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Chapter 116 Fuck your mother(1/2)

In the Golden Hall of the Imperial City, Min Changwen closed his eyes and listened to the musician brushing out silk and bamboo, and the gentle and soothing chimes. In the middle of the hall, there were singing girls flying long sleeves, twisting their beautiful dance postures. Occasionally, he looked back and hooked, and the endless charm attracted praise.

During the banquet, drinking and drinking, Min Changwen refused the wine glass handed over by his colleague next to him. He opened his eyes and looked at the emperor who was chatting and drinking with the two concubines on the imperial stairs. His sleeves spread out, and he stood up and walked over.

"His Majesty!"

Majestic shouted loudly, which made the surroundings quiet. The emperor above took back the hand that was holding the concubine and put the jade cup on the dragon's desk.

"What's the matter with Min Qing? But if it's for what happened just now, there's no need to speak."

A word can be blocked.

Min Changwen gritted his teeth and said:

"But Lu Liangsheng's words are all true. He greeted Liangzhou, where hungry people were like the sea and mourned like tides, and His Majesty also wanted to build the Great Emperor Temple..."

Chen Shubao frowned and narrowed his eyes.

"Min Qing, I'm afraid I'm drunk too much? It seems that the wine in my palace is a bit intoxicating. Lu Liangsheng has always lived in the Chang Shangshu's mansion. You two have a strong relationship, so it's reasonable to speak for him."

The name changed from Min Qing to an official title. Min Changwen sighed in his heart, and didn't know how to continue.

"Your Majesty, I have some friendship with Lu Liangsheng... Alas, I am indeed a little drunk and unwell, so I say goodbye first."

"allow!"

Chen Shubao looked at the back of the palace after Li Bi. He had been advised by the local authorities these days. He had been annoyed by this and that he was not sure. Now he had been timid and laughed on his face.

"Should."

The emperor excitedly stepped on the soles of his feet, waved his robe sleeves, "The vocal music started again."

The chime bell chanted outside.

Outside the palace, white clouds were like catkins, birds were flying across the sky, and came out of the palace gate. Min Changwen stopped the carriage, ignored the coachman, walked between the streets in an official robe, and occasionally looked back at the outline of the imperial city that was already far away.

"Your Majesty, how could you be so stupid..."

He whispered, waving his sleeves and continuing to move forward, turning to the corner of the street in front. There were more and more pedestrians. Not far away, outside an inn, the guy in the store seemed to be running back with two jars of wine, almost hitting Min Changwen.

"Sorry, sorry, the person in front of me has borrowed it..."

Then, when I entered the inn, two guests were also coming out of it with laughter.

"This store has only made a deal."

"This Tianzhi, the business is not easy to do now. If I were the shopkeeper, I would go to buy wine elsewhere to keep the guests."

"Hey...but that scholar can really drink it."

"I'm so drunk, I'm sure I'll have encountered some blows. Forget it, no one can live in this world..."

When passing by Min Changwen, he saw the other party wearing an official robe, so he stopped talking and left in a hurry.

Scholar? Very drunk?

Min Changwen raised his face and looked at the second floor of the inn. He vaguely heard the voice of the guy before shouting: "Keep, the wine you want is here."

Could it be Lu Liangsheng...

Frowning and thinking for a while, Min Changwen lifted his robe, crossed the threshold and walked in. Without waiting for the shopkeeper behind the counter to open his mouth, he waved his hand and walked straight to the second floor.

The shopkeeper saw that he was wearing an official robe and his face was serious, and his heart was shocked. Nothing would happen, right? He put down what he was doing and hurriedly followed him, and after a moment he heard the official shout.

"Lu Liangsheng!!!"

Sure enough, the drunk scholar over there knew this official.

Min Changwen stepped on chopsticks all over the floor, and in his eyes, Lu Liangsheng sat at the dining table, and several empty wine pots were poured over the table, or fell not far from the foot of the table, and the chopstick cages were knocked over and hung on the edge of the table.

"You want to drink to death, don't you?!!"

Hearing this loud shout, Lu Liangsheng raised his drunken eyes, and saw clearly who the other party was in a hazy state. He staggered and bowed to salute.

"The street magicians can't drink it..."

Min Changwen kicked a few wine pots at his feet away, and turned them over, looking at the shaking scholar in anger, and the voice became louder.

