30.Chapter 30 Who cares whether the hero is a human or a cucumber(2/2)
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After parting ways with Le Youyou in front of the dormitory building, Li Mengnan went upstairs humming an ecstatic ditty, rocking one step at a time, looking extremely coquettish.
Pushing the door open, Li Mengnan's eyes were almost blinded by the shining white tendons.
"Hey? Wukong?"
"Hey? Senior brother?"
Hearing someone entering the room, the three naked men stacked on the bed turned their heads in unison, and three sausages hidden in the grass were thrown over, large and small, swaying in the wind.
Li Mengnan calmly took out his cell phone and clicked a button, then took a step back and closed the door.
"Wait! No, senior brother!"
"Wukong, show mercy!"
Only then did the three naked animals react. They jumped up from the bed as if their buttocks were on fire. They scrambled out of the room and dragged Li Mengnan back from outside.
"You mean, you guys were just grabbing a USB flash drive when you were so passionate about it?"
A few minutes later, Li Mengnan extracted the whole story from the three people's explanations.
"This is not an ordinary USB flash drive, this is a gentleman's USB flash drive." Zhao Yingjun, a fat otaku wearing floral pants with a cartoon girl on it, emphasized seriously.
Li Mengnan, who occasionally hangs out in some welfare forums, is no stranger to the word gentleman.
Generally speaking, a gentleman is broadly defined as a pervert.
But perverts also have their own beliefs, and there is no limit to how far they can pervert.
Gentlemen, on the other hand, do not have this belief, and the realm of perversion they reach has reached an extremely high level. They despise perverts, hooligans, and even more than the diaosi group who have no connection with women.
Of course, it's not because they are so elegant, but they are thinking in their hearts, "Oh, let me go, you are only so good. Look, you work three shifts a day. Learn from it~ Oh, I forgot, you guys
I don’t even have the ability to learn, I’m sorry,” and continued to despise these people.
In the eyes of outsiders, it is because of their kind nature that they reject the behavior of these people, but in fact they just despise why they are so good. This kind of human-faced beast-like heart is just disguised by pretense.
At the end of the popular science time, Li Mengnan was inexplicably surprised: "I'll go! So cruel? Are the 8 G's in it full of benefits?"
"Although it's not a hit, it's not far away..." Liang Sanbo shook his head and said.
Li Mengnan suddenly became energetic. He stepped on the bench and stood on the railing to point at the mountains and rivers. He said with joy, "What are you waiting for? It's better to have fun alone than to have fun together! Second Junior Brother, quickly bring your demon mirror. We brothers will work together to collect it."
Got the female enchantress here..."
Liang Sanbo locked the door, Gao Dingtian moved the tables, chairs and benches, Zhao Yingjun connected the USB flash drive to his laptop, and the four of them clicked on the video player with an excitement comparable to that of a pilgrim.
This gentleman is indeed very kind. There is no long and boring foreplay, no commercial breaks, and he goes straight to the subject as soon as the screen lights up. There is smacking on the top and sex on the bottom. It is a complete domestic high-definition infantry film, and the heroine's face is perfectly clear.
, there will never be any messy masks to spoil the scenery.
Everyone in dormitory 302 was moved to tears - this is the proper conscience of the industry!
As for the minor issue of the male protagonist never showing his face in the film, it was selectively ignored.
Chapter completed!