Chapter 91 How can I open the window if you don't open the door?
Austria, this is a bit different from the Habsburg dynasty in my memory. Among the memories the world gave me in the past, what impressed me most is that before the Second World War, Austria had always played the role that Italy only played.
.As early as the period of Charles V, Austria could not learn anything, but it only imitated the Roman Empire and played the role of four emperors. The election of electors can show Austria's natural stupidity.
In the end, probably because of the incest relationship, the stupidity became more and more serious. In the end, everyone who became allies of this country seemed to have a bad ending.
I counted them carefully.
In the War of the Austrian Throne, Britain sided with the Habsburgs. As a result, Britain was defeated and the cabinet was reorganized. They vowed to never take sides with Austria again. The sequel to the War of the Austrian Throne, the Seven Years' War, this time it was France.
Russia sided with Austria, and then France lost the world's colonies and went from being a world colonial power to nothing. Russia is even more weird. It turned from an ally to an enemy in the blink of an eye. The king will die in the near future.
During the Napoleonic Wars, Austria was the starter and leader, and everyone rallied around him. What are the consequences of being commanded by a natural idiot? Four of the six anti-French alliances became anti-French allies. Anyway, how cute was that battle?
It was so cute that everyone couldn't help but spit out a mouthful of old blood. It is estimated that Napoleon would marry a Habsburg daughter-in-law later because Austria was so cute.
By the time of World War I, the Austrians probably felt that the road to world domination was not easy, so they simply went to sea full-time to act cute. Fighting and world domination were only occasional hobbies.
Then, this time, not only the European continent, but people all over the world were so cute that Austria was so cute. Because the detonator of the whole first world pit was the Austro-Hungarian Empire who thought that changing its appearance and adding a chest sound would make it look fierce.
, in fact, Austria is still a cute guy behind the scenes. It fought a series of decisive battles in Britain, Germany, France and Russia, such as the Battle of the Marne and the Battle of the Somme. After that, the special mobilization was not completed. The tragic Germany was decisively deceived.
Austria was dragged into the first world pit, which lasted for decades. It can be said that Germany had let Austria fall into the trap in 1914 for several generations. However, this is not the end yet. Don’t forget, mustache.
I am an Austrian... The scars of the Germans who were tricked by the Austrians and turned their marks into useless paper forgot to hurt before they healed. So, everyone knows what happened in World War II... A large number of German women got gifts from the United States,
French, English, Russian genes…
Compared to Italy, the king of scammers, Austria, which has been conscientiously scamming people for hundreds of years, can be called a model and model worker in the world of scammers.
And now, I actually want to go to Austria, the king of pits from 20th century ago.
How could I be absent from a battle involving 100,000 people! It was a battle that affected the life and death of a great empire! Why is this happening? Why is it that Uncle Tsimiszia can continue to command here even though he is injured, but I
But had to leave for Austria? If you were afraid that I would overshadow Alexander, I have tried my best to downplay my role in this battle!
I really wanted to tell Imas that I was eager to participate in this war!! But Imas told me that my mission to Austria was very important, so important that it was related to the life and death of the Holy Roman Empire... and this required me
Cooperation! Damn it, I’m not from the Holy Roman Empire. Whether they live or die is none of my business! And if the Holy Roman Empire is not there, is it always in a life-and-death situation? Besides, how much trouble can be caused by the calm situation in that place?
!
But that was the order of cheap daddy... Thinking of Alexander, the throne, the nobles in the country, and the balance of church power, my move to leave here was probably a move by cheap daddy.
I said goodbye to Valens with a wry smile, took Assassin, Leon and the group of guards with me, and then told Uncle Tzimischia to come to Hippias and the one who was the first to recover among the original wounded team, called
The young man from Kerian. A group of hundreds of us set off and arrived in Odessa.
There Viscount Imas introduced me to the entourage who had come with me.
Along with Viscount Imas came two judges who were proficient in Austrian, Hungarian, Bohemian, French and German and three of his attendants. Two court physicians and their apprentices, a total of seven people,
Forty-three attendants can become combatants with a little arming. At the same time, I also learned that there were 300,000 Orei who followed me to Austria this time. Although I was puzzled to have to leave the battlefield, I
When I saw this money, I was somewhat relieved. With this money, I won't be so boring in Austria in the future.
After leaving Odessa, I finished exchanging my thanks with Viscount Imas for my trip to Austria and my cheap daddy's instructions. It was already evening.
After dinner, Assassin followed me back to the room in the stern of the ship. Not long after, there was a knocking sound on the window next to the bed. I looked at the window. The next second, I saw Assassin.
He actually stood in front of me, and I didn’t notice it at all!
"If a bomb is thrown in later, please hide outside as soon as possible!" Assassin said and walked towards the window where knocking sounds continued.
She stood on one side, opened the window, and when a person's head stretched out, she grabbed the person's neck and struck out quickly and fiercely!
I took a closer look, and my eyes immediately went straight. There was only one thought in my mind, how did this guy get here?
