Chapter 187: The Best Girl
Following the red auras floating in the air like fireflies, the forest creek crossed TV Mountains, Washing Machine Valley, Plastic Bottle Plains, and Waste Newspaper Cliffs, and finally arrived at the end of the guided auras - the mobile phone fortress, a pile of
They are all fortresses made of discarded mobile phones.
Only by seeing these things can you know that human beings are born evil. Our short life span of a hundred years has created waste products for the earth that take hundreds of years to be degraded and cleared away. Some things cannot even be digested by the earth.
It has caused devastating disasters to other living things. For example, the love for leather bags, the love for food, the love for energy...
But even though human beings have countless shortcomings that are criticized by the world, we still do not allow any living being to take any revenge on us. We call this "justice".
Lin Xi stood on the ground paved with a pile of used transformers, and the words "Heaven and Earth are infinite, everything is peaceful" written on his left leg glowed with a metallic luster under the moonlight.
"Everything, chill." Lin Xi traced these four characters on the ground with the toe of his left foot. This is a spell to awaken Dao Yi Chi's spiritual talisman to bless his legs. According to Dao Yi Chi's words, "The End of Heaven and Earth" is
Accelerate, with lightning-fast power; "Kill everything" is to add strength, and get the energy that divides the muscles and bones. Before becoming proficient, Lin Xi needed to write a complete spell to obtain blessings, but with experience and habits, foreign spirits
After entering the body, Lin Xi no longer needs to draw talismans and can exert his strength with just his thoughts.
But now, when Lin Xi sketched those four characters on the ground, everything on his thighs turned red.
Inhaling and concentrating, Lin Xi stepped on the ground with one foot, and with a bang, the ground of the transformer under him almost collapsed, and an old-fashioned transformer as big as a wheel was bounced up.
Lin Xi jumped up and spun around in mid-air like a beautiful dancer. Her footwork, which was more exquisite than that of the women's football team, hit the side of the transformer. The 30-pound iron lump was accelerated like a cannonball and flew out 15 meters straight.
meters away, it was blasted into a pile of mobile phones, blowing up the remains of countless mobile phones. The surface of the fortress completely collapsed, revealing a monster sitting on a throne of garbage.
"Have you still been found? Evil humans..." The monster supported its head with one hand, reached 10 meters in height, and its whole body was composed of countless Nokia mobile phones, 8250, 7510, n90, ***0, ngage, each
A model that has been sought after and dreamed of by countless gay fans. Here, their screens flicker, making this monster as bright as a galaxy.
In their era, they were brilliant beyond the imagination of Apple fans. The big Nokia of the past was a symbol of status and quality. They did not need protective covers for mobile phones, because no matter how many times you dropped them, they would still not leave scratches when you picked them up. They have never left scratches.
They won’t dislike your gloved fingers in winter. The physical buttons are the cradle of later “Audition” masters; they never require you to carry a charger with you, even if you go on a business trip for several days, you will still have half the battery left when you come back;
They don't have paid apps to drain your wallet, they sincerely develop games and distribute them to you for free. You won't get bored even if you play a Snake game a hundred times...
This is the great Nokia, the machine king that even Apple, Samsung, and Hello Motorcycles couldn’t catch up with.
"The evil spirit of Nokia is an object soul born from a discarded mobile phone. It uses the Internet as a hunting medium and uses the app to curse and kill humans who have abandoned Nokia. It is rated as a 4-star evil spirit with a harm index of 100%. Guagua!"
The frog prince who climbed onto Lin Xi's head was doing the work of identifying evil spirits.
"I am Lin Xi, a paranormal investigator from the Underworld Bureau. Now you have the right to remain silent. Any statement you make is meaningless. You have the right to ask a full-time mage to perform salvation. If you cannot afford to hire a mage, the government will bear all the expenses.
You can assign one at will. Of course, in the end, you will still be saved." Lin Xi read out the "Evil Ghost Power" that he had recited when he first met Thirteen.
"Evil human beings, you consider yourself the masters of this world and have the right to punish all things at will. I, Nokia, will wholeheartedly provide you with convenience and services.
We make ourselves hard and tolerant of your rashness; we make ourselves look different to show off your unique personality; we make ourselves powerful enough not to let you miss any calls.
But what about you? For some impractical mobile phone functions, for a bird that can shoot a pig's head, you abandoned our most loyal servants. How many of us are still intact and usable, but you abandoned us in this garbage heap. You
Do you remember the ecstasy you felt when you held my hand for the first time?" The evil spirit of Nokia stood up supporting the garbage, roaring to the sky at the resentment squeezed into the CPU.
