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Chapter 65

The sunlight walked through the eaves and fell on the figure of indignant speaking under the eaves.

"Has the spider spirit turned into an ancient man?"

On the lounge chair placed at the door, Taoist Toad pressed the newspaper and became interested. He dragged the lounge chair to sit next to Sun Yingxian and patted the other party with his calves bent.

"Come on, tell me the interesting things."

Over there, Sun Yingxian dug his frog webbing open. Seeing Lu Liangsheng, he looked at him, curled his lips and put the bowls and chopsticks aside, and sat on the ground. Before he could speak, he thought of the angry place and stamped his feet hard.

"You're my mother..." Yu Guang saw the toad Taoist glaring and added: "It's not that you scold you."

He spread his hands to Lu Liangsheng, put his bent knees on his bent, and said indignantly what he had encountered before, but it started with him playing with his mobile phone.

"Since the old toad hasn't played the tower-pushing game with Bendao..."

"That's why I'm sealed!" Taoist Toad said quickly, which made the Taoist turn around and wave his hand hard, shouting: "Who told you to use it... don't interrupt, let me finish it! This is the case..."

Guided by words, Lu Liangsheng listened quietly as he slowly told him about his cell phone during this period. It turned out that Sun Yingxian was bored to see something that could talk to strangers. After getting down to the cell phone, he tricked it and went in. Unfortunately, he asked for money after just a few words. The Taoist simply used magic to adjust the 0 inside to 66666. After having money inside, he chatted with the virgin unscrupulously.

Half a month ago, on the way to the island country, I met a woman from Ah Lan. The two chatted enthusiastically, and the fun was even the same. After a long time, they chatted very easily. But when they thought that Lu Liangsheng was still by his side, they naturally didn't dare to have any thoughts. After all, he was also the brother-in-law of Lu University scholar, so of course it has been more than a thousand years.

But you can't have any ideas openly, right? After returning to Nanguan City, he saw Lu Liangsheng going out with something, so he used the excuse to stay at home. When the person left, he hurriedly found out that the other party was having a hot chat. Then he struck while the iron was hot and asked where the other party was. He learned that he happened to be in a nearby city and Lao Sun was not familiar with the place, so he simply asked the other party to come to Nanguan City.

I also looked through some things I paid attention to when I saw netizens online. I chose a romantic cafe. I used paper tricks to make a yellow supercar, and made a perfect outfit. I hurried to the agreed location.

Speaking of this, Sun Yingxian wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth, stood up, and faced Lu Liangsheng and Toad Taoist who were holding back their smiles, gestured to express the scene at that time. Even the depressed old donkey and Yanzhi who were hiding in the room to repair the demon pill, came out curiously, and the lady sat on the chair and listened quietly.

"Good guy, you don't know. I was sitting inside, and I was waiting around. Several beautiful women, dressed in a brutal manner... came to chat with me."

The Taoist was afraid that Lu Liangsheng and Yanzhi and the others would not understand it, so they repeated it: "It means hooking up."

Over there, the rouge on the chair suddenly spat.

"shameless."

"Do you still listen?" The Taoist glared back, dragged a chair in the yard, sat down with a golden knife pressing his knees, followed the words just now and continued to say:

"...Ben Dao sat there and waited for a long time, and suddenly his phone rang. What do you think? The woman named Alan said that she had arrived. Ben Dao thought she was so excited that she was about to jump out. For more than a thousand years, a woman finally fell in love with me."

Lao Sun stopped talking, subconsciously glanced at Lu Liangsheng who was smiling, and quickly waved his hand to explain, but was scolded by the Toad Taoist: "Continue to say, if something happens, I will support it."

"Okay, with your words, I will feel relieved."

Sun Yingxian took a sip of tea, moistened her voice, adjusted her tone, slowly waved her hand, leaned forward slightly, and asked vividly in a tone that raised her appetite, "What are you guessing behind?" Good guy, I haven't come back to my senses yet. A man with a big beard and wearing glasses stood in front of me with his cell phone and looking for the table number. We were paired with eyes and almost vomited the overnight meal."

"What happened later?"

"Later? What else is there? If the other party wasn't a mortal, Ben Dao had to press him to beat him hard. A man, what's wrong with learning? Learning from a woman! Ben Dao saw that something was wrong, so he ran away immediately. The guy was chasing behind and scolding."

"That's it?"

Yanzhi seemed to have heard nothing of interest, so she gave Taoist a blank look, got up, swayed her waist, pushed open the door and went back to the room. The old donkey under the locust tree also closed her eyes again, yawning and continuing to doze.

"What's that, what else do you want to hear?"

Sun Yingxian shouted angrily at the closed door, "This is already difficult enough. What else will happen before you are interested?!"

When he turned his face unhappily, he saw Lu Liangsheng on the chair opposite him still smiling at him. His sharp-mouthed face was stunned and subconsciously took two steps back.

"Old Lu...why are you watching me like this?!"

The scholar slowly stood up with a smile.

The Taoist took a step back, reached the chair and sat on it, swallowed his saliva: "Hey, hey, hey... Didn't nothing happen? Stop laughing, it's so scary."

As he said that, he turned his head and looked at the short body that was dragging the small recliner away under the eaves, and shouted at the top of his throat: "Old toad, do you say something just now count? Your apprentice is coming!"

Taoist Toad stopped his flippers, turned around and threw away the small recliner, and yawned lazily, "I will keep my word!" As he said that, he stretched out his arms and raised his flippers to the top of his head, put the flippers up and supported them twice, and then......... He threw down his soft words and dragged the recliner to the door.

"I can hold on, but unfortunately I can't hold on."

"you!!"

Sun Yingxian cursed anxiously. In his sight, the figure coming towards him dragged out a shadow with the sunlight on his back. The Taoist yelled and cursed, the small bamboo forest was blown away by the wind. Lu Liangsheng spread his sleeves, and there were a few smoke on the ground. More than a dozen short monkey shadows dragged sticks and squeaked, and rushed into it in a swarm.

Bang!

可以可—

The bamboo forest shook, the leaves flew and fell, and several shrill screams sounded, "Ahhhh~~~" kept screaming, scaring the birds flying here were all deflecting halfway and heading towards other courtyards.

After a while, the movement gradually diminished. A group of monkeys carried sticks and came out of it with a comfortable face. They jumped off the scholar's sleeves and turned into hair and drilled in.

Lu Liangsheng walked slowly by the bamboo forest with his hands behind his back. The Taoist was dressed in rags and his hair was messy on the stone table. He gasped and looked at the scholar over there with tears in his eyes, and waved his hand weakly.

"...Old Lu... Don't slap the face next time...I'm going to start a video...uh...ah..."

After saying this, he lay down.

Next time?

Lu Liangsheng was also amused by his words. In fact, his injuries were not serious, but he still took out the medicine to wipe it. Before he could pass, a knock on the door in the distance was heard.

Bang bang!!

Bang bang ~~

Outside, there were rough voices shouting outside the door.

"If you have the ability to pretend to be a woman, you can open the door!!!"
Chapter completed!
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