"You are depressed and you have suffered such a little setback and you will be so drunk. Are you worthy of your mentor Shu Hua?!"

hehe……

Lu Liangsheng grinned, chuckled, and shook his head: "Shangshu Min, what you don't understand...you don't understand...study hard for four years, and always...be kind to others, but when I got to the Golden Palace...how did I become a magician... Actually, I don't understand..."

Opposite, Min Changwen wanted to speak but stopped. Looking at the scholar who was crying or laughing, he pursed his lips.

"This time his Majesty is a little sarcastic..."

"Min Shangshu, he was right. In fact, Liangsheng is just a magician."

When his words sounded, Lu Liangsheng also spoke at the same time, grabbed a brush in a mess, walked two steps upside down, and swung his sleeves away.

On the second floor, more than ten seats dragged out a squeaking sound, and moved towards the guardrails on both sides, leaving a large open position.

The shopkeeper and the mate yelled, and were so scared that they dodged left and right.

"This...what's going on?"

In his eyes, the scholar over there was muttering something, holding the pen and shaking it, suddenly lifting a jar of wine at his feet and pouring it into his mouth. The wine stains spread across the corner of his mouth and flowing down along his neck, wetting the lapels and the hanging hair.

In an instant, the wine jar was moved away, thrown away, and fell heavily to the ground.

"Sir Shangshu, wine is actually a good thing... the wine is strong... the drunkenness comes to my heart..."

Water stains spread along the gaps on the floor. Lu Liangsheng took the ink that had not been used up yet. While lying drunken poems in a vague way, he lit a thick ink under the floor. The ink marks flew with the tip of the essay, outlining fat heads and big ears and copper bells' angry eyes.

Seeing this big bald head with an angry face, Min Changwen looked at the somewhat enraged scholar and couldn't help but ask worriedly:

"Liangsheng, you are..."

"...Three cups will not fall, six cups will not get drunk... The cups will relieve the sorrow in my heart..."

Lu Liangsheng ignored him, and the brush in his hand vaguely shone with light. The green ink outlined a large and round waist, and was exposed with heroic pen tips. He drew the green pants and barefoots, and the belt around his waist was like a giant snake.

“……I worked hard and laboriously…”

The pen stopped, and a large wine jar was formed in the hands of a huge portrait. Lu Liangsheng kicked up the wine jar on the ground and hooked it in his arms.

Hahaha

"...It's better to call God and get drunk with me!"

He raised his head and drank wildly, for a moment, sprayed the huge painting on the ground, and the wine filled with water and slowly descended.

"Liangsheng, I have drunk it too. Come back home with me and see your mentor first."

Min Changwen bypassed the falling wine fog, and when he finished speaking, he suddenly heard a sound outside the building shouting in panic.

"What's that?!"

“…that’s right, run quickly”

boom!

The inn wooden building suddenly shook, and Min Changwen only felt that the sunlight shone down in his sight. When he felt uneasy in his heart, he seemed to have dense ants climbing up his neck, and his hair stood up.

Turning his head hard, from the view on the second floor, the unimaginable calves stepped out of the building, and then another dull noise came to the ground.

Min Changwen ran to the wooden railing and saw that he was a huge body, as if he was walking through the streets like a continuous heaven and earth.

"This is this"

Shocked by this scene, Ji Ji took two steps back and fell to the ground, shockingly unable to speak any sound.

The inn shopkeeper and the friend hugged each other and squatted on the ground, their faces turned pale and forgot to scream.

After a moment, the shopkeeper crawled tremblingly and asked the scholar over there:

"Sir, please take your magical powers soon."

Lu Liangsheng was already drunk and was still writing his handwriting while holding the pen.

…………

The streets, countless streets in the distance were in chaos.

People were running and dodging under their huge soles. When the people in the house heard the movement, they opened the window and looked at it, quickly retracted, and closed the window.

The tiles above the roof were shaken and slid down. When they broke and spread on the ground, their huge feet seemed to have eyes, falling down beside the people who had no time to hide. They pressed against the broken tiles on the ground, and about one footprints were sinking out, and continued to go towards the direction with the outline of the city wall in front.

boom!

boom!

boom!

In the distance, on the imperial wall, the guards felt the shock, and then became more and more intense, and the people began to stand steadily, and the line of swords, weapons and guns were all falling.

"The earth dragon turned over?"

"Go and inform...what is there?"

The soldiers who went to the market outside the city then opened their eyes wide and their lips trembled.

"Giant...giant..."
To be continued...
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