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(1) Fake foreign devils

(1) Fake foreign devil

Bai Yunqi did not want to reveal his identity, and there was a Meishan in the crowd. He sorted out his appearance in the room. When he went out, Bai Yunqi was on guard. He stuck his two fake beards and wore sunglasses, and looked like a half-Western man, just the clothes on his body, and the folding fan on his white clothes. This kind of dress looks a bit inconsistent. Although Westerners have come here in this era, it is very rare, let alone the Easterners dress up as Westerners. But it is necessary to have this taste that others will not recognize this strange "middle-aged" man dressed up as the Chinese emperor Bai Yunqi.

The situation in Linglong's room was as expected by Bai Yunqi. More than a dozen city guards were crowded in a small room. Four or five came forward to siege Linglong's two sisters, and the rest threatened with cold arrows and crossbows. If the above instructions not to hurt these two treasures, Linglong would have been shot to death.

"Ah! Why is it so noisy?" Bai Yunqi blurted out in English and then walked out like an ordinary person. As soon as he walked out, he pretended to be puzzled, and walked towards the door of Linglong sisters with dozens of people in the aisle.

"Strange, what are so many people doing?" Bai Yunqi still spoke in English. In fact, he just had to swear a few times. There was no need to tell others in the correct English that he was back from the West, because no one could understand except him at the scene, and he only knew that this was just a foreign language.

"Stop! Stay in there honestly!" The two city guards stepped forward to stop him, and Bai Yunqi continued to walk in disbelief: "What? Oh, my god, you actually bullied the two little girls..."

The sentence behind my god has been changed to Chinese. It is really fresh in learning the difficult-to-mouth spirit of foreigners speaking Chinese. Looking at the fierce fighting inside from the corner of the door, Bai Yunqi was blocked by a city guard: "I don't care where you came from, go back to the house by obediently. Isn't it your business?"

"Is there any law in China? It's really hateful that you bully girls in broad daylight!" Another strange Chinese language. While speaking, Bai Yunqi secretly popped up the stone that had already been in his hand, and hit the acupoint of the city guards that blocked his own city guards. The city guards naturally reacted and punched.

Bai Yunqi's face suddenly turned aside and called "My God" in English again, and then he turned to strange Chinese again: "Dare to hit me, let you see how powerful my Western boxing skills are!"

The city guards didn't know what was going on, so they punched their fists. They felt that the fake foreigner with a beard had jumped for a moment, and then they flashed to their arms. A fist had already touched their eyes and was immediately beaten into half a panda's eye and took a few steps back.

Bai Yunqi naturally held back. Otherwise, 80% of the city guards would have died on the spot.

Bai Yun stood up and tiptoed, jumping around like Western boxing postures. The city guards suddenly became popular. Such a fake foreigner dared to come to China to act wildly, which was a rebellion.

"Look at me, two girls, don't be afraid, John will help you!" Bai Yunqi made a mistake in a Western name. He had already sent one of the two city guards who rushed forward like a god and a ghost. He punched the two men's abdomen with a fierce and heavy fist. The two men even vomited bitter gallbladder and were quickly put down on the side to cover their abdomen and had lost their combat power.

"Where did the fake foreigner come from? Kill him down?" A young man dressed in blue clothes in the distance shouted loudly. The dozens of city guards on the aisle rushed over. Although the aisle was narrow, it could only accommodate three or four people at the same time. Two people took action at the same time, just looking at the number of people, it would have been scared if it were ordinary.

It’s a pity that Bai Yunqi is not an ordinary person. Somehow, Bai Yunqi kept tiptoing and jumping around, and his body flexibly avoided the attack of the leading city guards. The two fists turned around and were lightning-fast. They only saw the fist shadow swaying, and the body felt severe pain. Within two or three rounds, they knocked down the seven or eight city guards at the door of Linglong’s sisters and got in.

"Shoot the arrow!" Five or six crossbowmen in charge of the formation inside shot out the crossbow arrows in their hands at the same time, and took Bai Yunqi's limbs. However, they did not expect that the fake foreign devil who was obviously naked just now suddenly had a golden fan in his hand. With a light bag, half of the arrows were beaten and half of the arrows were taken into his hands, and the foreign accent was made of strange accent: "I am a Chinese and Western combination! I will give it back to you."

