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Chapter 27 Lions, Dogs, and Their Relationship with Meat

() "Ah, it's Wendy, Countess Leonidas!"

A shout of surprise came from the corner next to him, and the footsteps got closer and closer.

"Oh my god, I didn't expect to see you today, Countess Leonidas. What a surprise. God must have listened to my sincere pleas during my morning prayers!"

Another scream sounded from not far away.

"Beautiful countess, I haven't seen you for several months, but I can see you again. Oh my god, every time I see you, I feel like a ship moving forward with waves on the sea, and my eyes are like a sailor looking from the mast.

, every step you take, you get closer to the paradise discovered by your eyes!"

….

As soon as Aunt Duke left, seven or eight men immediately came to her!

A wave of evil fire rushed to my forehead. This wife, Wen Dier, is my default wife! The future princess! Although she doesn’t have deep feelings, isn’t she cute? This is how mankind has been going for so many years.

This is a correct route, and it is only in recent times that the main theme has suddenly changed! And I am such an old person here, and they actually dare to seduce my future wife in front of me?!

"Young man, please step aside. You are blocking my way to greet your mistress."

"Ah?" I was stunned. What did that guy just call me? Young man?

When I came to my senses, Wen Dier was surrounded by more than ten men, but I was squeezed outside.

I only heard the wife politely replying to a nobleman: "It turns out to be Your Excellency, long time no see. I met your nephew at a party not long ago. He is a very interesting person."

"Madam, have you met my nephew? Well, you think he is quite funny? He actually learned his humor from me. Compared with me, his imitation is just a superficial impression of mine. Hahaha, madam

, look, I found a quite quiet place in the Duke's mansion, how about we go there together before the concert starts? "

"The music appreciation party held by His Excellency the Duke, have you come to the wrong place to show off your humor?"

"Even so, I don't think Madam will be interested in your humor today. Madam is not here just for the sound of your voice!"

"Yes, ma'am, I've known you for so long, but I don't know which famous composer's music you like. I wonder what your ma'am thinks of the composers and performers who were invited tonight?"

On this question, these more than ten nobles maintained a tacit agreement. They were waiting, stretching their necks to wait for Wen Dier's answer.

"I'm sorry to disturb you," I reminded by the way, "gentlemen, your female companion has returned."

After observation, I found that the first people who came up to see Wen Dier were some people whose female companions were not around for the time being. After hearing this, a group of nobles immediately behaved like animals and scattered away.

But! I overestimated their level of shame. These guys went back to join their female companions and killed them again! They took their female companions to pick up girls! When did the nobles in Constantinople become so thick-skinned?

No shame at all?! Or, are they all pornographic hungry ghosts?!!

I looked at all this blankly, but the matter was not over yet at this point. The nobleman who was originally quite wary of having his female companion by his side saw that it was okay to hook up with a widow, and immediately let go and found reasons.

Walked over with Ji Ji. The small circle of less than ten people suddenly exceeded thirty people, becoming the most lively place on the entire lawn, and of course the place with the weirdest atmosphere!

The men are always jealous, but the women basically don't say anything, but their hateful eyes are very hurtful, and some of them directly hurt others with their words.

"It's that Leonidas slut again!"

"She's just a bitch with a little money, but all those men have such stupid eyes that they would fall in love with her!"

"What's that slut doing here..."

"You still have to ask, of course I'm lonely tonight, and my vagina is sore and itchy, so I came out to find a man! Bitch!"

Cao, if you want to scold, scold your man! It’s obviously your man who shamelessly approached me. What does it have to do with my future wife!?

Uncle can tolerate it, but aunt cannot tolerate it!!!

Pulling out the gun, "Hey, ma'am, I'd like to lend you your voice."

"ah?"

I put the muzzle of the gun to the forehead of the nearest woman who was scolding the most fiercely. The other woman was startled at first, and in the next few seconds, when the fear in her eyes grew bigger and bigger, she screamed loudly!

"ah!!!!"

Very good, the effect is outstanding. I removed the muzzle of the gun, and the woman immediately pulled up the corner of her skirt and screamed, running away like flying away. People nearby didn't know why, but after seeing me holding a gun, they first

Time stepped back for a long distance, then cast confused and surprised eyes over him, and whispered.

The old Duke arrived as soon as possible, but the old man was old. As soon as he arrived, he had to hold his knees with both hands and take a few breaths. Immediately afterwards, several guards from the Old Duke's family also came, with their postures spread out and their hands

Guns and swords were drawn and they pointed at me one after another. Well, among all the nobles present, I was the only one holding a gun, and I was isolated outside the circle.

