My name is Guo Jia, and I am 31 years old now. Because of my self-doubt, I have a shadow in my heart (I have liked to see people's privacy since I was a child), so I chose the Department of Psychology at the Fifth Military Medical University in my life transfer point. The score is not high, there is no tuition, and I get a salary when I go to school, which is an excellent choice for every lazy person. After a few years of college career, I was assigned to work at the college Psychological Counseling Center. In this job that can ask the privacy of patients who come to consult questions, I don't have to worry about being beaten.

It’s a pity that there are too few people willing to do psychological counseling in China. Most people equate mental illness with mental illness. Therefore, it is rare to have the opportunity to let go of the opportunity to perform. I have never encountered any beautiful sister who can come to consult sexual problems in fantasy. Oh! By the way, there is not a single one. When I first started working, I met a young girl with a very beautiful appearance. When I heard the knock on the door and saw such a beautiful girl coming to consult psychological problems, how could I not be excited and rushed up and hold the beautiful sister’s hand and chat.

When I first started to develop in a teenager's puberty, I talked about the importance of sexual mental health and the harm of mental depression during menstrual periods. Before I could talk about the things I should pay attention to in sexual life after menopause, I couldn't open one of my eyes and fainted. I realized later that this girl was the object that the director of the center was preparing to introduce to me. The girl was generous and said she wanted to see people first. As a result, she, who had practiced martial arts, gently comforted me with her fist that could blow sandbags, and the subjects naturally did not meet each other. Then I had the nickname of a doctor for a month, and no one was willing to be a matchmaker for me since then. Unfortunately, I am still the only one who is struggling to peek at other people's privacy.

"Dang!Dang!Dang!" Someone knocked on the door and said, "Is Dr. Yue here?"

I was speechless. Those crazy little female soldiers and nurses carried forward my nicknames from generation to generation, and the Yangtze River's new waves pushed forward the previous waves and the previous waves were even stronger than the previous ones. In the past, they shouted secretly on my back, but later they shouted in a low voice when they were joking, and now they shouted loudly in front of them every day!

The door was pushed open, and two small faces with sweet smiles poked in from the door: "Doctor Yue, you are back!"

I smile so sweetly and speak so gentlely, and I call me you. Hum... I am not a traitor if I have nothing to do! I will ignore it.

Two young nurses sneaked up to my table and said, "Doctor Yue, do you believe there are gods and ghosts!"

I slapped the table and looked at the two little girls sternly and said, "I am a psychologist, not a genius. You two were born under the red flag, grew up in the new society, received many years of education from the party, and have been in the melting pot of the army. They have not been trained for more than a year. How can you believe in those feudal superstitious things!" I haven't been so happy to educate people for a long time, and I feel so beautiful in my heart.

"Don't pretend to be purity. Who kowtowed and worshiped in the temple on the mountain the day before yesterday? He said that if you could give it to a wife, you would do whatever you want." The two little girls tore off the veil of hypocrisy and exposed my true face. Two days ago, I couldn't stand the loneliness, so I went to the temple to ask the Buddha Lord to help find a wife, but how did they know about this? I didn't expect that they had such a deep skill in peeping people's privacy, so it would be better to communicate if you have the chance in the future.

I wondered how could my dignified major military doctor be stumped by two small soldiers, and said with a righteous saying: "I am combining theory with practice and using practical methods to determine the absence of ghosts and gods. The biggest difference between materialism and idealism is practice. Do you understand? We must base our theory on the basis of practice and practice as the criterion. Start with ourselves, mobilize the masses, and resolutely and completely discard the fallacies and evil principles of feudal superstition."

"Depend on!"

You two are so rude that you two will never get married in your entire life.

These two little girls looked contemptuous and said, "Stop talking nonsense, Doctor Yue. We are asking you a serious matter." It turned out that the last few night shifts, these two girls always heard someone talking outside the window, but when they went out, they couldn't see anyone.

After hearing what they said, I asked mentally: "You two are sure that they are not suffering from paranoia in adolescence or excessive two-way chats during long night shifts."

"You have Alzheimer's disease and your spouse's lack of clan syndrome!" These two girls did not abide by the traditional virtues of China's beating people without slapping people in the face, and scolding people without revealing their shortcomings. The three and four virtues are not seen in them, and they respect the elderly and love the young. It is a big blessing for anyone to marry them, and they strongly despise the modern education system.

In order to send these two plague gods away, I had to force myself to ask: "What did you hear?"