"Well, the moon and stars are sparse outside now, and the sea breeze is blowing... Such a beautiful scenery is a good time to have a long talk. Look at the long night, can you invite me to come in and sit for a while? Let's chat about philosophy and pass the time.
good…."
Apart from Pennywise, an artistic girl, the only other person who can talk about philosophy all day long is Philetria, a literary young woman. It is the latter who is lying outside the stern window of the ship now.
I asked with a headache: "Why are you here?"
Feletelia pouted her lips resentfully, looked at Assassin fearfully, and finally looked at me pitifully, "It's cold outside, can you let me in?"
"You haven't answered my question yet."
"I do not want to say."
After much thought, I made a very solemn decision: "Close the window."
"Yes." "Ah?!" "Bah!" "Hey!!!"
Listening to that last shrill cry, well, I feel like the whole world has become pure... That's weird!
"Bang! Bah! Bah!!!" The German female literary youth knocked on the window outside again...
Feletelia yelled a few times but saw no movement. She yelled again: "I left a letter to Hans before I left! Saying I'm leaving with you! If I fall into the sea here! You have ten thousand mouths."
I can’t even explain it! So, you’d better open the window for me!”
"Ignore her." I turned a deaf ear to this. Anyway, this was not the first time I had experienced the words of this young female literary youth who could not speak.
Assassin reminded at this time: "You will catch a cold."
I just want to leave this literary young woman outside so that she can mess with me when I'm in a bad mood.
"Hey, I've never seen a nobleman like you! Your grace! Where's your noblemanship!!!" Feletelia shouted angrily outside. I walked to the window and knocked on the reflection of a female literary youth.
He prodded her and said, "Do you admit that you are a woman now? Well, if you admit that you are a woman and are willing to apologize and admit the mistake of threatening me just now, I will give you a chance."
"There's no door!" Feletelia shouted!
Do all young people in literary circles have such an indomitable temper?
Pennywise's stubbornness is cute, but as a woman, Philetria makes people feel that they would be sorry if they don't give her more pain.
"If you don't open a door for yourself, how can I open a window for you?" After I said that, the female literary youth outside became completely silent, but not long after, she said excitedly: "You have to open your own window."
Write down what you just said!"
Through the glass of that window, I asked curiously: "Why?"
"No reason!" the female literary youth said disdainfully outside the window.
Too lazy to pay attention to her, I just sat in the stern of the boat and spent time with her.
After a few minutes, Feletelia couldn't hold it any longer...
The black shadow on the window suddenly disappeared... Just when I was confused, Assassin said: "There was the sound of heavy objects falling into the water."
I looked out the window dumbfounded, walked to the window and said, "Seeing that you even pretended to be dead when you fell into the water, I accepted it."
He opened the window and let the female literary youth get in, and found a room for her. The next day, the German female literary youth who was asking for trouble fell ill.
"So sad!"
"It hurts!!"
"so sad!!!"
I don’t even know whether to complain about her being wise but foolish, or whether she is foolish but wise!
To say that she is stupid, she actually knew clearly that she had to hug my thigh after the church incident, and even encouraged the literary girls to hug my thigh. I didn’t understand until today that she was studying how to maintain the relationship between men and women.
How noble-sounding the pure friendship is. But to say that this German literary young woman is smart, she is so stupid that it makes people laugh and cry!
She jumped into the sea from the port of Odessa very early in the morning. You must know that the sea in the morning was not as cold as usual. It was okay for this girl to jump. She didn't bring an extra set of clothes to change. After sneaking into the ship,
This stupid girl stayed wrapped in her wet clothes for a whole day. Finally, in the dark and windy night, she climbed to the stern window and let the sea breeze blow for a while.
She deserved the cold and fever.
Fortunately, there were court physicians on the ship who combined the treatment methods of the East and the Arab world. I originally wanted to use a combination of Eastern and Western medicine to describe our skilled Roman Empire court physicians, but after thinking about it, I forgot about it. In the 18th century, I brought a
Western words are insulting to their medical standards.
The court physician gave the girl some herbal medicine, and then ordered her to cool her down with a towel soaked in water. They arrived at Constanta, the port of Constanta, the largest province in the eastern part of the empire.
We stayed for half a day, while the court physician went to get some medicine for the Prussian prince's cousin, while we moved the ship's luggage to two other smaller dhows in the harbor.
This sailing, single-deck rowing boat allows us to travel upstream in the Danube faster. Through the canal entrance and exit from Constanta, we entered the lower Danube shortcut. This canal, called Theofano Canal, was built by my grandfather during his lifetime.
Built during this period, the canal is more than 110 kilometers long. The outlet of the lower reaches of the Danube River, which curves northward to the lowlands along the Black Sea coast, was changed to Constanta, the hinterland of the empire, shortening the original navigation route of more than 320 kilometers by 210 kilometers.
Before we left, I asked Leon to take a large bag full of things to the local official, and asked him to use the people in the post office to take them back to Constantinople to Fat Marcus.
Chapter completed!