Chapter 0096: Just be my friend who doesn't exist
The smoke rose up and then disappeared without a trace. A soldier got into the place called the kitchen. After a while of tinkering, he closed the door and left. The night began to fall. Zheng Yingqi lay down more than 300 meters away from the maintenance station, stunned.
I smelled the aroma of steamed buns coming from the kitchen.
And the smell of the leftover soup.
There was a villain in Zheng Yingqi's heart who said: "What are you still doing? Come on, steal some food to fill your stomach first."
Another villain said: "What you said upstairs is right."
Another villain said: "They are all right..."
Zheng Yingqi muttered: "I know everything is right..."
Of course you are right, the sky is big and the earth is big, the belly is the biggest, but people, you have to be persistent.
"It's so stupid that Cheng Cai can stick out the steamed buns he eats in his mouth. I have been a talent all the way from my time in the army. Am I not as good as him in this regard?"
Zheng Yingqi thought bitterly, and then took out the wild vegetables and weeds collected along the way, "This is green onions... This is flatbread... This is steamed buns... By the way, there is also a piece of beef..."
He muttered softly while stuffing it into his mouth, as if to hypnotize him. The wild grass and wild vegetables were eaten by him and he had the illusion that they were delicacies from the mountains and seas. Okay, let's just treat it as a home-cooked stir-fry.
The black curtain slowly enveloped the earth, and the "garrison" of the maintenance station seemed to be living a boring life. Zheng Yingqi, who finally felt better, watched and listened in all directions, waiting for the "fish"
arrival.
Of course we won't catch fish from the Division Scout Camp this time.
When it was almost 10 o'clock, a figure appeared furtively in the darkness. Zheng Yingqi chuckled and observed the figure. Sure enough, it was three people who sneakily entered the kitchen of the maintenance station.
"It's time to go fool around!" Zheng Yingqi chuckled and walked towards the kitchen. When he passed the road built by Xu Sanduo, Zheng Yingqi suddenly smiled silently.
He quietly approached the kitchen, leaning against the kitchen door and listening to the goings on inside. Sure enough, the three of them were arguing about the steamed buns that were in their mouths. The proud Wu Liuyi would not allow himself to participate in this "war"
The naive Xu Sanduo who cheated in the game did not have the same sense of honor as Wu Liuyi, but his simple thoughts told him that in this "war" where the lone army went deep and penetrated, there should not be such food.
Chengcai gnawed the steamed bun angrily, thinking he was despicable to vent his anger, but in the end it was still difficult to swallow. Facing the field rations handed over by Xu Sanduo, his remaining self-esteem made him spit out the steamed bun in his mouth.
In the end, he struggled desperately, trying to drag the two fools into the water, but in the end he was defeated by the rations handed over by Xu Sanduo. He said, if I eat the steamed buns, my stomach will be rotten at most, but if you disgrace your things, my whole body will rot.
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[This kid, how should I describe him? 】
Zheng Yingqi sighed in his heart, if there was no one, Chengcai would definitely choose to eat this steamed bun, but in front of these two idiots, Chengcai chose to abide by the rules because of his poor self-esteem.
It's a pity that this incident did not make Chengcai realize his shortcomings. For Chengcai, as long as he can achieve the goal, the means are not important. In his opinion, rules can only be constrained by others if they can be seen by others. This is why
, he was finally rejected by Lao A under Yuan Lang's indifferent gaze.
He was too utilitarian and ignored many things. But what he ignored was the true code of a soldier and the true code of a soldier!
The room fell silent. Zheng Yingqi could imagine the three people inside staring at each other, so he pinched his nose and whispered:
"Congratulations on passing the food temptation test. Ten points will be added to each of you!"
"who?"
The three people in the kitchen suddenly stood up and nervously pointed their guns at the door. At this moment, they were like frightened monkeys.
The sound of a popular drama in the house not far away was very loud, covering up the movements here. The inside and outside of the house seemed like two worlds. The soldiers of the fifth squad could not imagine that at this moment, inside and outside their kitchen, someone was stealing.
Smiling like a cat stealing food, the other three looked like wild beasts that had been caught, anxiously planning how to kill them.
"I'm from the assessment observation team. Please keep your voice down. Do you want to alert the friendly forces? Your performance is good, and each of you is allowed to eat a steamed bun as a reward!" Zheng Yingqi continued to fool, Wu Liuyi and Cheng Cai were half-convinced, always feeling that what they heard was incredible.