"Asshole! Asshole...! Asshole..." The panting old Duke was so excited that his neck turned red with excitement and he was shaking so much that he couldn't even speak properly.

When several guards saw the old Duke being so angry, they immediately misunderstood what he meant. The leader immediately said: "You all heard it, arrest this guy!"

When the old Duke heard this, he almost rolled his eyes and shouted: "How dare you!"

After saying that, the old and fat body rushed towards the group of guards at a speed that was not inferior to that of the young people. A slap with his left hand, a black kick with his right foot, and a wave of his hand, which was a slap in the face! The brave reappearance of the old man

The Duke is so majestic!

"Get down!"

The beaten guards were lying on the ground, holding their sore spots, looking at their master who was suspected of being possessed by the devil in shock.

"Tell you to get lost!"

Everyone looked at the lost old Duke and was at a loss.

"The Duke tells you to go down, you just go down." I stood behind the old Duke holding a gun. The guards were in a panic, wanting to remind the Duke that someone was approaching with weapons but they were afraid of being beaten. "You guarded very promptly. I think the Duke

I will reward you, yes, my respected cousin the Duke."

"Ah? Oh..." The old Duke finally calmed down at this moment, "Since His Highness has spoken, let's go down and get ten ores each. How dare you attack His Highness the Theofano family? Lucky for you

Guys, you should be grateful to His Highness for being kind to you and not pursuing your offenses! For your crimes, even beating you to death is not an exaggeration!"

"What are you doing standing here? Why don't you quickly thank His Highness Nikeforus!" the old Duke yelled as loudly as he wanted.

Several guards helped each other away, and I saw a few smart guys quietly disappearing into the darkness while others were not paying attention.

I said: "Cousin Duke, I'm really sorry that I caused you a lot of trouble as soon as I came here."

"No way, nephew! But what are you doing with the gun?" the old Duke asked in confusion.

"Oh, just take it out and wipe it." I glanced at the silent flies from left to right, and I sneered, "When I use it to kill people, be careful!"

The old Duke patted his undulating chest, glanced left and right, and said, "Oh, eldest nephew, have a good time. When the concert starts, I will find someone to call you."

Okay, now my identity is exposed. Looking at the group of nobles and ladies who couldn't help but open their mouths, I stood back to Wen Dier. Damn it, who dares to run wild on my territory now?

He teased and slandered my future wife. Believe it or not, I killed him!

The thirty or so people were really like animals and birds flying away in all directions.

"Those men just now seemed like local dogs who were scared away by the lion." Wen Dier didn't pick up any of the pots.

"Madam, you want to say that you are a juicy piece of meat that was trapped by local dogs? You are my friend, and I can't stand them doing this." I opened my mouth and said, "Wait, there seems to be something wrong!"

Wife chuckled, I know what went wrong! Damn juicy, damn meat, damn meat metaphor, do you think it’s an oyster or a clam! It’s hard to build an image! But wife, why do you want to

You say it's a lion or a local dog, so I can't turn around at once! If you mention dragons, castles, and knights, it would be great, and I can immediately think of a princess! How much do you want to be meat? Could it be that this is

What is the difference between a mature woman and a young girl?

Frederick and Pennywise suddenly flashed through my mind sadly...

The wife smiled narrowly and joked: "Yes, yes. Then a very powerful, very big lion suddenly broke in. He opened his teeth and claws and drove away those local dogs. The local dogs left, but

I have become that lion’s meal, what should I do?”

Oops, my little thought was discovered. By the way, why do I feel that she is so open? Wrong, it seems that I have used the wrong word. It is not open, but the progress is too fast? It is also wrong, let me think about it...ah, it is Wen Dier who is playing.

Ambiguous? What this kind of woman who mixes in love is probably best at charming self-righteous men.

"Maybe that lion just passed by occasionally and wanted to play with those local dogs." The wife took a step forward, and I subconsciously took a step back.

"Really? Although the lion doesn't want to eat me, this way, my piece of meat will be contaminated with the lion's breath. Who else dares to touch a piece of meat that a lion regards as his own."

"That's a question. So, if you leave that piece of meat where it is for a while, will someone come and take it away?" I thought for a moment and asked.

"How can a person use his mouth?"

Beauty, can't you be more reserved? I can't retreat anymore: "Well, how about we catch a lion another day to delve into this philosophical study?"

"Hey, handsome guy that day, thank God that I finally met you!"

This is not what I said!

Of course it's not what the wife said.

That could only be what other people said. I turned around and saw a beautiful woman walking out from under the firelight. She was quite eye-catching.
Chapter completed!
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