Chapter 96 A born actor
Although Zhu Zhen has not been professional in practicing Kuaiban, he must be a waste of time, but the people have never heard of this and feel it is indeed new.
And they still said they were leading the show.
"I have been wandering outside for more than eight years, and I am determined to go home to visit me. I hold a whistle stick in my hand and carry the bag on my shoulder..." Zhu Zhen said this, deliberately paused, and Zhu Di, dressed as Wu Song, made a debut with great confidence.
He is a martial artist. He is tall and wide, with a strong body. He is carrying a bag on his back and holding a whistle stick in his hand. When he appears, the audience's eyes lit up. He feels that Wu Song from Zhu Zhen's mouth is really coming to his eyes!
"Walk along the road and come to a village. Wow, there is a tavern on the top of the village, and the wind blows the wine sways. It says: 'Three bowls are not the hill'!"
Then Zhu Di followed Lao Liu's poem and continued to perform.
Not to mention, the fourth brother is really a natural good actor, who plays the energetic Wu Erlang vividly. His lines are also very stable.
"Ah?! What does it mean to be 'Three bowls of but no hill'? Oh, the little restaurant talker. I, Wu Song, was born to love drinking, so I went inside to taste this good wine."
After saying that, he withdrew his gaze, pretended to raising his foot into the store, and looked in. With the sound of Zhu Zhen introducing the interior furnishings, the audience seemed to have seen Wu Song enter the hotel.
Then there was a plot where Wu Song had a conversation with the waiter played by Lao Liu and drank eighteen bowls in a row.
Although the fourth brother must have drunk water, he acted realistically, and he completely acted like Wu Song's drunkenness while drinking.
The audience was immersed in his performance and regarded the bowl as real wine. Zhu Di drank a bowl, and they cheered, drank another bowl, and drank another color.
The cheers were rising and falling, attracting half of the people on the East Street, with three layers inside and three layers outside, surrounded by water.
Zhu Di was also ignited by the enthusiasm of the audience, drinking one bowl after another, and at the end, he felt really drunk.
"Dinner?" Then he swayed and stood up with the table, tilted his head to look at Lao Liu.
"Oh, good man." Although Lao Liu's acting skills are not as good as Lao Si's, it's not a problem to play a dead supporting role.
"How many bowls are there?" Zhu Di asked in a long voice.
"Hey, hehe, three, three, three bowls are not the hill."
"How many bowls have I drunk?"
"You have drunk eighteen bowls. Alas, you have a lot of guests!"
"Okay!" The audience cheered for Wu Song's alcohol tolerance.
"How about the brand of 'Three Bowls Not the Gang'?" "Wu Song" looked at the 'bartender' provocatively.
"I took it down, and I will never dare to hang up again."
"Hey, the brand will be hung up. I can drink it!" "Wu Song" laughed and stopped the 'bartender' from taking off the cover.
The audience burst into cheers again, and they were deeply infected by Wu Song's heroic spirit.
Then the bartender advised Wu Song not to go to Jingyanggang, saying that there was a big insect eating humans.
"Wu Song" did not listen to advice, and walked out of the "hotel" with a whistle stick and left the stage...
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As soon as he got off the stage, Zhu Di spread the crowd with his legs and found a place to pee...
Damn it was eighteen bowls of water, and the bladder was about to burst.
As a result, he urinated for fifty breaths...
He shook his head and smiled while peed. He never thought that performance would bring him such great happiness. He had never been so happy in his life.
Zhu Di couldn't help but sigh that Feng Yang's hardships have become more capable.
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Besides, on the street, "Wu Song" got off the stage, and Zhu Zhen stopped talking.
"Why, I won't act anymore?" The audience felt uncomfortable being halfway up and down.
"Show it's time, we're going to see tigers eat people, oh no, Wu Song beats tigers!"
"Ahem, everyone, we brothers do what we say, and we have finished a free performance for everyone!" Zhu Zhen showed his gong and smiled at everyone, "But we haven't had a meal for three days, so we really can't continue to perform. Now should all the guests generously donate to let my brother buy stutters, so I'm so energetic to everyone, and continue to perform a more exciting Wu Song fight tiger!"
"Give it!" At this time, the audience just wanted them to continue acting, and without thinking, they took out copper coins and threw them on Zhu Zhen.
The copper coins were like raindrops, falling down, but Zhu Zhen didn't feel any pain at all, and was so stupid that he couldn't stop talking.
After he put the money into his bag and then put away the heavy money bag, Wu Song's good show of fighting the tiger was staged.
The person who played the tiger was naturally the King of Qin Zhu Cheng. In order to play the tiger well, Zhu Zhen reluctantly changed the yellowed sheets into a four-legged tiger coat, and also drew stripes and the word "Wang" in ink.
The tiger caused a lot of laughter as soon as it appeared, but the second half was mainly a fighting scene. Zhu Ceng had a very solid kung fu and had a very exciting fight with Wu Song played by Zhu Di.
Coupled with Zhu Zhen’s exciting commentary, the audience was fascinated by the viewers.
"After this time, the tiger's nose and eyes were filled with blood. Wu Song killed a tiger and left his reputation all over the world!"
When "Wu Song" finally killed the "tiger", the audience couldn't help but reward him again, and the copper coins fell down again...
The most amazing thing is that after fighting the tiger, the story has not been finished.
If you want to know the next thing, please listen to the next breakdown!
I'll see if you'll watch it next time!
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After leaving the city, I counted it and made a total of 1,030 cents. In addition, I even received a small piece of silver as big as a fingernail!
I don’t know which rich man gave it.
Zhu Di was confused and knew very well that he had to have three coins. He could change to a hundred coins at least.
It's just like getting rich one day.
The second brother was so happy that he hugged Zhu Zhen and kissed him hard. He admired the sixth brother with all his might.
"Lao Liu, Lao Liu, how did you grow your brain? How could you come up with so many good shows?"
"The main thing is that you two are acting well." Zhu Zhen wanted to push his second brother away, but how could he escape from his bear hug?
The two brothers were having a fuss, and Zhu Di suddenly coughed and said, "The ghosts are not dissipating."
The two brothers who were hugging each other looked up and saw that the Tigers and the group were coming again...
Many of them are still limping their legs and head-covered, but their injuries have not yet been cured.
"Is this addictive to being beaten?" Zhu Ren jumped out of the car excitedly and moved his muscles. He was beaten today as a tiger, and now he is ready to beat people to get it back.
However, when he approached the other party, before he could punch, he saw that the Tiger and his men knelt in front of him.
"What are you doing?" Zhu Chuang was stunned.
"Please accept us!" Zaidihu raised his head and said with admiration: "I, Zhang Hu, are willing to follow my elder brother to the death!"
"Ah..." Now His Highness Qin can't mess with you anymore.
Chapter completed!