Chapter 0445: Sichuan Legion: Fighting with the Devils (End)(1/2)
River defense position.
Several soldiers were squatting together and chatting about the sky.
"If you want to talk about the Sichuan Army, there are many cruel people, but the most cruel person must be the cruel man named Xia Tian! Tsk tsk, you don't know. When our deputy master saw those two heads, he couldn't come up in a breath. If you say that the deputy master saw a lot of dead people, but this head must be the first time he saw this head."
"Squad leader, stop talking. I followed the throne and saw those two people having weak legs."
"Head? What kind of head?"
"It's the head of the Japanese who killed the Japanese by President Xia of the Sichuan Army. Didn't our search be because the Japanese destroyed a family of Chanda? I tell you," the squad leader revealed the news that most people didn't know yet: "In fact, before our search, the CEO Xia of the Sichuan Army focused on the Japanese who had caused trouble to the people. It is said that after chasing them in the forest for a day and a night, the two Japanese were caught."
"A day and night! People sneaked into the woods and started chasing them! Listen to the Sichuan Army, General Xia didn't close his eyes for nine days and nine nights, just to kill the Japanese! After the family-killing case, General Xia chased after a long time before catching up with the two Japanese. He didn't kill the two Japanese on the spot. The Japanese wanted to show his courage, but General Xia didn't say anything, but General Xia slashed his head with a knife without saying a word. The Japanese thought that the soul of the head would not be able to go back, and this was the most taboo, but General Xia was cruel and directly chopped his head to pay tribute to the family that was destroyed!"
"Hiss, it's a waste to put the Sichuan Army like Mr. Xia!"
"Who said no? But people don't like us, no, it's not that they don't like us. People are thinking about the Nantianmen. Thousands of people died in the Nantianmen. President Xia said he would not knock down the Nantianmen, they..."
The soldiers became more and more energetic as they talked about it, and they talked endlessly about gossip about Xia. As for the title of President Xia, it naturally spread.
"cough!"
A dry cough came from behind, and the soldier who was thrusting was excited subconsciously turned around, and then he stood attentively: "Hello, the teacher."
The others turned back in horror. Sure enough, Yu Xiaoqing's expressionless face was behind them, and his eyes that could see through people's hearts swept around them, making them unable to help but change their color.
Yu Xiaoqing said in his usual indifference: "Look at the Japanese on the other side."
"yes."
"Also, is the Sichuan Army one of the third regiments of the Yu Division? They are all us, and there is no difference between us and them." Yu Xiaoqing said with a strong emphasis, and several soldiers responded in a hurry. Yu Xiaoqing left now? He walked straight to his division headquarters, leaving only a few soldiers looking at each other - what does this mean by the division emphasized?
"Squad Leader..." A soldier couldn't help but ask? The squad Leader glared at him, and the soldier immediately stopped.
Several people began to stare at the South Gate of Heaven again bored? After a habitual silence, they couldn't stop muttering again: "Are the Japanese devils quite honest during this period? Hi? Look, they jumped up again."
"Don't pay attention to them? Let them dance? Just don't hit us if you're fine."
"That's right. You can have a few days of peace and prosperity."
"What kind of safe birthday? The Japanese are all under our noses, and they are still thinking about safe birthday?"
"Okay, we are the big-headed soldiers who are paying wages. What kind of officials' hearts are you?"
The murmur turned into a clamor again - they were all a group of life-threatening couples? Who is used to talking as slowly as a woman?
Just as they shouted, a "hee hee" sound suddenly came. Everyone followed the sound and found that the source of the sound was actually on the Qiqi Slope. Someone made a huge iron speaker on the Qiqi Slope. After the loudspeaker, the sound emitted successfully echoed on the positions on both sides.
"Hello everyone, I am your dear story king. Summer is long, long nights are long and the days are boring. In these boring years, please allow me to bring you a hint of laughter - if you find it interesting, please shout: 666!"
"It's a bit embarrassing, but no one agrees. It's really embarrassing. So, now we're entering the story session. Please listen to my first story: the source of the Japanese naming method."
Division headquarters.
Yu Xiaoqing, who was watching the gun team mirror, frowned. He didn't like this kind of pretending to be a clown. Li Bing, who was beside him, hurriedly said, "Master, I'll go to the Qiping Slope to shut up!"
"Wait first." Yu Xiaoqing stopped him, wanting to see what the hell was selling on the side of the Jiqipo.
At this time, the voice after the loudspeaker was heard again: "Legendly, after Pan Jinlian and Ximen Qing murdered their husband Wu Dalang, this traveler Wu Song went out to work and went home to find out the cause of his brother's death. He originally planned to kill Pan Jinlian to avenge the murderer, but Pan Jinlian was extremely tender and Wu Erlang could not do it! Seeing this, Pan Jinlian intended to seduce her, but Wu Song was finally led by his brother, and he was worried, so he decided to exile Pan Jinlian overseas."
