The minibus stopped in the parking lot, and a sweet voice sounded from the loudspeaker: "Dear passengers, we have arrived at the terminal. Please bring your belongings and prepare to get off."

Du Feng got up and stretched, and saw everyone carrying big and small bags down, but he was empty and had nothing. He laughed at himself and said, wouldn't it be better to be relaxed and carry your belongings with you.

City Q is a beautiful coastal city. The bustling areas are extremely luxurious, but ordinary places are just like that.

There was heavy traffic on the spacious road. Du Feng yawned a few times and slept for several hours without getting enough sleep.

People coming and going looked sideways at this alien. Not only were they disdainful of his unkempt appearance, but they also looked at Du Feng's shorts.

Du Feng was stunned and looked down. He was stunned when he saw it. Damn it! He was actually wearing my mother's plaid shorts.

When did I put my mother's clothes into my suitcase? At that time, I felt quite fat and didn't care. Wearing the old lady's flowery trousers was embarrassing and embarrassing.

At this time, Du Feng remembered that the reason why the two old ladies, one fat and one thin, laughed when they left the village was actually these pants.

Damn! I’m so unlucky! I’ve lost all my face!

Shame? Haha! Thinking of this, Du Feng laughed to himself, how can I be so shameless? Since you think of me as a fool, I will show you my stupidity once.

Du Feng crossed the road under the watchful eyes of the crowd, and all the cars stopped when they saw this idiot. Du Feng chuckled, thinking that I am better than his mother's traffic lights.

Crossing the other side of the road, he stopped at an intersection, and even the people driving the cars looked sideways. Du Fengxin said that I feel so good about being looked at by you, so I have to dig into my pockets or something.

As soon as he thought about it, he immediately stood at the fork in the road and waved his hands, imitating the traffic policeman's manner and directing him left and right.

Oddly enough, many of the passing vehicles actually obeyed his instructions. After all, there was a serious traffic jam on this section of the road, so it would be nice to have someone to direct them. Of course, the premise is that those people were far away and did not realize that he was there.

is a fool.

It happened that a car was about to turn, and there was also a car about to go out at the fork in the road. There was only a "bang" sound, and the two cars kissed each other tightly.

Du Feng was secretly happy in his heart. Due to the slow speed, the two cars only collided and each dented a big hole, but both drivers were fine.

"Oh! How do you direct this person? Damn you!" The two drivers stuck their heads out angrily and cursed.

At this time, more and more people came around to watch the excitement. One of the girls even took out her mobile phone to take pictures. Du Feng cooperated and made a pose.

The girl left with a smile, very satisfied, and seemed to have something to talk about with her sisters.

The crowd blocked the already congested road. A police car squeezed in and several police officers got out.

"What's going on? What are you doing here? Get out of here!"

"Comrade police, you are here! This guy is giving blind instructions, and we are both in trouble!" A driver seemed to have seen a savior.

Several people's policemen looked at Du Feng and smiled helplessly: "Is it you who are stupid or he who is stupid? You two are blocking traffic. The tow truck will be here soon. Pay the fine and get the car later!"

Du Feng laughed, waved to the two drivers, and then strode away.

Follow this fork in the road, and there is a river next to it. The lotus flowers are blooming beautifully, and the lotus pods are as delicate and pink as a little girl's face.

The lotus pods nearby had been picked away, and only the ones farther away still existed. The fresh lotus pods were very delicious. Du Feng was salivating. After searching for a long time, he found a long bamboo pole. After a long time of effort, he finally picked a lot. It seemed like a short time and a half.

It will be enough to eat.

There were many fishermen sitting along the river, many of whom were similar to him in age and seemed to be unemployed. Du Feng looked at the fishermen while chewing lotus pods. He put away the fishing rods one by one, and they were all small fish as long as fingers.

Crucian carp.

Du Feng shook his head and was speechless after seeing their results.

He wanted to find someone to talk to, but to his surprise, those people were all disgusted and waved their hands to let him go away, saying they were afraid of scaring their fish.

Du Feng walked away helplessly. In a corner there was an old man in his fifties, fishing alone. Du Feng looked at the small bucket he had filled with fish. Without exception, they were all small crucian carp as long as fingers.

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"Uncle! Are you fishing just for fun? What's so good about catching these small fish?" Du Feng walked over to strike up a conversation.

The old man smiled and did not treat him coldly like others: "There is no way! There are only a lot of crucian carp here. There are also carps, and the largest ones are said to weigh more than thirty kilograms! But they are all in deep water areas. They are so clever.

You can't catch anything fine during the day."

Du Feng chuckled, looked at the bamboo pole he used to pick lotus pods, and said, "Does uncle still have fishing line?"

The old man was startled: "Young man, you want to use this long bamboo pole to fish? There is a fishing line!" The old man said and found a ball of line and several fish hooks from the fishing line box.

Du Feng gritted his teeth. The fishhook was too small and could only catch small fish. However, there were four or five hooks scattered around. It might be possible to use them together.

The anglers not far away laughed at each other. The old man actually gave a fool a bunch of fish hooks. He looked even more stupid than the fool.

The old man was also murmuring in his heart, but he thought that there was only a small amount of money for a hook, and since he had given it to others, he couldn't get it back.

"Where's the fish food for making a nest?" Du Feng looked at the old man.

The old man took out a plastic bag filled with millet soaked in wine.

Du Feng couldn't help but throw it into the water a few meters away and threw the fishing line out with his backhand.

The old man was anxious: "These nest food can be used for several months! Besides, you haven't hung fish food on the hook yet!"
Chapter completed!