, but Xu Sanduo, the most honest fool, was pleasantly surprised:
"It's Yingqi!"
Zheng Yingqi was disappointed, who said that honest people are easy to deceive? This guy was stunned for a while after being fooled by Yuan Lang, why couldn't he be fooled himself?
The door opened gently, and three faces crowded together to look at the uninvited guests outside the door, full of surprises.
Xu Sanduo smiled stupidly and whispered: "Yingqi, I thought you were eliminated."
He was also pleasantly surprised when he became a talented person, but he said arrogantly: "The disaster will last for thousands of years..."
"How talented you are," Wu Liu pulled Zheng Yingqi in and carefully closed the kitchen: "How dare you fool me... your sister, I almost believed it!"
When they got off the car and were attacked, Zheng Yingqi took the initiative to cut off the rear, and was cut off from the way back to the ditch. They thought Zheng Yingqi had been captured alive by the division's reconnaissance battalion, but they didn't expect to meet him here, so they were naturally happy from the bottom of their hearts.
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Zheng Yingqi slumped directly on the bag and untied his equipment with great effort, "Tsk, tsk, I didn't expect that the IQ of you two is not as good as that of my Xu Sanduo. Does hunger make people regress?"
"Go away, you are just talking nonsense." Wu Liuyi lightly kicked Zheng Yingqi and said with lingering fear: "You just scared us to death...how did you kid touch this?"
"This is the right direction. If you don't touch where to go?" Zheng Yingqi said this. The two people who were still doubtful about Xu Sanduo's judgment became overjoyed. They knew that they could get here, but it was all because of Xu Sanduo's insistence. Zheng Yingqi saw
He looked at the three of them and asked: "How are you doing today? Have you been bitten by the division reconnaissance battalion?"
"Stop talking..." Wu Liuyi let out a laugh and said depressedly: "The division reconnaissance battalion is like a mad dog. Yesterday we chased it for a while but we stopped chasing it. I don't know what happened today. I won't let go. Our group
There are only four people left, and one of them doesn’t agree with this direction and has gone to the other side.”
Zheng Yingqi did not dare to say that he had teased the division reconnaissance camp, and nodded with deep sympathy: "We planned to march at night and rest during the day, but we didn't expect that the division reconnaissance camp prepared observation posts, and we almost hit the road. Within a few minutes, four people rushed over.
Car, if I hadn't been lucky, you would have found me among the dead."
After several people complained together, Wu Liuyi said: "Okay, stop talking nonsense, save your energy, we have to keep walking before the horse is ready."
"Don't want some?" Zheng Yingqi stared at the nine and a half steamed buns on the table with a smirk.
"You eat it." Wu Liuyi said angrily. Zheng Yingqi reached out and took out a steamed bun. Xu Sanduo immediately became nervous, "Yingqi, you can't eat it."
Zheng Yingqi held the steamed bun under his nose and sniffed it, "Eat it! I'm so happy with it!"
After saying that, he threw the steamed bun back, took out the wild vegetables and rubbed them on his hands, as if to get the taste of the steamed buns: "Steamed bun-flavored wild vegetables can also satisfy your hunger!"
Xu Sanduo just giggled, and Cheng Cai looked on with disappointment in his eyes. If Zheng Yingqi ate it, he would definitely eat it.
It's a pity...he didn't!
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In the dormitory of Class 5, the popular TV series is still being played, but the minds of the soldiers in Class 5 have never been on the TV series, because there is an extra "friendly soldier" wearing a weird military uniform in their dormitory.
The "friendly army" was sleeping with his eyes closed and his earphones connected. Although they could not understand the device connected to the earphones, they were sure that it was definitely not a video recorder.
"We've arrived at the place, and it's time to go to sleep, right?"
The friendly army suddenly said that when the soldiers looked at the time, it was only ten o'clock and suddenly they remembered that 10 o'clock was actually the time to go to bed.
"Sleep, sleep, sleep..."
The soldiers of the fifth squad said awkwardly.
"Just pretend I don't exist... I'm disturbing you tonight." Friendly Army said again.
The soldiers in the fifth squad murmured in their hearts, knowing that this guy didn't want to leave. He was really a strange person. After he arrived, he pretended to be asleep and didn't talk to them. When the time came, he said he was sleeping. I really don't know what he was doing.
Chapter completed!