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Chapter 1 The Bells are Ringing(2/2)

When the ancestors fell into their palms for the fourth time, Chen Shuping finally couldn't stand it anymore. He screamed wildly, and a pure Taoist immortal aura suddenly came out, which quickly filled the entire back garden. The sky robe formation had a hidden sense and floated slightly.

He roared with a red face and said, "Enough! You broken monkey! I have given you enough face to give me three shots. What else do you want to do?"

With another loud bang, the light golden palm smashed his body into the soil, smashing it into a shocking "human" shape!

The old monkey's rude voice came from the hut: "Take it! If you didn't see you being well-behaved and dare not fight back, you see I'll hit you a few more times."

Chen Shuping got up from the ground with hard work, blushing and dissatisfied.

"Isn't convinced?" The old monkey's voice became sharp, and the light golden giant palm condensed into shape in the air again.

"I'm convinced! I'm convinced!" Chen Shuping quickly whined: "Stop beating, the Great Sage will give me some face."

"Face?" The old monkey became angry: "Get out! For more than a hundred years, you have urged some mortals to come to Guiyuan Temple every day, which has made my family unable to sleep well. Where is the face you give me?"

Chen Shuping begged for mercy and said, "Sage, I must not blame me for this. This is all the meaning of the old guys in heaven. I have only been in the mortal world for twenty years." He turned his eyes and said, "These three days have been ruined now, and the Heavenly Court will not make trouble for you. You can rest assured to retire."

This is so poisonous. The old monkey was condemned to be locked in Guiyuan Temple forever.

But the old man is sometimes a honest person and he didn't understand what this sentence means.

"Hmph." A cold snorted from the temple wall. Xiao Yizhu was climbing the wall and playing to pick green bamboos and weaving bamboo horses.

Chen Shuping's face turned pale and he quickly said to the hut: "Sage, I have a good personal relationship with Lingtu, so you can let me go."

"It's just a nest of beasts. Is it a private relationship?... Well, when it comes to my disciple." The ancestor's voice became sharp again, "What are you going to do here? Wouldn't you want to make my disciple smell bad again in the future?"

Chen Shuping said pitifully: "It's really gone, I must find Yi Tianxing and tell him something."

"What's the matter?"

"Where has Yi Tianxing gone?"

"Well, maybe it's in heaven."

Chen Shuping's eyes turned pale and he almost fainted. He said hurriedly: "You can't go now."

"What's wrong?" The ancestor's voice also became anxious.

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"I was forcibly recalled by the Heavenly Court a few days ago..." Uncle Chen calmed down, took off his shirt, revealing his body full of terrifying scars. "I didn't go, so I was so injured."

"Forced recall? Is it a thunder?" The ancestor laughed and said, "You are also a fool. Just call you back and go back. What's the fun of living in this world."

Chen Shuping snorted coldly and said, "It's not that my own master summoned me, why should I go back?"

Who doesn't know his little selfish intention of enjoying happiness in the world? But he is too lazy to kill him.

"What does this have to do with whether my father is in heaven?"

Xiao Yi ran over happily, stretched his jaw, and looked at the half-naked Chen Shuping innocently.

Chen Shuping was uncomfortable with him and said, "I tried to contact my master, but I found that my master didn't know where he went."

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"What do you mean... there may be chaos in the heavenly court?" The cold voice of the ancestor came out.

"That's right." Chen Shuping responded respectfully: "So I came to Yi Tianxing quickly, just to warn him that it is very inappropriate to go to the Heavenly Court at this time."

After a while of silence in the hut, the arrogant laughter of the ancestor suddenly came out: "Hahahaha... it's very suitable, very suitable."

Suddenly, a laughter came to a halt, and the ancestor asked coldly: "What does it mean to sell your dog well here? How could you not know if my disciple is not in Guiyuan Temple? Say!"

"Tell me." Xiao Yi and Zhu Sha looked at Chen Shuping with interest.

Chen Shuping smiled awkwardly, and after a while, he said, "This...if... what...my master has...this...in the future...in heaven, I will ask the Great Sage to take care of him."

It turns out that this dog has this cunning mind.

The old monkey can never be locked in the world forever. As long as he returns to heaven, with his connections and strength, he will still have problems protecting a playful puppy in the world.

The ancestor snorted twice and said nothing.

Chen Shuping knew that although the Great Sage did not make it clear, he also relaxed. He was overjoyed and bowed to the ground and said, "Great Sage, I will go to heaven to recover Yi Tianxing."

"No need. He is much smarter than you."

The old monkey's yin voice came from the hut.

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Yi Tianxing flew in the sky. What he saw in front of him was a sea of ​​clouds. Above the sea of ​​clouds was a red sun, which was particularly dazzling.

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"Sir, do you need something else?" asked a beautiful stewardess softly.

Yi Tianxing raised the red wine in his glass and shrugged: "No need, thank you."

He was indeed flying in the sky, just sitting in the business class of Boeing planes, enjoying the beautiful scenery above the sky through the porthole, without sitting on a golden stick to reach the sky.

Sitting on the plane, he was still savoring the lively wedding a few days ago.

The colorful bicycle is dazzling to see, and Xiao Yizhu is a flower girl, and the male and female cannot argue.

Mo Sha was a bridesmaid, Lin Qiheng and his three sons also rushed over from Taiwan, and all three of the Qin family came. Mr. Zhao Da was not in good health recently, so he only gave him a calligraphy and painting, but the person was not present.

The wedding was very grand and cost a lot of money. Pengfei's children who had moved into the world who were in a good position were very lively and excited. The girl named Qier under Zhou Xiaomei was very sad.

As for the NPCs of the provincial government and municipal governments, I'm sorry, Yi Tianxing really didn't have the heart to remember their names.

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Lei Lei was very beautiful that day. After wearing a wedding dress, she really highlighted the sacred and pure taste. The blush on her face made her look even more shy when she looked at her face.

Yi Tianxing was very nervous that day. He was wearing a well-fitting suit, but he always felt that his sleeves were a little short and he didn't know where to put his hands. He just smiled foolishly all day long.

After kowtowing to Teacher Zou and Fat Director, the couple got married.

But late at night, the family of three held a small wedding banquet in the back garden of Guiyuan Temple. The people who attended this wedding banquet were the closest ones, Ye Xiang, Mo Kill, Bin missed.

A couple kowtowed the old monkey three times in front of the hut.

The old monkey is very comforting.

The next day, Taoist priests and monks from various temples came to give gifts. There were many gifts, so Yi Tianxing naturally had to receive them well. Moreover, the ones sent by Wudang Mountain this time were Huoer, which made Zou Leilei so happy, thinking that if you don’t kill them in the future, you won’t be afraid of being old and depressed.

But after the fun, Xiao Yizhu said something, which made Yi Tianxing and Zou Leilei feel so annoyed for several days.

Xiao Yizhu said: "I have never heard of asking for a monk or a Taoist priest when we get married. The bald donkey and cow are walking all over the ground... Mom, dad, you are not wishing me a full moon, and there are no dead people in our family, why are they going to do it?"

Just for this sentence, the family had a fuss for three days, and Ye Xiangseng beat Xiao Yizhu ten times.

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After taking a sip of red wine, Yi Tianxing woke up from his memories. Looking at the red sun outside the window, a warm smile appeared on the corner of his lips.

Everyone thought he wanted to go to heaven, but he was on a plane to go to heaven.
Chapter completed!
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