One of the two little girls ran to the door and locked the door. The other went to the window and looked out the window and then closed the window and pulled the curtains. Then the two people came to me one after another, and the two faces were several centimeters apart from each other. They were pressed on my face. They didn't want to molest me, right? Although I really wanted to find someone to carry out a great cause such as human reproduction, I couldn't stand the two at once.

"We heard: On July 15th, the heaven of fortune changes. When the door is opened at midnight, it is under the locust tree. It takes a thousand years to make a decision, don't hesitate."

What a mess, the time and place are clear, and what else can I ask? It must be that these girls are idle and set up a bet with me. After seeing through their tricks, I took out the majesty of the commander and coaxed the two of them out. It’s not that I brag about myself, but because of my psychology research on what ordinary people do, I can be guessed almost everything. When I returned to the dormitory after get off work, the little nurses I met all the way to look at me with strange eyes, which further confirmed my thoughts. Hehe! A group of yellow-haired girls wanted to fight me, but it was far from it! Thinking of the little nurse who lost, I couldn’t help but whistle and walked towards the restaurant quickly, and I had a big meal today! I was so happy that I didn’t notice that my front door was completely open (I was so faint that I didn’t zip after going to the toilet!).

It was 10:30 tonight (the 15th day of the lunar calendar). Under the largest locust tree in the backyard of the hospital, I myself. Although I was bitten by mosquitoes and had pimples on my face, I still came. I, who had a sensitive skin, was most afraid of mosquitoes, and I couldn’t go there for several days if I was bitten. Curiosity sometimes kills people.

I like to see people's privacy and I couldn't help but start thinking again after going back. It's really possible that these simple little girls could come up with such a simple situation, but judging from their usual eccentric performance, I can't see through it so simply, right? Could it be that the two of them were fighting each other, that I would never appear under the locust tree? Or would there be another expert to give me some advice? Will I definitely go?

If you go, go, but not at midnight. Haha, I went there half an hour in advance to make a move. If there was no one there, there would be no problem. If someone wanted to retreat three or five minutes, based on the army's time concept, the bets they made were naturally no different.

It was strange. I circled three times left and right around the big locust tree, which was a radius of rice, and I found no one else. At this time, a few girls in the duty room were chattering and eating snacks and surrounding the old director, saying that who would treat Dr. Yue’s face tomorrow... It turns out that there were experts to give me some advice! It turned out that the bet they made was that I was going to get a few bumps on my face by a mosquito.

I was tired of finding it, and I was sure that no one came here to feed mosquitoes in the middle of the night. I leaned on the big locust tree to rest and prepared to go back. I looked up at the gloomy moon and couldn't help but fight a cold war. Today, Zhongyuan Festival, commonly known as the Ghost Festival, according to Taoism, at this time, the underworld will open the gate of ghosts, allowing many hungry masterless and lonely ghosts to come to the world for food. The locust tree is also called the ghost tree in my hometown. The old saying goes, "Don't plant locust trees before or after," means this kind of tree. Although I am half an atheist (I don't burn incense and cram the Buddha's feet for the time being), I still feel that the ghosts are so powerful here.

Feeling empty behind me, I lost my support, and fell backwards into a big hole that suddenly appeared on the locust tree. The big hole appeared on the large tree of the locust tree, and there were three big words with phosphorescence on it - Ghost Pass!

As soon as the bullhead and horse face opened the door and were about to let the lonely ghosts go out to find food, a black shadow smashed it down. Two law enforcement officers raised their feet and kicked the UFO a lot. Needless to say, I was me who was kicked straight down. I was kicked by these two feet and my soul was separated by the two feet. I didn't know that I had already sacrificed gloriously and fell down. My body fully reflected Newton's law and smashed it down heavily.

The soul who had drunk Mengpo soup by the Naihe Bridge was shaking and waiting to jump into the reincarnation pool to reincarnate. A soul just finished drinking the soup was beautiful there! I no longer have to be a ghost in the dark underworld, but something fell from the sky and smashed him into the Forget River.

The ghost trooper heard a plop and knew that someone had jumped into the Wangchuan River. He shook his head and sighed: "Another one who is concerned and unwilling to be reincarnated." After saying that, he lowered his head to continue his own affairs, which delayed his reincarnation. "Zhang San, Li Si, Wang Ermazi..." Every time he read a ghost's name, a ghost jumped into the reincarnation pool, "Guo Jia!"

I just fell into the team waiting for reincarnation and heard someone calling me to answer "Come on!" and then I was kicked into the reincarnation pool again. Then I felt like I was forcibly stuffed into something the size of a can. After a severe pain, I felt relieved after a little relaxed, and I found that someone was lifting my feet upside down, and then I was slapped hard on my butt.
Chapter completed!