It was completely ruining the story of Water Margin, which made Yu Xiaoqing unable to help but shout: "What a mess!"
But his cold drink obviously could not be spread, and the story continues:
"As a result, there was an accident on Pan Jinlian's way out and was blown to the island country by a hurricane. Wu Song didn't expect that she was pregnant with Ximen Qing's evil seed. Pan Jinlian gave birth to a cub on the island country, but remembered Wu Dalang's goodness, so she named this little boy Dalang, but the name Dalang seemed to be disrespectful to Wu Dalang, so she simply changed it to Taro."
"After that, Pan Jinlian had acquainted with the savages on the island, and there were still little kids left. When she was naming, she originally wanted to name the second son Erlang, but then she thought that Wu Song and Wu Erlang had let her go after all. If she was named Erlang, she would be too sorry for Wu Song's grace of mercy, so she named the second son Erlang, but the third son and the fourth son were named Saburo and Silang in turn."
Yu Xiaoqing couldn't help but smile on his cold face. Although this story was made up,... it really had a little meaning.
"This is the origin of Japanese names. Let me tell you about the origin of Japanese surnames."
"After this Japanese savage became famous, many years later, domestic chaos and wars continued, and the men died one by one. When the Japanese king saw that this would not work, he issued a decree: Japanese men could cooperate with Japanese and women anytime and anywhere, regardless of the occasion. For convenience, Japanese women created their kimonos, which could facilitate them to have a special 'picnic' at any time."
"Not to mention, after this order, Japanese newborns began to emerge. Those Japanese women distinguished and commemorated them, and used the newborn's surname as their surname, and they had all kinds of strange surnames such as Watanabe, Matsushita, Tianno, and Inoue. Did you think this surname was strange before? Do you understand now?"
A shocking laughter broke out on the Jiang Defense position, which lasted for a long time.
A group of officers in the division headquarters tried to stop them, but were stopped by Yu Xiaoqing. Yu Xiaoqing said, "Let them smile, well, it's not a problem."
He Shuguangqiang laughed and said, "Xia Tian is really good at making up."
"What if it is true?" Yu Xiaoqing suddenly spoke, and the officers looked at each other and then burst into laughter. Of course, it could not be true, but who cares about the authenticity of him?
"Next, please enjoy the chorus from the Kawa Legion - the song of Takeuchi!"
Yu Xiaoqing was confused and didn't know what the Sichuan Army wanted to do.
The neat voice rang out:
"Takenet, Takenet; busy eggs are tired! Lianshan, Lianshan; injured every year. Dig holes, dig holes; mouse activities! Cross the river, cross the river; die a stalemate!"
In the division headquarters, He Shuguang was shocked: "Talents! The parallelism is neat!" Then he said to Yu Xiaoqing with a salivating face: "Teacher, are we singing together with the Qiqi Pond position?"
"You can do whatever you want." Yu Xiaoqing said calmly, but He Shuguang still heard the smile from Yu Xiaoqing's voice. He ran out immediately, and while someone was calling the flag language to contact the Qiping Slope, he organized people to prepare for a chorus. After a while, the entire Jiangfang position remembered the neat "chorus".
The Japanese army on the opposite side naturally did not want to fall behind and began to compete with each other. Both sides were men who had been holding back for a long time, and their voices were overwhelming. In the end, all kinds of wonderful curses began to rise and fall one after another. The soldiers stood on the position excitedly and competed with the opponent with various wonderful curses. The Japanese army on the South Gate also came out of the position and insulted Jiang Fang in various ways.
The Japanese soldiers were talking on Chinese and came across the opposite side: "The headless little ghost Yu Xiaoqing, the unjustly dead wild ghosts are all his soldiers, and Captain Takeuchi's dog is Kentaro. After eating his gallbladder, chew his liver!"
Jiang Fang came here: "Longshan, Takeuchi, bring a team of dung beetles! Digging holes and pits is an expert, and you have to spend the winter when you have to dig a mountain with feces!"
Both sides were targeting each other's division seat and team leader, but the person involved did not seem to be angry, just like that. Yu Xiaoqing was just like that.
He felt that this was a way to boost morale, so he simply stopped in the division headquarters and let his soldiers squirt the opponent because he was worried that as soon as he left, the soldiers would silence and let the opponent pass by.
Just as the two sides were indignantly scolding each other, an uninvited guest broke into the division headquarters.
He is Lin Yi, deputy commander and supervisor of the Sichuan Army.
Ayi was actually cheated - he was very cowardly and didn't want to come to the division headquarters to find the division chief, but Xia Tian fooled him for a while and finally pulled Milong over and promised to let Milong's wife stew a chicken for Ayi. Even so, Ayi didn't dare to come. Finally, he pulled Xia Tian as his companion and then went to the division headquarters with his teeth.