The fan fled into his waist and shot more than a dozen short crossbow arrows at the guards of several city. One or two of them could not avoid the ground and were shot on the shoulder. Before several people could react, the jumping figure appeared in front of them almost at the same time. The fist shadow swept over, and the few people were sent out to the ground and fell to the ground.

The four city guards who besieged Linglong sisters had no time to clone, and the Linglong sisters kept looking at Bai Yunqi. They were curious, and the other was also a little dangerous about Bai Yunqi's special footwork and boxing skills just now. After doing this, Bai Yunqi immediately closed the door, but stopped taking the only bench that had not been broken, and sat down with it.

"You guys keep going. If the little girl doesn't work, I'll interfere again!" Although the strange Chinese is not fluent enough, it has clear pronunciation, but the nasal tone when speaking is not as direct and vivid as Chinese.

There was no other movement outside the door except for a wail. Maybe it was because he was scared by Bai Yunqi's attack just now, or maybe the few people in Meishan were really powerful, and the main force was there. Anyway, Bai Yunqi is now leisurely admiring the performance of two identical beautiful girls and four men performing swords and swords.

The place was too small, and the four men could not use it, but the Linglong sisters were not strong, so they were still a little stronger than the city guards. At this time, there was less threat from hidden arrows on the side, and Linglong's cooperation was fully utilized.

Although there was a fake foreigner on the side, and he seemed to be unable to understand his skills and had never seen him before, after all, the fake foreigner's "awkish" Chinese words still gave Linglong a guarantee.

The swords and swords were not fighting with sticks. It could be a fatal matter if you scratch it just by chance. The city guards had strict orders that they could not hurt Linglong, but Linglong did not. The subordinates were merciless. In just a few rounds, the four city guards had already had some colors and were in danger.

"Okay, OK, the four heroes have worked hard enough, go out!" Bai Yunqi didn't expect these city guards to be seriously trapped in Linglong's hands. His emperor's face became a little ugly. He put on a Western fist posture while speaking, and then he jumped a few times and got into the sword and sabre shadow. His shoulders were pressing Linglong's hands at the same time. The four fist shadows accurately hit the four city guards and flew directly to the door.

No one moved the door, but the bench facing the door suddenly moved away, and the door opened automatically to welcome the four city guards to fly out.

After Bai Yunqi hit the man, he continued to jump a few times and tried to punch a few straight punches: "Hahaha, Western fists are invincible!"

The four city guards flew out of the room with pain expressions. Bai Yunqi then walked over and closed the door. The two beautiful girls behind him had already bowed and said, "Linglong, thank you for your help!"

Bai Yunqi pretended to be a fake foreigner and pretended to be the end, holding a strange tone and said, "It's good that the two girls are fine, I just can't stand it. There is a saying in China that seems to be... What's the name of "I'm going to see the wrong path, and I'll help you!"

When the Linglong sister heard this, she immediately covered her mouth and giggled. She saw Bai Yunqi wearing a scholar's white clothes, a folding fan inserted into her waist, a beard under her nose, and a sunglasses that were rare in this era. In addition, she just said that she deliberately changed a word, which was really funny.

"What are the two girls laughing about?" Bai Yunqi asked knowingly, holding back his smile, and it felt really bad.

Whenever he heard the foreigner in this strange accent speak Chinese, the Linglong sisters would cover their mouths and laugh. Ruan Ling smiled and said, "Senior, it's a sword to help, not a hair to help!"

"Oh... So that's the case. Thank you for your advice! My name is John. I don't know what the two girls are called?" Bai Yunqi continued to sit on the bench and looked at the Linglong sisters. Although there was an order that would not be hurt after a fight, the sword was without eyes, and the Linglong sisters were inevitably scratched a lot of their clothes.

At this time, the skin all over the body appeared, and the boundless bright colors were staged in front of Bai Yunqi. However, the two beautiful girls had not noticed it yet and immediately replied: "Ruan Ling, Ruan Long had met an appointment... Senior John!"

A shy smile continued on her pretty face. The two Linglong sisters looked at the person in front of her and found it interesting no matter how they looked at it. She grew up so big, and had never seen a person dressed like this or spoke like this strangely.

