Chapter 451 Human Dog Planet
Three-Headed Dog Town is located in the forest. Although it is a town, it is larger than many cities that Thirteen has met. The total population has reached 100,000. All of them are high-end villas, which makes the town's grade rise.
Even the floors in the back streets and alleys are paved with colorful stones in various patterns.
European-style paintings can be seen everywhere in the town. They worship the brave men on the battlefield. The sculptures are engraved with the various battles they participated in. The three-headed dog kings of each generation can be seen in the town.
After finding their own sculptures, their lives may only be 0 years, but their military exploits will be passed down forever.
The three-headed dog tribe stands on the earth in the form of a werewolf. Adults are more than 2 meters tall and have an inverted triangle shape. They are covered with gray and black hair. There are very few white wolves, mainly because of the mutated white three-headed dog tribe.
If you are thrown into the forest 100 days after birth, it is very difficult to survive.
From the first step into the town, Thirteen felt that he had come to the wrong place. The dirty kennel scene he had imagined no longer existed. The three-headed dog with green face and fangs, and the siege phenomenon did not appear. The citizens in the town did not appear.
I was still living this peaceful and comfortable life, but when I saw Thirteen, an outsider, I glanced at him arrogantly, with such disdain in my eyes, and walked past him like air.
Thirteen has the illusion of being looked down upon by dogs. These three-headed dogs look like humans. The women are all wearing expensive and fancy dresses, the men are all wearing gorgeous tuxedos, and the three heads on their shoulders are all wearing tall hats.
, holding a civilization stick in hand, damn, he looks more like an aristocrat than an aristocrat.
When they met, they greeted each other with gentle and elegant voices, and there was no sign of biting anyone casually. What was a little bit perverted was that some three-headed dogs took their pets out for a walk. The pets turned out to be humanoid figures with collars. Those who were not
People in clothes followed them, barking like dogs, sniffing each other's butts, and even eating poop...
Thirteen has never felt that the picture was as inconsistent as it was today. When I got home, I wanted to make a movie called "Planet of Dogs and Humans".
Standing on the street where dogs were walking around, Shisan tried his best to clear his throat and shouted loudly, "I'm here to slaughter the city!"
The surrounding dogs finally stopped, and a burly three-headed male dog walked up to Thirteen.
Finally, he had some fighting spirit. Just as Thirteen was about to draw his sword, the male dog pulled Thirteen and pointed at the sign on the roadside. It read in words that Thirteen could understand, "Strive to create a civilized town, dog."
Dogs are responsible and uncivilized behaviors such as making loud noises, urinating and urinating everywhere are strictly prohibited.”
"Ah?" Thirteen felt so embarrassed for the first time. He felt like he was caught spitting by the urban management aunt. He blushed and nodded fiercely towards the dog beside him and said, "I'm sorry."
The male dog educated Thirteen and then left, and the surrounding dogs began to do their own things again.
Damn it, is this a crazy situation? The opponent doesn’t have the slightest feeling of fighting. Thirteen can’t find a chance to take action. You can’t just pull someone and fight, right? Then you always feel like you are the bad guy?
This is the demon world, and I am a human being. How can I become a bad guy and a gangster? Even if I am essentially a bad guy, I can't do the work of a bad guy and a gangster?
Thirteen was helpless and wanted to stir up trouble, but looking at a group of polite three-headed dogs, he couldn't do it. He even released a bone-chilling killing intent, causing his spiritual energy to expand unbridled, and even pulled out a knife,
But no dog cared about his existence.
What's wrong with this world? It's completely different from what was promised. Aren't they very aggressive? Aren't they fighting dogs? Why are they like all highly educated gentlemen?
In fact, the three-headed dog tribe is really a highly educated race. They have to study Chinese, mathematics, history and politics in specialized schools since they returned to the city. Although combat is a big course, cultural courses also take up a lot of time.
A small proportion. The three-headed dog tribe understands that they are a race of demons separated from Warcraft. Their evolution is not complete. In order to keep up with the times and not be called beasts, they imitate human behavior everywhere, and even compare to
Demons are more like humans. They want
Thirteen didn't have much time, so he walked around the town. Although he found some three-headed dogs dueling each other, they were all very strict with rules. For example, the duel venue must be marked out, and those who go out of bounds or be caught
If you beat the dead, you lose.
This kind of duel is very civilized. They only allow 1v1. There is no 3p, 4p, or sex scenes. Before the fight, both parties treat each other with respect. During the fight, they are the enemies who killed their fathers. After the fight, if they don't die, they can become brothers.
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Thirteen absolutely couldn't find a chance to intervene. These people were extremely easy-going towards outsiders. They were not as disgusting and ferocious as the three-headed dogs depicted in the game.
Thirteen walked around in a circle and completely believed that these dogs had no conspiracy or trap. This was their original way of treating guests.
He was so played that he lost his temper. He walked to an outdoor cafe on the road and sat down. The decoration here was very similar to the bourgeoisie cafes that Thirteen saw on the Champs Elysées. There were many well-behaved adults.
