Chapter 70
.What does it mean to talk lies with wide eyes? What does it mean to run a train with your mouth? I am now! I obviously don’t sleep late at night because of insomnia and wander around in the camp without purpose, but now I have become a special trip to visit.
But unexpectedly, Jia Xu said as if I knew it, "Wen Ruo said nothing wrong!"
I was dizzy! What did Xun Wenruo say again? It probably wasn't a good thing... Is this saying that I was a night owl and came to the house without any trouble? I didn't want to make it boring, but driven by the damn curiosity, I asked, "What did he say again?"
Jia Xu said: "He said, "I am lazy to be a filial piety..."
I interrupted him with dissatisfaction and said, "Stop! Stop! This is what I have said just now!"
"This is not the other! Let's listen to the following! When Feng Xiaoshi came in, he said he was wandering here, and Jia didn't believe it at all." Jia Xu did not express dissatisfaction with me interrupting him, but said patiently: "Because Wen Ruo once said that Feng Xiao is lazy, never wake up when he can sleep, never stand when he can sit, and never go out to visit friends when he can leisurely at home. If such a lazy person suddenly walks out of the house to visit others... he must have some intentions!"
I smiled and said, "If Xun Wen knew that I was very deep, what else did he say? Please tell me together with my brother, so as not to make a fool of Jia again!"
Jia Xu said: "Wen Ruo also said that he is lazy to be a filial piety!"
I cursed in my stomach with a smile on my face: How can this Xun Yu be like this! Just say I'll say me! Every time I start with the same sentence!
"As the saying goes, lazy people have their own laziness," Jia Xu said with interest: "The lazy people's laziness is usually, either accumulate a lot of things until they can't be delayed, or they can do everything they should do in advance and then be lazy. Fengxiao is the second type of lazy person. He must try to solve everything that may disturb him and be lazy first, and even if he cannot solve it for the time being, he will set a foreshadowing early. And his plan is like the other person. Any plan must be linked together without leaving any future troubles. All kinds of arrangements seem random and casual, but afterwards, he always looks like a stone and a few birds, which is really amazing!"
What do you mean? The first paragraph seems to be hurting me, but the second half is praising me! It is definitely the classic work of giving me a candied date after a slap!
For a moment, I didn't know what to say! I could only continue to ask: "Is there any?"
Jia Xu smiled and said, "Wen Ruo still said that he is lazy to be filial to others..."
"Okay...Okay! Please keep your word with me!" I really couldn't listen anymore, and said decisively: "If Wenruo said anything, don't talk about it first. Let me tell you the reason for coming to Wenhe this time!"
Jia Xu said: "It should have been like this long ago!"
I said, "The key to winning and losing in this battle is a strange plan; I am not worried about Yuan Shao. I opposed sending troops and suggesting to attack Tian Feng, who was divided into troops to attack Xuzhou. Ju Su was imprisoned one after another. Yuan Shao did this. This can be regarded as forcing him to a dead end."
Jia Xu continued my words and said, "Yes! With Yuan Shao's character, since he did not remember his past achievements, he locked Tian Feng and Ju Su up. It seems that he would definitely not return to Yizhou without conquering Xu Du. Not only would he not retreat, but he would not be able to divide his troops. In this battle, Yuan Shao must have wanted to defeat us in a straight face!"
I said, "It is the key to make a surprise plan for Xu You, so I'm here to ask Wen and brother to deal with Xu You!"
Jia Xu said: "Would Fengxiao ask our army to spread the matter of Xu You receiving civil property in Yizhou?"
"Not bad!" I said, "Xu You is greedy and loving money. It would be fine if he was in normal times. However, once he tried to let Yuan Shao know about this when the war was unfavorable, Yuan Shao would definitely take his anger to him. Xu You and Ming Gong were old friends. By then..."
Jia Xu said: "That by then Xu You must have come to join his old friend!"
Speaking of this, we were laughing. This is what heroes saw in a similar way!
After finalizing the details with Jia Xu, I stood up and said goodbye. When I arrived at the door, I suddenly remembered a question, so I turned around and asked Jia Xu and said, "Jiang Wen and my brother said that we all have defects, but I don't know what are the defects you and I have?"
Jia Xu glanced at me, and it seemed to be blaming me for asking questions clearly, but he still said, "If you don't talk about the military generals, just talk about the civil servants whom the lord relied on! Xun Yu's uncle and nephew were too upright, Cheng Zhongde was too calm and became a reliance on his seniority. Liu Ye had no big flaws, so he was a relative of the Han Dynasty. You are not polite and acted presumptuously, but I..."
I asked, "How about Brother Wenhe?"
Jia Xu smiled bitterly and said, "Jia is notorious and was punished by the world." I said, "Fortunately, my lord is not Yuan Shao!"
Jia Xu said with deep emotion: "Yes! Fortunately, my lord can use my longevity, otherwise although you and I are talented, they may not even be able to save their own lives!"
After leaving Jia Xu's camp, I yawned while walking. Not far away, I met a man walking over. I looked carefully and saw that it was Dian Wei. I saw that he was also yawning repeatedly, dragging his halberds with one hand and bumping on the ground. There were so many night owls in Cao's camp!
As soon as Dian Wei saw me, he shouted: "Mr. Fengxiao, let's compete again!"
I said, "Speak softly! Others are still resting! You will be scolded if you shout like this!"
Dian Wei was obedient, and he whispered: "Yes, yes, yes!"
I asked, "Why are you not going to sleep yet? Why are you wandering around here?"
Dian Wei shook his head and said, "It's my turn to protect the lord tonight."
It turned out that he was on night shift, isn't it? Is Dian Wei now slipping away? But why did Dian Wei, who has always been loyal to him, leave his post without hesitation? I asked, "Then why don't you protect yourself in the big tent? Why are you running around?"
Dian Wei patted his head and said, "I fell asleep while listening to my lord and Lord Tian chatting in the big tent. My lord thought my snoring sound was too loud and I drove me out. I just called Xu Chu to protect my lord, so I'm going to go to bed now."
Still talking? From daytime to midnight, Cao Cao and Tian Feng had been talking for so long! My lord really loves real talents!
I couldn't help but hit Hache again and said, "It's almost dawn, so go to bed early!"
Dian Wei smiled and said, "Sir! Let's compete again, just once! It's better to sleep after the competition!"
This guy is really annoying. Can't even open my eyes until I saw it? I said, "No eggs! I will compare with the eggs tomorrow!"
"I have it!" Dian Wei said, taking out a few eggs from the bag cross-body around his waist, and holding it in front of me like a treasure.
Speechless! I had to say, "You can have one for me to see!"
Dian Wei inserted the eptuagint on the ground and took an egg and held it in front of me and said, "Sir, look carefully!"
As he said that, he saw Dian Wei pinch his thumb and index finger slightly. With a bang, egg flowers splashed everywhere, and the cold egg green and egg yolk made my face full of!
I was so angry! I raised my legs and kicked the stupid guy and said, "I'm asking you to hold it, not to pinch it!"
Dian Wei muttered in confusion: "Is there any difference?"
Nonsense! Even a child can do it by crushing an egg, but it is different if you hold it.
Especially for generals like them, their hands are big like palm-leaf fans. They hold the eggs in the palm of their hands and hold them tightly. Holding the eggs hard will be evenly subjected to force. No matter how strong the strength is, it will not rot. If you use two fingers like you, I will make a fart bet with you!
I said, "You have to be like me!"
I took an egg and put it in the palm of my hand and held it hard. The trick was to use one or two fingers to force it, and of course the egg rotted in an instant.
Chapter completed!