Chapter 26 Impatient and threw the master into the river.!】
Hou Yaowen, who was standing in the hotel lobby for an instant, was very interested in the children on the stage and even forgot about the fish head he was thinking about.
There are roots for those who speak crosstalk in the world, so no matter who the master is, you can talk about the relationship. Then, it is very likely that this child will know his master or master.
After all, he thinks he has many connections.
Not to mention that they also have their own old partners, Yanjing, Tianjing and even other crosstalk actors, because they have performed in the past year and have visited many cities.
Naturally, I was curious about who the child’s elder was, even if I knew who was enlightened.
But because the child was still performing, they did not disturb him, but just watched silently. As for the apprentice behind him and what Hou Zhen could say, they all listened and accompanied him.
Wang Yunfei really didn't see it, so he continued to tell the joke, and at the same time said that the magistrate brought impatient, chronic and greedy people to his subordinates to do things.
"That impatient, tell you, you will follow me as a job, and you will follow me wherever I go, because you are impatient, and you will not delay business.
Aren't you chronic? It's easy to deal with. I have two young masters in my family. The eldest master is eight years old and the second master is five years old. You can see the child for me. Are you a chronic person? How can the child rub you? You are not in a hurry. Do you understand?
You are greedy for small gains and eat sesame and stuffing with buns. Well, you are a comprador for me in our county government office.”
After the performance magistrate finished his arrangements, Wang Yunfei turned back to his own words and explained, "The magistrate thought it was pretty good. But I didn't expect it to be used that day, so why did it be used?
On that day, a high-ranking official came from another province, and was greeted by the outside of the city. This was called the receptionist. When he heard this, he quickly became impatient."
Wang Yunfei waved and shouted, "Impatient, hurry up and ask me to prepare a sedan chair outside. You should prepare a horse and lead the horse in your head. Let's go out of the city to meet the better.
Yes! I was impatient and went down immediately. I came back in a while: I went back with the master and the sedan chair was ready.
The magistrate also changed his official clothes and got into the sedan chair and praised himself: He is really good at employed people. How impatient is that he will not delay trouble."
"As soon as I left the city, there was a moat. There was such a sedan chair in the moat, and I had to get on the fork. There were too many vegetable trucks, manure trucks, earth trucks, donkeys, and horses. It took a long time to get through.
The magistrate was anxious in the sedan chair: I had known that we wouldn't leave this place, how long would you have to wait for the things to see?
As soon as he talked about this, he stopped his horse in an impatient manner and jumped off the horse without saying a word. He took off his boots and socks, rolled up his trouser legs, and then said straight: Please ask the great master to get out of the sedan chair.
The magistrate didn't know what: what to do?
Look, I carried you on my back, and we both lie down and crossed the river.
Then, is that OK?
How could that not work? Come on, prepare.”
Word by word, Wang Yunfei has his own estimate of the character's language. It would be great if he didn't say it. At least the audience below really thought it was said by the person involved.
And stand-ups also need more about the performance of the characters.
"The magistrate got out of the sedan chair now. I squatted in a hurry. Come on, come on! Okay, sir, you are promoted.
After saying auspicious words, he immediately went down the river to wade.
The magistrate took a look: This is so impatient, so impatient, it doesn’t delay things, it’s interesting.”
"He walked forward and into the river, the deeper the water became, the deeper he was, and he was afraid that the county magistrate would wet his boots.
Master, you will be promoted even more. Hurry up~~ Master, you will be promoted even more. Hurry up~~ I will keep going, Master, you will be promoted even more. Hurry up~~ I will just go there. Master, look at you, Hurry up.
Well, the magistrate rode him.
By the way, you put your boots in front to save the river from getting wet.
The boots were put in front of him and said impatiently: Master, how do you look? Are you stable or not?
The magistrate is happy: It doesn’t matter if you don’t support him.
I kept walking forward and approaching the other side, and the magistrate was happier: Hey, I really don’t delay the matter. I will reward you with two hangs of money when I look back.
Oh, thank you, sir!!
Dong~~ I threw the master into the river in an impatient manner."
Hahaha!
Many people were happy when Wang Yunfei spoke while making a throwing move on the stage.
But after having fun, Hou Yao heard that they had to have a meal.
It's impossible to finish listening to this place.
As a nephew, Hou Zhen didn't stop him, "Uncle San, you have to go to have a meal, otherwise it would be unreasonable. It might be late at night if you hear it."
Hou Yaowen really wanted to go over and ask where the child was. Although he was a celebrity, he really loved crosstalk, so he naturally became more curious about whose apprentice the child was.
However, Shi Fukuan also replied, "I think the child can be a seedling, but I'll see it later. After eating, I'll ask if I'll ask if I'm going to do it. The child is probably from the performance team, so I can ask the manager."
"Okay! Go up first."
Waving his hand, Hou Yaowen took a group of people to have dinner first.
When ordering dishes, I really ordered a chopped pepper fish head for myself first. He couldn't control the rest of the people, and he ate alone quite quickly.
A fish head was solved in a while. After he solved it, the rest of the people had almost eaten, but because of curiosity, they stood up and said.
"The child should have finished performing. I will go down and ask. It is a good thing for me to understand this child. I guess I can know his master. I won't talk about the performance for now, but I like it when I look."
After saying that, I left the box, but when I arrived at the first floor, I found that there was nowhere else in the performance just now.
Even the people who were eating in the hall dispersed a little. Hou Yaowen was anxious and muttered, "I said I had to ask first!"
Although no one heard this mutter, he felt really uncomfortable and asked the waiter beside him to call the manager, but the manager looked confused.
He just talked to several guests in the private room, but he didn't know what performances were not performed.
Chapter completed!