December 24, 2007.

Christmas Eve.

2:20 pm.

The weather is cloudy to cloudy and quite cold.

"Hungry Club (talk)........you bought so many dried apples (what)?" Uncle Fat looked at me with curious look on my face and saw that my face was as serious as a big enemy.

I couldn't help asking, "Eat?"

"Vulgar." I glared at him, feeling that the words were not appropriate enough, so I added: "Vulgarity is unbearable."

Actually, I think I am also a vulgar person, but at this moment, I have to pretend to be an elegant person.

I don't know which idiot came up with the stuff of Ping Anguo. I used a pack of apples with colored paper. I could sell three yuan a few days before Christmas Eve. I had to sell five yuan and ten yuan on Christmas Eve that night. This is not only

Black, and fuckingly dark.

When the apple is wrapped in the end, either you will eat it or you will not be willing to eat it and the apple will rot. Is it useful for eggs?

Even so, I still have to give in, but in order not to be fooled by those profiteers who have no assholes, I decided to do it myself.

Isn’t there a saying that technology occupants save the world.

"Zhou Yujia, your happy holiday, I wish you more and more than half of the future." I counted carefully the words I wanted to write on colored paper, and counted the package of apples.

Nineteen words, nineteen are missing to complete the work.

Thinking of this, I couldn't help but curse the street again. Which idiot did this Ping Anguo figure out...

"Xiaozi, come on, uncle will give you the club (talk)." The fat uncle lit a cigarette, put on the shape of an old private school teacher, and patted me on the shoulder: "This gift, you can't do it casually

Lean."

"Then?" I asked with my mouth, and continued to wrap my peace fruit.

"Send some flowers and jewelry, isn't it better than this?" Uncle Fat was trying to point me out.

I didn't know what I thought of, and my subconscious face turned red, and I buried my head and perfunctorily said, "What flowers are you sending? Isn't it better to give this thing? Stop making trouble, hurry up and watch TV,

If you know how to enter science, it’s about to begin.”

"Is that not four (yes) the night?" Uncle Fat looked at me in confusion.

"Replay." I waved my hand: "Reviewing the past and learning the new can make you a teacher, do you understand?"

The fat uncle looked at me in surprise: "Oh, Xiaoya, you illiterate, you are a member of the Chinese language, a miracle!"

"I have more awesome places, but you are still superficial." While talking to the fat uncle, I fiddled with the safe fruit in my hand. After checking it and making sure it was packed, I put it in.

The gift box at hand: "I remember that back then, I was also a strange folk person, with a very good bone and a fairy vein, and I..."

The fat uncle interrupted me with a disgusting look on his face: "You just say what's so awesome about you? Don't pretend to be?"

"Oh, you don't believe it yet. I learned the magical skill of fire-fighting condoms when I was eighteen years old. The senior staff of the family planning department have come to me and asked me to join them to contribute to the country." I laughed and laughed.

"At the age of nineteen, I learned the technique of plane wing correction, and at the age of twenty, I would have plastic surgery on train tracks. If I was in a good mood, I could go to Mount Everest with a slew of train tracks, and it would have to be traveled there in the future

Do you know the resort?”

The fat uncle kicked me off the sofa with one kick, saying that the old man was unfortunately out of the house with me such an unreliable thing.

When I prepared everything, it was almost five o'clock in the afternoon and I didn't dare to delay any more. After calling Zhou Yujia, I hurried out.

We were on a date this time, we were going together.

Half an hour later, Zhou Yujia and I met at the Great Cross, and then marched towards the hotel we booked, planning to have a good meal.

By the way, this time I treat you, well, a big meal.

Zhou Yan helped me find this hotel. I heard that I wanted to invite his sister to dinner. My grandson wanted to follow him without saying a word, but after Zhou Yujia pinched her neck twice, Zhou Yan became timid, and he took the initiative.

Help us find a hotel...

Um......

I am a scoundrel Zhou Yan!!

You're going to die if you have to eat six or seven thousand meals?!

We booked a private room by the window. It is not large in size, but it is decorated in an extremely exquisite manner.

Carpets, murals, chandeliers, and copper statues used to hang clothes in the corners of the wall are simply too artistic.

"Your brother is going out for fun with your sister-in-law?" Zhou Yujia and I sat side by side, looking for topics with slight eyes. Seeing Zhou Yujia dressed in pure clothes, I coughed and turned on the saint mode.

