177 cunning(1/2)
In the night, a white carrier pigeon landed on Wushuang's palm and slowly unfolded the letter. The emperor of Chu, Cheng Anran, suddenly suffered from a bad disease and was not good for the benefit...
Although Wushuang has a golden needle to seal the brain, monitoring the national conditions of Chu is a must.
She thought for a moment, called Zhuifeng, bent her lips and wanted to ask something, but found that she could not control her voice at all. She cleared her throat dryly, and then she spoke again, "Isn't the emperor of Chu... good? Why do you do it all at once..."
Zhuifeng looked at the master's face and said cautiously: "It is said that Cheng Anran has had physical defects since childhood. He has lived in Baiyun Mountain for a long time. He needs the wet air in the mountains to be healed for twenty-one years. Because he left Baiyun Mountain before time, he... "
"How is he?" Wushuang seemed to be touched and raised her face slightly. A layer of light seemed to float on her extremely cold and beautiful face, with a slightly solemn expression.
"He can't walk anymore..."
Wushuang was stiff, and his body seemed to be firmly fixed by a pair of closed giant palms and could not move.
Cheng Anran...Cheng Anran...her head ached faintly. She seemed to remember something, but it was only a little short of it... But it was useless. She could no longer remember what he had to do with her.
In the high lecture hall, the fifth new master was shaking his head and speaking in a sensible way. The princes and the children of royal relatives below all held their faces and listened carefully. Only Zheer was restless. He caught an ant and placed it in Haoer's clothes, making him itchy all over. He was pretending to be a teacher below to teach. At a young age, he shook his head and ears, pretending to be vivid.
The students' attention was successfully transferred to Zhe'er. After watching for a while, they couldn't help laughing. The teacher, who was teaching, suddenly felt the atmosphere was strange. He couldn't help but put down the book and looked at the princes and princes below seriously. Strangely, they all sat upright, looking at the ears and listening. Could it be that they had tinnitus and no one laughed.
"Confucius said: When three people walk, there must be my teacher. Choose the good ones and follow them..."
"Hahaha..." The students below could not help but laugh at the wonderful cooperation of the two.
The lady put down the book and looked at the student who was smiling tilted, so angry that her beard trembled: "Why are you laughing at? Ah, it's really a Confucian scholar who can't teach you..."
Prince Rong Hai of Prince Pian'an pointed at Zhe'er and rubbed his stomach and laughed so hard that he couldn't bear to breathe: "Master, he learned from you... to give lectures, hahaha..."
Bang! The aggro hit the slap, and the Master roared with anger: "Zheer!!!"
Zhe'er quickly stood up, her eyes filled with a smile that couldn't help but smile: "Here!"
"I'm so angry! Stand outside to listen to the class!"
"oh!"
Just stand, what's so great about it? The air outside is fresh! It's really boring to listen to this sour old man in the classroom. It's better to stand outside and bathe in the sun and look at the blue sky and white clouds.
The Master finally finished the class and ordered the students to recite the newly lectured text. He looked at the book but couldn't help but fall asleep.
Seeing that the master was asleep, the naughty boys were fighting and laughing at each other, and greeted Zheer to come in and play together.
Zhe'er was very entertained and gave everyone a booing expression. He tiptoed to the lecture hall, picked up a brush and stained it with ink, drew two eyebrows under the Master's eyes, which were symmetrical to the two eight-character eyebrows on it, forming a diamond pattern.
"Zhe'er, don't be naughty!" Hao'er said with a frown.
Zhe'er grimaced and said, "Brother, if you complain to your father and mother again, I will never play with you again!"
Hao'er sat down helplessly, stopped making trouble with everyone, and read books by herself.
Seeing that the master looked ridiculous, all the naughty boys clapped their hands and laughed wildly while covering their stomachs.
The Master was so shocked that he shivered, and quickly opened his eyes. His round little eyes blinked in the frame, and everyone laughed even more lively!
"Hahaha, Master, you have... four... eyebrows, hahaha..."