Originally, according to the law of birth of spirit, it would take decades for a spirit to be born. However, the big Nokia in front of us was unable to survive because humans used them too frequently and invaded too many emotions.
Within a few years, such a monster was born. In addition, human beings like the new and dislike the old, abandoning them to replace Big Apple and Samsung, which planted the seeds of resentment in them.
"Maybe you really hate us, maybe your experience is worthy of sympathy, but I'm sorry...you damn thing actually wanted to kill my dad. No one can save you today, go to hell!" Lin Xi's left instep
He thrust forward 5 or 6 transformers and shot them like shotguns at the tall giant in front of him.
"Go to hell!" Big Nokia waved his hand, and Lin Xi's cannonball was shot sideways, causing a pile of garbage and debris to scatter.
In the blink of an eye, Lin Xi had already rushed in front of the big Nokia, jumped up with all his strength, and just reached the monster's knees.
With a merciless spinning kick, the knee, which was made up of hundreds of Nokia that could be used as a safety hammer, was broken by a direct kick with a loud bang.
But the big Nokia still stood tall, waving its big hand to grab the person in mid-air. Lin Xi waved his small hand, and the needle from the sleeve under the rose armplate flew out and was nailed to the monster's shoulder.
Lin Xi flew through the air like Spider-Man. He suddenly shrank back and stood on the shoulders of the big Nokia.
"Everything! Kill!" Lin Xi's violent exertion shattered half of this guy's shoulder, and he struck the huge head with his right knee with all his strength, directly blasting its head into thousands of pieces.
cell phone.
Lin Xi fell back to the ground unscathed, but the monster was almost in pieces. But this was not the end. Thousands of scrapped Nokia mobile phones beside him were reabsorbed into his body, and there was another one that could not be killed.
monster.
"What should I do if I can't be beaten to death?" Standing on the ground, Lin Xi suddenly found that she would no longer panic. After a round of attacks, there was no confusion in her heart rate or breathing. Even though her opponent was still powerful, she no longer had the slightest trace of panic.
Lin Xi naturally switched to Thirteen's thinking mode due to fear, "Can't I beat him to death? Isn't it better to beat him to scum?"
Waving his hand to the side, the needle in his sleeve pierced the front of a scrapped truck with a bang. Lin Xi seemed to be dancing. He raised his strengthened left foot and wrapped it with silk thread. The explosive force pulled the 4-ton truck.
The body of the car was thrown into the air, and the spinning front of the car hit the big Nokia's chest like Thor's hammer, beating the tall monster into pieces of rubbish.
And just when Lin Xi was trapped in a lonely battle, the game played by Thirteen also entered the stage where NPCs were not ashamed! When the score had accumulated to 9999, the little bird actually stopped moving forward.
Suddenly, a transformed Mario Brothers popped out of the water pipe in front. This bastard actually threw a flower bomb at the bird controlled by the male protagonist!
But by now, Thirteen was no longer nervous, because the sparse explosions just now meant that Lin Xi had found the damn murderer.
"Do you think Lin Xi is a spoiled and spoiled young lady?" Lin Hao asked softly.
"Yes, to me at the beginning, she was the kind of white, rich and beautiful person who was born with a golden key in her mouth. She should not have any intersection with my world. I didn't even doubt that she wouldn't be able to last a month...
But as you can see, she has adapted to her new identity very well, and is more accustomed to the work content than many people who have been employed for a long time. She is stubborn, stubborn, and has a bad temper. She likes to kick people when she has nothing to do. However,
She is kind, considerate, and gentle. She will cry for other people's sadness and be happy for other people's happiness. She cares about the world, even if it is a world that has nothing to do with her.
Sometimes you think she is so stupid and a one-minded silly girl. But sometimes you think she is so smart and always appears in front of you when you need her most.
She is afraid of death, will want to escape, and will hesitate; but as long as it is right and the direction ahead is the way forward, she will not shrink back.
She will move forward well, even if she is surrounded by cynicism, even if everyone thinks she can't do it, she will still persist in doing it and do her best.
She's the best girl I've ever met..."
"Do you love her?" Lin Hao asked softly.
"I have never met her mother, so I can't answer your question." Thirteen launched another unethical offensive of changing the topic.
"Well, every man has his own emotions that he doesn't want to share with others. Since you don't want to say it, I won't force it on you. As a father, I just want to ask you one thing, take good care of my precious daughter.
When she wants to go home, just send her back. At that time, I can give her everything she wants." Lin Hao promised using his own name.
"Don't corrupt my integrity. I don't have much left." Shisan smiled, "But I can promise that I will send her home. When the time is right, whether she wants it or not, I will
Chapter completed!