We only have a small table in the private room, which is said to be the table for couples. Oh, by the way, our private room is the couples’ private room I secretly booked. After all, it’s too wasteful to be big. Just two of us, why do we have to be big? Alas

It seems that I am still a little stingy. I am really poor and can’t change my temperament. I can’t change my hunger and can’t change my character. I won’t say the words that come later are not very good.

Although I have such an impure title for a couple's private room, I don't care at all. If my heart is just right, my shadow will not be slanted. I, Saint Yi, always believed this sentence.

"Brother Yi." Zhou Yujia spoke, his face flushed.

"Ah? What's wrong?" I looked at her blankly.

Zhou Yujia smiled with a pursed lips and pointed to the gift box in my hand: "Is it for me?"

"It's inevitable." I smiled and handed over the box. Zhou Yujia shook the gift box with his hand, as if thinking about what was in it.

Then.

"Ping Anguo?" Zhou Yujia looked at me in confusion, without any surprise at all.

I immediately looked at him.

This girl is too smart. She finally wanted to surprise her, but she made a mistake.

"I know you so well. You give me this every year. Did you forget?" Zhou Yujia looked at me helplessly.

I took a deep breath, barely calmed myself down, then I smiled in my dantian, pretending to be careless, "I don't know, this is considered a Christmas Eve gift? This is considered a meeting gift, there will be a full meal later.

.”

Actually, it’s not that I am a fan of money, but that I really don’t know what to give Zhou Yujia.

Jewelry, I don’t know much about it. The earrings, necklaces, bracelets are too complicated. I went to a jewelry store and I got a big head. I didn’t know which one she liked at all. It’s not easy to ask her. Are there any surprises when I ask?

In the end, I can only choose the past practice, Ping An Fruit.

"Eat it, you're going to have a regular meal." Zhou Yujia looked at me with a funny look. Seeing that the food was started, I didn't say anything anymore. I thought about what to send in a while?

Having said that, I'm not a fool, really.

Don’t think that I’m stupid. In some aspects, my heart is like a mirror, just like my relationship with Zhou Yujia.

There is everything, but that layer of window paper is missing, but...

"I'm the one with your surname Yi, I heard you have a girlfriend?"

Every time I think about Zhou Yujia’s affairs, I suddenly remembered what Xiao Fu said, and then I understood.

There are two reasons why the window paper cannot be broken yet.

First, I am not thick-skinned enough and have no face to show up with my good brother's sister. There is always suspicion of old cow eating tender grass.

Second, the threat of Little Buddha is still vivid in my mind. I haven't recovered for the time being. When he dies on the street one day, I might confess my love with great enthusiasm.

Yes, confess.

Actually, I like Zhou Yujia very much.

I discovered it not long ago.

Just before I went to Tai'an to help Xiao Fu, I understood this in a daze.

Of course, I can't figure out whether she likes it or not. This is one of the reasons why I dare not confess. If she slapped me in the face and yelled, "Brother Yi, I misread you!!"

My grass, that's all. My reputation will definitely be gone forever.

"Eat more." While I was thinking about it, I helped Zhou Yujia pick up dishes: "Look at how thin you are, do you usually use weight loss pills as midnight snacks or why? Why are you getting thinner and thinner during this period?

”

"Who knows?" Zhou Yujia looked at me helplessly: "I want to be fat too, but I just can't eat."

Oh, if some girls who drink water to gain three pounds of weight, they will definitely hate you to death.

"It's better to look plump. Look at you like this, you can feel uncomfortable when you touch it with your hands." Before I knew it, my tone suddenly became straight and started to connect.

Zhou Yujia glared at me in anger, grabbed a red pepper of the length of the index finger into my bowl, and threatened me to eat it with his eyes.

"You're cruel enough." I gasped in sweat, and kept pouring ice coke in my mouth. The chili pepper in front almost made my tongue spicy.

Just as I was about to continue to criticize Zhou Yujia, my phone suddenly rang.

I cared, and slowly took out my cell phone and looked at it. My eyes suddenly changed, and my heart suddenly sank.

It was called by Little Buddha.

"Hey?" I pretended to be fine and ate, making a phone call, not daring to hide from Zhou Yujia, otherwise she would have to ask who called me. The last time I disappeared, she was scared. I guess she was very worried.

It was scared out of sequelae.
To be continued...