The Master couldn't help but reach out and touched his face, and touched his hand with a sticky ink. Now his beard was shaking even more!
"Zheer!!!!"
The roar of the sky shook the roof a few times. The Master was so angry that one Buddha ascended to heaven and the other Buddhas were born!
Wushuang heard the roar and speeded up. As soon as she came in, she saw the Master looking at Zhe'er with gritted teeth and glaring at the indifferent Zhe'er. It seemed that she was very angry!
Zheer, a child who loves to act coquettishly the most, speaks sweetly, wins his parents' favor, and Wushuang can't help but pamper more.
Who knew that his actions became more and more chaotic!
"Zhe'er, you're naughty again!" Wushuang said with a stern smile when she saw the Master's appearance.
Zheer ran to Wushuang's side with his legs raised and argued: "My mother, don't you think such a master is so cute?"
Black line!
The master who is nearly 60 years old is called cute by a three-year-old doll? It is simply tolerant, but who is unbearable!
"Empress, the old minister is a man who is well-read in poetry and books. He was fortunate to be invited by the emperor to teach. He was finally a well-known person. However, the old minister was repeatedly teased by the little prince and lost all his face. The old minister really couldn't teach the little prince!" The master said in tears, and was extremely sad and angry.
After hearing him, Wushuang said comfortingly and glared at Zhe'er: "Hand out!"
Zhe'er flattened her mouth and took a step back.
"Stretch out!"
Slap sex...
"Ouch, oh, it hurts so much..."
Zhe'er was punished "hardly", and the Master regained some face and continued to teach.
"If you dare to be angry with the master in the future, it will be as simple as thugs!" Wushuang left a threatening sentence and then left.
When they returned to the hall and talked to Dongfang Chen about Zhe'er's naughtyness, both of them shook their heads and smiled speechlessly!
However, the country is easy to change, but the nature is difficult to change. After enduring it for five days, Zheer finally stopped itching and his heart was itchy, and he teased the Master again!
Dongfang Chen was discussing the affairs of the court with all the ministers when he suddenly heard the eunuchs’ reports that the master who preached the princes and princesses was kneeling in front of the door with grief and anger, saying that he would not get up if he could not see the emperor!
Dongfang Chen frowned. This little guy was causing trouble again. He hurriedly discussed the government affairs and immediately met Master Xuan.
"Emperor... Emperor, the old minister is going to resign! Official!" This time the Master was about to beat his chest and stamp his feet.
Dongfang Chen was interesting and asked slowly: "Oh, why is this?"
"Old minister, old minister..." The master was so angry that he was incoherent, "The old minister's beard has been with the old minister for the rest of his life. The old minister loves it, and he must apply essential oil every night to maintain it carefully to sleep well! Even if an old minister falls off, he feels sorry for Ruo cuts his flesh, but the little prince actually shaved his beard while the old minister is sleeping... Woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo
The Master said it was desolate, and Dongfang Chen was amused when he heard it. Seeing the chest of the kneeling person kneeling below, he couldn't calm his grief and anger, probably he was going to get angry and hurt!
It seems that no one can teach this little devil anymore?!
In order to make up for the pain of Master's loss of beard, Dongfang Chen specially rewarded him with one hundred taels of gold, and gave him a large mansion, allowing him to retire and return home. Then Master left this place that made him heartbroken with tears, and vowed that he would never step into the imperial city again in this life!
Zhe'er's eyes were rolling, thinking about his mistakes against the wall. Dongfang Chen was criticizing the memorial while Wushuang was posting. The two clearly ignored him. Please, he had been standing for an hour and his legs were numb!
I endure it, I can’t bear it anymore!
"My father and mother, why don't you punish me? Just tell me directly. Zhe'er has faced me and thought about it. I didn't realize how much mistake I made!" Zhe'er ran to the two of them and made a remark.
"Zhe'er, since the Master can't teach you, I will teach you personally in the future!" Wushuang said lightly.
