Chapter 20 The bastards in the island country have surrendered! Beg for everything]
Listening to He Wei's words on the side curtain, Guo Degang took it seriously. It was indeed a matter, but there was no way to do it now.
I don’t know whether I can perform in a fixed performance, let alone that there are only so many actors. As for expanding actors, they don’t have the strength yet.
It may be possible to develop this situation for a year.
So he opened his mouth.
"At present, we can only slow down first. There is indeed no one. I know that there was another one left last year. I will find some actors for you in the future."
He Wei cannot be stupid. He knows what the words mean, but there is no show now, so he nods.
After going down, I felt really uncomfortable.
Finding a fixed partner is a lot better than looking for a single person, or finding an actor from time to time. The key is to consider the future, and who doesn’t want to be a good actor?
He had secretly looked for Xu Deliang before, but people thought he did not agree.
When he came, Cao Jin took a look in the background and knew what it was without asking.
Although he has only been here for a year, he also knows He Wei and always pretends to be indifferent, but he will not tell anyone too much.
So he knew that Yun Fei had confirmed his partner to work with him, so he wanted it too.
However, Cao Jin thought that He Wei's style was just that, and he was not much better than himself, so he thought more about finding a partner, so after meeting him, the two of them didn't say much.
Rest in the background on your own, and then wait until the show ends.
At this time, Wang Yunfei and Li Jing were still performing the show, and Guo Degang also turned his head silently to watch them live.
I don’t know how many times I have said traditional jokes, but they are different every time.
"My parents are old and in poor health, and their daughter-in-law has been sick for a long time and has been laid off again. Seven people of old and young live in a house of three square meters."
"Okay." Li Jing imagined the picture behind the table, "I guess the quilt can't even be able to stretch it out."
"Sleeping while standing." Wang Yunfei added.
"yes."
"There is nothing at home, and there are only four coal balls left."
"It can't be burned three square meters, it's all sour."
"The child cried and made a fuss, and the house was like a freezer in the middle of winter."
The more Wang Yunfei said that, the more sad he felt on the stage, almost every word was accented, so that more than 30 people below could not enjoy it.
When Li Jing heard this, he had to sigh, "Oh, it's so miserable."
"I want to die, with old people and young people, what should I do? I have to go out to do business with my teeth."
"Also do business?"
"It's the middle of winter, I'm wearing a cotton jacket."
Wang Yunfei hugged himself with both hands, "It was said to be a cotton jacket, three taels of cotton all over his body, bare legs and no pants, bare head and no hat in his slippers, and a schoolbag carrying, which contained two evening newspapers from 1945."
"Ah? Four or five years old? Where did you find this?" Li Jing muttered beside him.
Wang Yunfei sniffed, "Push open the door and walked towards the street. The north wind whistled with snow in the rain. A few leaves fell and hung on their faces like small knifes.
Walking on the road at 5:30 pm, thousands of families are full of lights and trains. The world is so big that I live, and I cannot survive or die. Is there no place where I stand in such a huge world?"
"It's so miserable."
"I have to live too. Staring at the wind and snow, it's called staggering. Take out the two newspapers in my hand."
"What are you doing?"
Wang Yunfei reached out his hand and shouted: "Let's read the newspaper, the evening newspaper for four or five years."
"Sell it?"
"The beasts in the island country surrendered!!!"
Hahaha!
"good!"
Quji guji guji guji guji!
The words fell.
More than 30 people below laughed and clapped, because the funny actors shouted so happily!
"I have the heart to die."
"That's not, how long has it been since the newspaper."
"Go ahead and hit you right."
"I'm here?"
Wang Yunfei pointed to his uncle sideways and began to explain, "You are not Li Jing, who is speaking crosstalk today."
"What is my identity?"
"A big boss in a multinational world! A big buyer and seller! A Cadillac with thirteen doors!"
"Hmm?" Li Jing was stunned and pointed at himself, "I'm driving a train?"
"Deguo's machine, we were dizzy when we saw that steering wheel." Wang Yunfei drew circles with both hands, "Our steering wheels are all round. Your steering wheel is horizontal. You turn down on both sides and make sterling silver. There are two rubber hoods on both sides. Once you open it, it will be tick and tick and tick and tick and tick and tick and tick~~"
"A dog raises a rabbit? I'll drive this one over?" Li Jing said.
"A good car, the exhaust pipes in the front and the back are full of smoke, and half of Yanjing City cannot see anyone."
"Hao, the haze is caused by me."
"The traffic police pointed at your car and shouted, Elder Sun, please take your magical powers."
Ha ha ha ha!
The laughter of dozens of people came, and they were amused by the shouts of actors on the stage. Now it is not a future generation, and the audience's burden of listening to crosstalk is almost always fresh.
And don’t look at the few people, listening to crosstalk is really listening to crosstalk.
Li Jing complained again, "Do you treat me as a fairy?"
"As soon as the car stopped, you saw me. You know me. You have known me for many years. When the door opens, you can come out. Go to this stop, the golden light protects the body and the precious energy of the precious energy."
"Why is it so bright?"
"The whole suit is not enough for 400,000 yuan?"
“So expensive?”
"The belt in the waist will cost 150,000 yuan, inlaid with rubies and diamonds. I looked at my face and looked at my big gold teeth with my mouth."
“Toothing?”
Wang Yunfei twisted his expression, "Oh, you broke your teeth and put them in gold."
"Isn't this a bad thing?"
"That too big tooth, I broke it off and drew it on the chicken, and threw it into the pile of cards and it was the big one."
"What's going on when playing mahjong?"
"Looking at the stop." Wang Yunfei raised his chest and asked with a breath, "Do you still know me?"
"I'll ask you?"
"I'm so confident when I speak, but I'm so rich. I'll say, do you still know me? But I'm so stupid."
Wang Yunfei turned to a cold look again, his voice was very small, with a hint of silence, "I know you are my friend. I have known you for many years, but do I dare to speak?"
"Why don't you dare?"
"The gap between the rich and the poor is too big. One is in the sky and the other is in the mud. I am stupid when I stand here. I dare not speak. You point your hand at me."
Wang Yunfei smiled and played Li Jing, who had the identity, and pointed, "Hehe, dad, my dear dad! I am your eldest son!!"
Ha ha ha ha!
As soon as I said this, the following people were all happy.
He looks no older than the one next to him, but he is very good at taking advantage of it, especially the word "the eldest son" and the more he listens, the more he becomes more fun.
Li Jing hurried over and grabbed his hand, "Do I call Dad a good person? How old are you? Don't you know that it's not as old as me?"
"My ID card is fake. I am over forty years old this year."
"screw you."
"Yeah!" Wang Yunfei slowly explained in the microphone, "When I was a child, a few friends were playing role-playing together. I was young at that time, but I looked old. You were just playing the eldest master, and I played your father.
You call me dad to harm me.”
"I'm just trashing people like this, right?"
Chapter completed!