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Chapter 400 Ask the Monkey

Is the ground round?

Lu Liangsheng subconsciously looked down at the ground under his feet, and stepped on it twice, causing the Taoist who was practicing talismans at the door to pop in.

"Di has messed with you? Be careful that the Landlord comes out to cause trouble for you."

There is no land in this landscape in Lujia Village, and the Taoist is just a joke. However, the scholar in the room ignored it, stepped on the ground twice, shook his head, and was amused by himself.

‘How could the ground be round? Wouldn’t it fall down as you walk... Where did it fall?’

This thought flashed, and Lu Liangsheng's smile gradually calmed down. If the ground was really round, would the person fall down and where would he fall?

"Master?!" "Master, please reply quickly. That guy is so difficult and can't beat him."

The jade ring lit up, and Li Sui'an's voice came out again, bombarding inside, and splitting the rocks endlessly. The roars and roars of wild beasts were mixed in.

"You can't deal with sword control?"

"I can't beat him. That guy is so smart. By the way, Master, you are also very wise. I will give you some advice and let me beat him out of the water!"

There was not much magic power on the jade ring, so it was impossible for me to keep saying this. Lu Liangsheng frowned and thought about it carefully.

"Since he said that the earth is round, why not let him stop and witness it together. If he is right, why should he continue to fight? Such people lack like-minded people."

"How do you prove it...Oh, hit me? Fuck you!!"

Listening to the chaos of fighting inside, Lu Liangsheng walked a few steps in the house. Outside the open window frame, the Taoist drew a piece of talisman paper and kneaded it into a ball and threw it away.

After crossing the scholar's eyes, he immediately said:

"Fly to the sky with sword control technique, or walk to the sky to see if it can fall."

"Fly...fly into the sky?"

Li Sui'an hesitated for a moment, "Hey... Master..." After two sounds, the jade ring that sent messages gradually faded away the color of the jasper and was dull.

Well.....

Lu Liangsheng looked at the ordinary jade that had changed back before he could finish his words, looked at the Taoist who had not noticed outside, and put it aside casually.

‘..... I have taught Sui'an everything I should teach. I think... he can have a way.’

However, when I thought of the man who fought with Li Sui'an, I said that the ground was round, and I felt very interesting. When I walked out of the door, I couldn't help but look up at the sky. The clouds were thick in winter and I couldn't see the blue color.

‘Didn’t the gods living in that sky know whether the ground is round or square?’

"Young Master, Master Sun, have dinner."

At the entrance of the kitchen, Hong Lian had already cooked the meal and called out the two of them. When he saw Lu Liangsheng looking up at the sky, he went over to stand beside him, and then raised his head.

"There is nothing good in the sky, it's gloomy."

"There is nothing good at first, I just want to do it." Lu Liangsheng smiled and withdrew his gaze. The Taoist under the eaves was still drawing talismans, asking him to call Zhu Gangli down to have a meal.

Sun Yingxian raised his face, but it was a cinnabar with a nose. He angrily threw down the pen and talisman paper, and said, "I know how to use this path!" He ran out of the eaves and shouted at it.

"Old pig, it's time to eat!"

"Here you come!"

With the same roar, the attic buzzed buzzing. Lu Laoshi, who was sitting under the eaves on the other side, almost sat on the ground. Zhu Gangli pushed open the door and pulled out his pants that exposed half of his butt, and got down from upstairs.

When I saw the scholar also, I hooked my mouth backwards, revealing a few big teeth.

"That...Lu Liangsheng, I, Lao Zhu, still want to..."

"No need to think about it."

Lu Liangsheng waved his hand directly and refused. He knew what Zhu Gangli wanted to say without thinking. The painting of Yueer wearing few clothes was also bitten and used a few yellowed books hidden by Taoist people to secretly draw it. Hong Lian was right in front of him again, so how could he tell him?

If he wants to be more arrogant, wouldn’t he be unable to wear clothes?

......If you do something strange and strange, this yard will probably not be able to live in it.

On the side, Hong Lian asked curiously: "What do you think?" His eyes fluttered, and he looked at Zhu Gangli, and the young master, probably guessed something, his face suddenly became hot, and he exclaimed: "Bah."

This made Lu Liangsheng stand there quite embarrassedly. Fortunately, soon, Li Jinhua and Lu Xiaoxian went to send some meat to Lu Taigong. When the rice and grain came back, they could have a meal.

The kitchen was still the size of the place. After Zhu Gangli came, the original round table was remade into a larger one, which was not too crowded.

As soon as a few dishes were put on the table, two pairs of chopsticks were picked up in the blink of an eye. Then, after hearing the sound of two snaps, the chopsticks hit Zhu Gangli, and Sun Yingxian and his two hands were retracted.

Li Jinhua and Lu Xiaoxian put away their chopsticks and sat down, then shouted: "Eat!"

Seeing the two of them being defeated, Hong Lian held the bowl and turned to Lu Liangsheng's back with a smile. He couldn't help but chuckled. The Taoist on the other end of the round table raised up and saw the scholar chewing the bowl and picking up food bites, with a smile on his lips.

Hurry up and take a bite of fat meat and put down the chopsticks: "Lao Lu, if you want to laugh, just laugh it out loud, don't care about your own face."

Li Jinhua thought Liangsheng was thinking about something, so she picked up a chopstick for him, then picked up a chopstick for the Taoist, and stuffed it into his bowl.

"Is it true that I can't block your mouth?"

Over there, Lu Liangsheng put down his bowls and chopsticks and said with a smile: "It's not that I laugh at you, but that I remembered something that happened today. Well... Sui'an had a conflict with someone, but the cause was a bit incredible. The man said that the ground was round."

Li Jinhua, Lu Laoshi, Taoist, and Zhu Gangli burst into laughter when he heard this.

"If it's round, wouldn't people from other places be slanted?"

"......isn't it right. If you slant, wouldn't you fall down?!"

"Yes, if it's round, I'll walk straight from here, and that's not coming back from the other side? Why are there people all these days? Lu Dashu hurriedly tells Li Sui'an to beat up such people well, so as to avoid having enough to make trouble all day long."

Such things can only be said as a joke. Lu Liangsheng also joked for a few words, reached out to the chopsticks on the dish, and suddenly stopped.

I remembered what Lao Sun said just now: "Walk straight from here, isn't you walking back from the other side?"

I suddenly remembered the monkey demon at the foot of the Five Elements Mountain.

After dinner, it was already dark outside. The scholar returned to the house in the cold wind, blew the fire stick, lit the oil lamp and put it on the corner of the table, took the bookshelf, and took out the pile of monkey hair that had been stored for a long time.

After studying and enlightened, I had a great desire for knowledge. When I was in the Five Elements Mountain, I talked to the monkey head, and the other party also told the story of how I caused trouble and was crushed to the bottom.

‘If you want to know if the ground is round, you can ask him!’

The cold wind squeezed into the window crack, and the lights swayed, shining Lu Liangsheng, who was clamping a monkey hair at his fingertips, blew out a breath, and the hair flew to the ground in front, and a cloud of smoke rose with a bang. A monkey, who was only four feet tall, waved his hand and fanned the fog aside.

"Why did I call my old grandson out until now?"

The messy monkey head looked around, "Isn't there a woman?"

Before he finished speaking, he turned into monkey hair and lay on the ground with a bang.

Lu Liangsheng rubbed his eyebrows, picked it up, replaced it and blew it out.
Chapter completed!
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