The gentleman is dining inside.
Opposite where Thirteen was sitting, there was a three-headed dog eating cake. He had to feed his three mouths with a fork, which was really hard on his two hands.
"Sir, this is my table. Are you sitting in the wrong place?" the three-headed dog asked politely.
"What's wrong with me just sitting here? Hit me if you don't like it, idiot." Thirteen turned on the trouble-finding mode.
"Okay, I'm just asking, have you sat down?" The three-headed dog continued to eat calmly.
"I asked, are you born with such a good temper? I'm scolding you, why don't you fight back?" Shisan wondered.
"Mom said that I am stupid. You are just stating a fact and not scolding me?" The dog head in the middle of the three-headed dog said with a smile.
"Sissy dog." Thirteen said with disdain.
"How do you know I'm a sissy?" the dog head on the left side of the three-headed dog said shyly.
"Is there any way you can beat me?" Thirteen was almost convinced of this nonsense.
"Under normal circumstances, if you slap me." Before the three-headed dog on the far right finished speaking, Thirteen slapped him in the face. "You haven't finished yet! Only the same kind can do this."
We can only duel if we do it. Meeting outsiders is not an ordinary situation. We will not fight with outsiders at home.
The town is everyone’s town, and its image is everyone’s image, and we must maintain it.” The serious look of the dog in the middle almost moved Thirteen to tears.
"Give up. Three-Headed Dog Town has rules. It is strictly forbidden to attack outsiders in the town." A female voice said from behind Thirteen, "Even if that person is an intruder."
"Uncle, who allowed you to interrupt in our chat?" Thirteen turned around impatiently and saw a woman with fair skin and a white fur hood eating at the same place. She was wearing a very simple outfit, which only protected her.
The tall breasts and small crotch are like a beast version of bikini. The long hood hangs down from the head with two pieces of snow-white fur skin, like wings.
"Beauty, what do you call her?" Thirteen saw the girl's face clearly and immediately became an extremely gentleman.
"Master Yingyu!" The three-headed dog who was still eating and had been slapped by Shi Sanyi immediately put down his fork and knelt on one knee to worship. Others in the cafe also discovered the girl's identity and immediately knelt down.
Pay homage.
"They have already told you that my name is Yingyu. I am the mayor of Three-Headed Dog Town and the Three-Headed Dog King of this generation." Yingyu said with a smile.
"There's no reason? Aren't you all hairy? Why do you only have one head? Why are you so beautiful?" Thirteen said in disbelief.
"The magic of eternal transformation is a reward from King Satan. Only the three-headed dog king is eligible for this special case. However, there is a slight flaw, that is, there is only one head left, and there are still three souls and individuals in my body.
, so it’s just schizophrenia that occasionally breaks out.” Yingyu crossed his arms on his chest.
"That bastard Satan is really a big pervert. Does he have to turn into a beautiful woman?" Thirteen suddenly felt that he might have something to talk with this guy. In terms of their preferences for beautiful women, their interests were very similar.
In front of her, Ying Yu has fair skin and a beautiful voice. She is 168cm tall and wears metal high-heeled half-leg armor. She looks extremely slender. She is not as skinny as Lin Xi. Ying Yu has flesh on her butt and chest, giving her a perfect S-shaped figure.
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If she hadn't known that the other party was a dog, Shisan would have really pushed her to the point of having sex...
"Then Master Yingyu, as an intruder, what are you going to do with me? Could it be that you want to sleep with me?" Thirteen said in a rogue manner.
"I don't have that interest. As the three-headed dog king, both soul and body belong to King Satan." Has Yingyu really been slept with by Satan?!
"Looking at you fighting all the way here, I guess you are very talented. Do you dare to follow me to meet someone?" Yingyu Liwu smiled lightly, and her squirming little butt swayed, making Shisan dizzy.
"Who am I afraid to meet? If you could take me directly to meet Satan, I would save a lot of trouble." Thirteen smirked disapprovingly.
"Come on." Yingyu led the way, taking Thirteen along the exotic streets toward the center of the town.
The further you go in, the fewer newcomers and vendors there are on the street, and the environment becomes cleaner and quieter. It almost becomes a paradise on earth.
Such a quiet and peaceful town was definitely not as scary as Chaozi Hua described. While walking, Thirteen found that Yingyu in front of him did not have the gangsterism of a dog king at all, but was extremely gentle, considerate, and considerate. From her words
Shi San learned from the mouth that the title of the Three-Headed Dog King is not lifelong. A battle for the Three-Headed Dog King will be held every 10 years. The previous Dog King will accept the challenge, and the winner will have the title of Three-Headed Dog King.
Ying Yu won the three-headed dog king title last time and has successfully defended the title for one round. She is only 50 years old this year and is in her prime. In theory, if there is no particularly dark horse, she can still be in this position.
At least another 50 years.
Chapter completed!