Chapter 330 Zhou's Romance
Chapter 330 Zhou's Romance
"Okay, let's talk about it, do you want to ask me some things about how to celebrate Valentine's Day?" Hu Tao looked at Zhou Zhenhua with a smile, and almost saw through what Zhou Zhenhua had in mind when he was looking for him.
Zhou Zhenhua was also very straightforward. Since he had seen through his thoughts by Comrade Lao Hu, there was actually no need to hide it. Zhou Zhenhua nodded on the spot and said, "According to what the great sage once said, when a person does not understand something but wants to do it well, he can achieve his expected purpose by asking others and referring to other people's opinions. You should know me very well, and have not spent any Valentine's Day. Your brain is full of arms, and you don't understand what romance is. So, since you have experience, please give some very useful opinions."
"Flowers, chocolates, exquisite gifts." Comrade Lao Hu said very simply: "No woman can refuse the gifts given by the ones he loves. Value does not require it. I think your girlfriends will be very happy even if you give them a word. Of course, the key to Valentine's Day is not just a gift, but a romantic atmosphere is also very important. If you are in a place with a lot of people and a very noisy, even if it is romantic, it is probably not romantic."
"Very pertinent opinion, please continue!" It is worthy of being a veteran, and it is worthy of spending a ten-year marathon love relationship with Wang Chaonan mm. The opinions given by Hu Tao made Zhou Zhenhua feel very useful.
"Okay, let's continue!" Hu Tao looked like 'I am a master' and said loudly: "Flowers, you can choose the roses from Kunming. Kunming roses are of fair price, and the color is obviously more beautiful than the red roses in other places. In addition, in recent years, a new variety of roses has been cultivated in Europe, called Blue Evil, the first choice!"
When Hu Tao talked about what kind of flowers to choose, Zhou Zhenhua had taken out a small notebook very seriously and started recording with a pen. Looking at it, it was simply a model for good students.
"The second is a gift, you must choose this thing. So what kind of gift is suitable? There are many gifts, but the key to choosing a gift depends on the person before you can decide to give it. For example, a girl like Stiley, she should choose a very beautiful big doll for her gift. Yes?" Hu Tao indeed had the style of a master, and Zhou Zhenhua immediately nodded in recognition while recording.
"Well, you're quite right! If you give the big doll to Hua Ziying or Hong Xiu'er, you can imagine what kind of scene it would be. But I also have my own point of view. I think you should choose something more practical when choosing a gift. For example, a m1911a1 Colt.45 automatic pistol, which is very popular in the United States. It has a compact design and stable recoil. Although it is a bit inferior in power, it is very suitable for Stiey, who is not very strong in combat. Also."
"Stop, stop!!!"
Hu Tao looked at Zhou Zhenhua with a cold sweat on his face. He really wanted to shout, this guy is so genius. He actually chose to give him an automatic pistol for a gift from his girlfriend on Valentine's Day. And he could make a lot of truths, just as if giving a pistol was a matter of course. Oh my God, isn't this guy's brain structure, except for arms and combat knowledge, nothing more normal?
Hu Tao can be very serious and affirmed. Sometimes when communicating with Zhou Zhenhua, you can't continue without a certain degree of patience. Fortunately, Hu Tao's patience is good. After directly preventing Zhou Zhenhua, he said: "You can choose gifts slowly later. Now let's continue to seriously talk about how to create a romantic atmosphere on Valentine's Day."
"Please tell me!" Zhou Zhenhua was very funny, very serious, and honestly started to prepare to record with a pen.
"Okay, let's talk about how to create a romantic atmosphere." Hu Tao thought for a while and said, "Before you talk about creating a romantic atmosphere, you can talk about it first. What if you create a romantic atmosphere?"
Zhou Zhenhua began to think about the crazy thinking.
The sweat as big as a bean began to remain on Zhou Zhenhua's forehead, her lips were closed, and Zhou Zhenhua silently said nothing. It seemed like a very hard thing, and Zhou Zhenhua tried hard to think about the degree of shock.
Oh my God, I'm such a fool, let this guy think about how to create a romantic atmosphere? This guy with arms and war is full of mind, he will calculate how to use any weapon, how to defeat the enemy in the shortest time, how to protect his comrades, and how to successfully fight a war.
But, how to create a romantic atmosphere?
For him, it was simply a difficult time to reach the sky.
However, just as Hu Tao was about to ask Zhou Zhenhua to stop wasting his brain cells, Zhou Zhenhua suddenly slammed his palm, as if he had an idea, and a hint of excitement appeared on his face.
