Chapter 3 I want to finish writing, but I can't urinate enough]
"Anyway, just filming. I met my master's wife on the plane I went to. You won't know you yet."
"First meeting." Guo Degang nodded.
"The two of them sat together, and the master's wife looked so good, and the master was sitting here." Wang Yunfei gestded both places, then put his hands on his back and forth and said uncomfortable.
"My master was also uncomfortable that day, and his stomach was so swollen that he woke up in the morning and drank a box of Coke with an empty stomach."
"Good guy."
"You think about the airport, it's almost too late, and you run like a fly, sitting in your stomach with anger. There is no way, so you have to cover your mouth and nose by yourself, fearing that the anger will come out from above."
After saying that, Wang Yunfei behind the microphone was also happy, "There was nowhere to be found, but he ran down. What a smart person my master is."
"Then I am smarter than ordinary people!" Guo Degang stood beside him, looking as if he wanted to see what the child said.
“Hey.”
Suddenly, Wang Yunfei played the role of the master and reached out to shoot people, "This beauty, I, Guo Degang, speak crosstalk. Now I am acting in a TV series, I can learn oral skills."
"Why are you talking about this?"
"Listen to me."
"Puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff~~"
Ha ha ha ha!
Amid the laughter, Guo Degang couldn't listen, "Is this called verb skills?"
"Forty minutes."
"All forty minutes?"
Wang Yunfei squinted his eyes and touched his hands everywhere, "Hey, beauty, where are you? Why can't I see you anymore?"
"What the hell is this? It's so confused."
"Looking ahead, the flight attendant has already carried the parachute on his back. If not, let's jump."
"Not." Guo Degang was so scared that he waved his hand quickly.
"When the dust settles, my master asked, beauty, how was my sarcasm just now?"
"What did she say?"
"It's so good, your mouth is a little smelly."
"Is this a mouth matter?"
"Leave a phone number, let's get familiar with the two of you when you call me. After a while, my master will chase my future master's wife." Wang Yunfei gestured to the master beside him.
Guo Degang looked at his apprentice throughout the whole process, because this is said, his ability has increased recently.
"But you also know that girls are not easy to deal with, especially beautiful girls have the most things to do, but if you like them, you will chase them. In the end, I followed my master."
Guo Degang finally spoke, "This is done."
“There are tricks in it.”
"What are the tips?"
"In winter... my master's wife, I was not my master's wife at the time. When I opened the curtains, I found that the sky was snowing heavily, and it was covered in white."
Wang Yunfei pointed down, "My master stood on the ground downstairs, his face turned red from cold, and there were a few big words written on the snow.
I love little bits...
My future master's wife rushed downstairs and hugged my master."
Guo Degang: "I'm moved."
Wang Yunfei: "It's so touching. The master's wife asked: But why don't you write about I love you? This is perfect."
Guo Degang: "Yes."
Wang Yunfei: "My master said: Yes, I want to finish writing, but I can't urinate enough!!!"
Hahahahahahahahaha!
The words fell.
The dozens of people below laughed so hard that they were having fun, while several people were constantly patting their thighs.
If you listen to crosstalk too much, you will be predictive of the burden and will not be that fun.
But the first time I heard it, the laughter of the person I couldn't stop at all after being stepped on.
Wang Yunfei was not idle on the stage either. While smiling, he walked from the microphone to the left of the stage, and kept pulling points in his hand.
"Diandiandiandiandiandiandiandiandiandiandiandiandiandiandiandiandiandiandiandiandiandiandiandiandiandiandiandiandiandiandiandiandiandiandiandiandiandiandiandiandiandiandiandiandiandiandiandiandiandiandiandiandiandiandiandiandiandiandiandiandiandiandian
"Don't order."
Guo Degang had no choice but to complain, "Don't have a girlfriend with my kidneys, look at your ability."
"Do you know? This is the love story of my master and my wife, the real thing."
"I'll go to you, what's the real thing?"
A few jokes and jokes from the actors on the stage were thrown out.
Even though there are not as many people as in the small theaters in later generations, laughter is very happy, both the actors and the audience.
As for those who think it's not fun to get a refund, there is not one. I laugh so much that I want to listen to it for a while.
The actor seemed to have forgotten the fact that there was no one in the background in laughter.
But if you can remember what else can you do, Wang Yunfei glanced at the empty side curtain and could only walk back and continue the performance.
But at this moment.
In a bus station filled with people, Li Jing, a big-eyed man, was holding his cell phone and calling Wang Yunfei and Guo Degang in the theater.
After seeing each other, I knew it had already performed, but it was already 7:50.
So he immediately called Mr. Zhang.
However, the opponent was also very anxious, so he threw out a sentence first after answering.
"Hey, Li Jing, where are you now?"
"Let me take a look!" Li Jing raised his head and looked at the sky outside, which was already dark. Although it was dark, the neon lights on the roadside were very eye-catching.
"I'm still far away now. Where are you? Senior brother said there were dozens of audiences coming. Can we play the show? Can we go over and catch up with one first?"
Zhang Wenshun was also on the way here and quickly said, "I'm in the car too, but don't go to the HD area when I come. I heard that there is a traffic jam there.
I'm stuck now?"
Chapter completed!