"Oh my god! You two are exactly the same, I'm confused, I'm confused!"

Bai Yunqi said this, and the two beautiful girls laughed repeatedly. The three of them lived in the same room, and they didn't know what to say. The two beautiful girls peeked at Bai Yunqi from time to time, then covered their mouths and laughed secretly. Bai Yunqi felt angry when he saw it. Unconsciously, Bai Yunqi reacted as a symbol of a man.

"Ah! The fight over there is not over yet! It seems very intense! What happened here? I rushed a long way and just arrived in the capital. I didn't sleep well and was woken up by you. It's really rude!" Bai Yunqi used an old-fashioned voice to divert everyone's attention, so as not to see the tent and turn this mysterious and weird middle-aged fake foreign devil into a perverted erotic demon.

Then the Linglong sisters remembered that their division commander was fighting with the officers and soldiers in a room not far away. How could she be here to be filled with spring?

"Sorry, senior, senior teacher is still fighting with these arrogant city guards. Please give in. Senior, I want to go over and help." Sister Linglong took two steps forward and bowed to Baiyun.

Bai Yunqi raised his mouth and glanced at the two of them with a squint eyes. At this moment, he finally showed his master's demeanor, shook his head before saying in a strange voice: "You? Forget it, don't help, you will become hostages. You should change your clothes to cover up. I don't know the situation in China, but as long as you go out of this door, or if I leave this door, the people outside will make you feel embarrassed again!"

This time, the Linglong sisters didn't laugh, but looked at each other, their faces turned red, and they turned their backs. They remembered in their hearts that the fake foreigners stared at them for a long time just now. The shyness was really at the point where they wanted to find a hole to get into.

"Ling, think of a solution quickly. I feel so uncomfortable like this..."

"What should I do? Oh, it's all you who are so shameless. You have to go out for a walk. If you have nothing to do, you'll find a way to change your clothes when you get into such a thing!"

The two beautiful girls discussed for a while, then turned around and went to the corner of the bed to get clothes. Bai Yunqi sat at the door and watched the two of them move. Suddenly, he raised his eyes and looked at the window. He suddenly jumped up again and stretched out his head to the entrance of the window: "Hey, do you two want to shoot a cold arrow again?"

Under the window, the two city guards were squatting and tiptoing to prepare something. Bai Yunqi carried one in one hand and threw it out of the building.

After doing this, Bai Yunqi turned around, a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, and the two fake beards were raised: "Look, I'm right! Chinese soldiers are very powerful!"

Sister Linglong looked at each other, looking a little reluctant to say anything. Bai Yunqi closed the window and walked back to the bench and sat down. Sister Linglong pushed me and pushed you, and I pushed you. It seemed that there was something to say. Finally, one of them was pushed out. As for who it was, Bai Yunqi could not tell.

"Senior, that... can you...?????????????????????????????????????????????.

He pointed to the clothes he had already tidied on the bed, and Linglong lowered her head at the same time, her face burning like a fire.

Bai Yunqi immediately understood, turned around and sat down, looking at his eyes and his nose.

It took a while before a serene voice came from behind. Bai Yunqi began to outline the beautiful scenery of Linglong and the two of them changing clothes. His blood began to boil, and it gathered at the muzzle, allowing Bai Yunqi to rise several times and turn his head to see.

At this time, Bai Yunqi began to hate why God did not give birth to a pair of eyes behind him. It would be better to give birth to one. Whether in this life or in the previous life, Bai Yunqi had never seen two identical peerless beauties changing clothes. Curiosity and man's instinct made Bai Yunqi restless.

After a long time, Bai Yunqi turned around until the voice of the Linglong sisters came from behind him: "Senior, we are ready!"

The same person, the same clothing, the same hairstyle, the innocent face without makeup, the soft curved figure, and the pink and blushing posture are fascinating. Bai Yunqi was stunned for a while before saying to the two beautiful girls who blushed and lowered their heads and smiled: "Why are you two so the same? If you wear clothes of different colors, it will be easier to distinguish! Isn't it?"

The Linglong sisters suddenly said in unison: "No, Linglong is one, we must do the same thing."

Bai Yunqi suddenly thought of a question and couldn't help but ask: "Then you two use the toilet at the same time, are they together?"

"yes!"
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