"Do you have an idea? Tell me it?" Hu Tao was surprised. Zhou Zhenhua could actually think of how to create a romantic atmosphere. But soon he realized that he was wrong, really wrong.
"Okay, I'll talk to you briefly about how I create a romantic atmosphere." Zhou Zhenhua said seriously: "I'm going to take everyone to the Middle East!"
"Yeah, it's not bad, experience the Islamic style!" Hu Tao said acknowledged.
"Then I pretended to be separated from everyone on purpose, and finally spent money to hire fifty terrorists to kidnap and hold them hostage. When everyone was in a dangerous environment, I came like a god. Holding p90 in both hands, using various exquisite fighting methods to solve all enemies in the shortest time. Finally, welcoming everyone's cheers and worship for me, like a hero, full of romantic battles! Are you very romantic?"
When Zhou Zhenhua asked him, Hu Tao opened his mouth so exaggeratedly. Now Hu Tao is completely, thoroughly, very, absolutely certain. Zhou Zhenhua's mind is full of arms and war.
Genius, what a genius!
Spend money to hire terrorists to kidnap and hold their girlfriends hostage, and then come forward to save their women. In the midst of artillery fire and gunfire, a fierce heroic action to save beauty was staged. Oh my God, that person would choose this way to celebrate Valentine's Day. In a sense, genius and idiots are simply a line of separation.
"Have you never considered a more ordinary romance?" Hu Tao asked tentatively.
"Is it not ordinary enough?" Zhou Zhenhua asked in surprise, what is a more ordinary romance? Is this romance not ordinary?
Hu Tao felt that he should give Zhou Zhenhua some advice.
"The romance you mentioned is too expensive. No matter how rich you are, you can't be so luxurious and wasteful, right? So, I can conceive some very, very ordinary romances for you." Hu Tao used more normal knowledge to teach Zhou Zhenhua.
"Please tell me!" Another small notebook was taken out, and Zhou Zhenhua tried hard to record it.
"Hey, for example, you and your girlfriends (Hu Tao muttered: Girls, why are they so awkward), find a place where there is no one, for example," Zhou Zhenhua began to answer quickly as soon as Hu Tao finished speaking.
"Antarctica, the Sahara Desert, the Himalayas, and" Zhou Zhenhua said about the deserted and crowded places.
"Stop!!! Teacher is not allowed to interrupt!" Hu Tao glared at Zhou Zhenhua fiercely, and Zhou Zhenhua cooperated very honestly and made a gesture of invitation.
"For example, if Antarctica is wrong, you are surrounded by you. For example, in the beautiful and exquisite garden, which is the kind of back garden of your home? No one is there, you can bring your little girlfriends over, set off fireworks for them, or light dozens of candles and put them in a beautiful heart shape. How about it?" Hu Tao asked.
"A very boring behavior!" Zhou Zhenhua commented seriously.
"Damn it's okay, buddy, I have stronger ones!" Hu Tao sorted out his language and said, "For example, you and your girlfriends enjoy a candlelight dinner. In a very atmosphere, you two were very happy and very speculative. Just when the mood was very high, suddenly, you gave up the conversation. Instead, you looked at them very seriously and took them out of your pocket. The brocade you had prepared long ago, and it read: 'It's great to be with you forever'. How about it? They were sure to be moved to death!" Hu Tao's idea was indeed romantic and great. There were surprises, surprises, and romance was not missing.
However, Zhou Zhenhua
"Why do you need to write it? I think this is a very waste of time and unrestrained behavior and thing. If it were me, I would choose to speak it more directly with my mouth." Zhou Zhenhua answered seriously.
To be honest, Hu Tao really doesn't know how to answer "this".
"Also" Zhou Zhenhua was about to say something.
"Stop!!!" Hu Tao shook his head vigorously: "Brother, let me go, I suddenly realized that I can't teach you!" Hu Tao was almost crying: "You can go and seek the opinions of other friends, for example, your parents also provide you with many good references!"
"Well, this opinion is more pertinent!" Zhou Zhenhua accepted humbly: "So, thank you for your help just now. I will refer to your opinions carefully."
"Okay, just be able to refer to it. I won't say anything else. Brother, I'll leave first!" Hu Tao almost ran away in panic and was about to run away.
"Wait a minute!" Zhou Zhenhua suddenly called out Hu Tao.
"What's the matter again!!!" Hu Tao was almost crying.
"It's nothing, I just want to tell you that your 'stop' pronunciation is very unstandard," Zhou Zhenhua said seriously.
Hu Tao: "#¥!#—#¥”
Chapter completed!