Class 7 of each grade belongs to the cattle class, which gathers the worst and most difficult-to-discipline students of each grade into one class. Although the teaching quality of Jiyun's other classes is not top-notch, the learning atmosphere is still passable.

, but Class 7 is a serious martyrdom site for teachers.

Teachers who serve an average of 7 classes are forced to renew their positions every six months. Generally, female teachers are not appointed as class teachers because there have been three stories about male students. One female teacher even became pregnant.

I don’t know who the child’s father is.

These second-generation rich bastards actually launched a money offensive and took their female teachers to the Haitian Feast to play Russian roulette. Their courage made countless male teachers envious. You must know that the female teacher who came back from Hainan directly bought a house in the Third Ring Road in Beijing.

In addition to the various subsequent expenses to eliminate the impact, this female teacher has lost 30 years of hard work.

This group of bastards always like all kinds of financial temptations for beautiful female teachers, but they just go hard on the male teachers. As long as the guys they think are too sexy don't play until they become incontinent, they are not considered Class 7

s student.

Lin Xi really hoped that Thirteen had carefully read the information in his mailbox, but who would have thought that last night he watched a Japanese love action movie about a teacher and a student, and was in a bad mood...
Chapter completed!