As soon as he entered the division headquarters, he didn't dare to say anything after seeing the many school officials in the division headquarters. Xia Tian twisted his hands behind him hard, and Lin Yi gritted his teeth and said his purpose:
Fifteen minutes later, the Sichuan Army's position will concentrate all mortars and machine guns launch a wave of attacks on the Japanese at the Nantianmen Gate, asking the division headquarters to cooperate.
After he finished his purpose of coming with a stutter, the officers of the division headquarters changed their colors, and some even said angrily: "What? You want to fight with the Japanese? Are you crazy, and you still want the entire division to accompany you crazy? Come! Tell the flag words to make it impossible to pick the flag slope privately..."
"Wait!" Yu Xiaoqing suddenly stopped and said, "Why do you think so?"
Ayi hurriedly pushed Xia Tian, and Xia Tian had to come forward and said, "Reporter, I observed the positions on both sides before and found that it was too harmonious."
"What's the meaning?"
"It's not like fighting, we're like escorting the Japanese." Xia Tian was not polite, and told the harsh facts. Several officers were furious and wished to collapse Xia Tian now, but Yu Xiaoqing murmured:
"Escort...we escort the Japanese fortifications..."
Xia Tian stared at Yu Xiaoqing in a daze.
"It makes sense, we really feel like we are escorting them! People come! We will order the field artillery battalions, various mortars, and war defense artillery to be prepared! Cooperate with the flag-sacrificing position to launch artillery bombardment on the Japanese invaders!"
...
Kang Ya was driving a jeep and running towards the sacrificial flag slope. The car was pulling the dead and the annoyance, and there was a war defense cannon hanging behind the car.
"Listen, it's so lively with the Japanese. Do you want to play two people in the family?" said Death.
"It's not like, I think it's quite morale-enhancing," he objected, and then hummed "Song of Takeuchi". Long Weng snorted coldly: "If I were a Japanese, I would definitely aim my gun at this time. When the time is over, fire together and blow him up!"
"So you just made this war defense cannon like a grandson?"
"What else? Do you believe it or not? If I shoot it, the Japanese will be able to smash dozens of cannons in revenge immediately!"
"Believe! Of course, I believe, the Japanese will definitely do this!" Meng Fanle said without hesitation - the Japanese like to attack sneak attacks is engraved in their bones.
At this time, Kang Ya stepped on the brakes and the jeep stopped on the road that had not been repaired yet. Long Wenhua waved: "Go and call people and let them come and push this cannon up, and let Ayi prepare the entire regiment of light and heavy machine guns and mortars. Let's take the initiative first!"
A few minutes later, a slightly fat figure ran over first, looking at the war defense cannon with rubber wheels and hardwood wheels, and said as if he was looking at his wife: "It can be used, but it can still be used."
"Why can't I get it over? Can you beat it?" Long Weng asked condescendingly in the jeep, looking like a nouveau riche.
"meeting."
Krupp answered very simply. At this time, the others ran over. Dou Ping touched the old war defense cannon and said, "Oh, there is finally a big guy! If you make money, you will definitely be happy to die!"
"I got it!" Long Weng emphasized that he looked like a jealous young wife.
"I know you got it, we are going to give the Japanese a good look. This thing is more reliable than a mortar, right?" Busai asked.
The answer was Krupp: "This thing can knock on a tank. If you aim at a fortification, you may be able to chew it. The mortar can only kill infantry, but it won't be able to knock on fortifications."
"Wait, you guys..." Long Wenhua heard the meaning of not being spicy and asked, "What are you going to do?"
"Fuck the Japanese! Otherwise, why are you going to scold the Japanese endlessly? Group post, come and take a look. The Japanese are now exposed, wanting to wait for the New Year like a pig!" said a proud and proud answer.
"What are you waiting for? Get it over! Krupp, adjust the target for me, I want to give the Japanese a great look!"
Long Weng couldn't wait to fire a shell at the Japanese position that was as noisy as here, but after Krupp adjusted, Milong stopped Long Weng who was eager to try: "Wait! There are six minutes left!"
"What six minutes?" Long Weng, who wanted to pull the rope first, was seriously dissatisfied with desire at this time, and his eyes looked at Milong as if he was looking at his enemies.
"A Yi and Zongla went to the division headquarters to see if the division headquarters can open fire on the Japanese at the same time as us." Yaoma explained.
Long Wen's eyes swept over the position - the only mortar was ready, and the strong bull Luo Jinsheng also squatted in front of Maxim, like a second-rate man hiding at the widow's door and peeping. A light machine gun was already in place. Mom slapped and said, "Why unload the Browning machine gun in my car?"
To be continued...