Zhe'er suddenly petrified: "Mother...Mother, you're working so hard, so don't want to--"
Wushuang glanced at him, but didn't give him a smile this time, it seemed that he was really angry.
Looking at his father with help, Dongfang Chen looked serious and pretended not to know what was going on.
Zhe'er lowered her head in frustration. Seeing Hao'er smiling at him at the door, she couldn't help but pretend to be fierce and rolled her eyes.
At the entrance of the East Palace, a small figure was struggling with horse stance, his face was red from the sun. Crystal sweat dripped down the sweat-wet black hair, landing on the hot brick floor. With a squeak, tiny blue smoke came out and evaporated in an instant.
Zhe'er's hands and feet were trembling, but she still stood stubbornly in the sun without moving.
Dongfang Chen frowned and said with distress: "Can Zhe'er stand it?"
Wushuang said lightly: "He will not admit his mistake for a moment and cannot stop for a moment!"
Zhe'er had a very powerful ear and heard Wushuang's words and shouted loudly: "I'm right, I'm right!"
Wushuang waved to him and ordered him to come over. Zhe'er's legs became weak. He stood for a while before he walked in pain to Wushuang.
Wushuang took out a piece of paper and said lightly: "On August 10th, you searched for spring/palace maps in the book and pretended to read, but the master found out that you had copied the Three Character Classic ten times; On August 20th, you secretly hung someone's sign on the toilet, which made the master who taught you martial arts almost pull in his pants; On September 6th, you actually used the master as a target, which made him fall into a coma; On October 1st, you openly bullied all the princes and princesses, beat them to the bruised face, and cried to look for your father... Do you still want me to read it again?"
Although the queen was chanting calmly, the palace maids and eunuchs around her couldn't help but cover their mouths and laugh.
Well, it seems that he has done a lot of bad things, but can he blame him? The content in the book is boring. Look at how interesting the spring/gong map is. Think about the Master's shocked and angry expression at that time, it was so hilarious!
The master who taught him martial arts was just an idiot. He believed that someone was squatting in the toilet for an hour! He teased him and glanced at him with an arrow. He was so scared that he was so frightened!
"When do you think you are wrong, you don't have to face the wall? A new Thousand-layer hibiscus cake in the palace is Hao'er, let's try it!" Wushuang deliberately ignored Zhe'er, waved to Hao'er, and turned around and went in together.
Dongfang Chen silently made a gesture of not being able to save him, and also walked in with his wife's hand.
Zhe'er flattened her mouth, tears rolled in her eyes, and finally sniffed and held back.
"Xiao Dezi, bring paper and pen!" The little prince finally admitted his mistake.
The prince's eunuch, Xiao Dezi, was only nine years old. When he heard that Zheer wanted to write and write, he rushed over to get it.
The emperor and the empress and the eldest prince ate half a piece of hibiscus cake, and Xiao Dezi leaned into the hall and looked.
Xiao Xizi hurriedly stepped forward and scolded, "What's the matter? What does Guigui admire like?"
Xiao Dezi hurriedly raised his face and smiled, "Master, the little prince's review has been written, and the servant dare not submit it."
Xiao Xizi took Zhe'er's letter of review and stepped forward and whispered: "Empress, the little prince's letter of review!"
This review letter was also unshuang invented. She never beats and scolds children, and at most she can only be ordered to face the wall or write reviews. Hao'er acts cautiously and rarely makes mistakes. These two things are occupied by Zhe'er.
Wushuang took the review letter and looked at it and handed it to Dongfang Chen, saying, "I don't know who this child looks like?"
Dongfang Chen took it and looked at it: Father, mother, son, son, are wrong! The son will never dare to be disrespectful again. If the son cannot do it, please ask the father, mother, son, and be punished to stand up!
After the review, the PT: The son-in-law stood for half a day, hungry and thirsty, whimper... A simple face of crying was drawn behind him.
Dongfang Chen couldn't help but laugh and said, "Let him come here!"
To be continued...