Chapter 19 Footmen never realize how terrifying it is to finish eating in thirty seconds

Author: Former Kodak Duck

Chapter 19 Footmen never realize how terrifying it is to finish eating in thirty seconds

Rabbit has a good saying, where there are people, there are rivers and lakes.

As long as intelligent creatures form a social system, some things are unavoidable.

For example, hug the thigh, hug the thigh, or... hug the thigh.

Hammond Yanyi, although he has a bit of a bad reputation, especially among women, not only is he extremely powerful, but he is also a guy who has eaten the "fruit of face". The opportunity to have a relationship with him,

Low-level adventurers won't miss it.

At first, some people thought that Huang Lang must have been "captured" by Hammond and did not dare to get involved. However, after the old rock sculpture said "niece", these worries disappeared.

Almost all of the dozens of people in the branch hall rushed forward at once, wanting to build a relationship with Huang Lang, the "niece" of the legendary adventurer, and then further build a relationship with the legendary adventurer.

Looking at the various adventurers rushing towards him, Huang Lang was both confused and sober.

He was confused and felt as if he had drunk a lot of alcohol. His face was warm and his heart was beating, and the pores in his body were open. This was all because Huang Lang was just an inconspicuous person before he traveled through the world. He had never felt like being fawned over by others.

experience.

Before the time travel, Huang Lang could not be said to have lived like an ant, but it would not be an exaggeration to say that he lived an ordinary, humble, and even depressing life.

He is an extremely ordinary person. He laughs until he sheds tears while listening to a talk show scolding the power banks sold as "hundred-year-old electricity", but he still obediently pays for it.

Why?

Because he could never get a charging plug at the train station or airport. In an ecosystem dominated by wolves, he might not even be considered a sheep.

At most, they were eaten by the sheep. The wild fire could not burn away the weeds that grew again and again in the spring breeze.

Once upon a time, all he could do was to keep this matter firmly in mind: "Charge your phone until the last moment before leaving home, and then unplug it."

In those years, he was Sun Shaoping in the ordinary world who couldn't even afford third-class dishes; he was also one of those extras in the film and television base who wore gorgeous costumes but endured lice under the costumes.

In those years, he stood behind "successful people". He was young but no different than an ant.

Now, being surrounded by everyone in the center, looking at the excited or flattering faces around him... At this moment, Huang Lang seemed to finally understand why so many people desperately want to become famous.

That feeling made him feel a little elated.

For a moment, he felt as if he had practiced the magic of changing tendons and washing marrow. The pores all over his body were opened, and countless dirty things in his body flowed out from the surface of his body.

It was years of depression, numbness, and unwillingness.

If you want to save a hungry victim, you need to get him out of the food he is hungry for. Only after that can you talk about the principle of "giving a man a fish is worse than giving him a fish".

The toxins in the soul seemed to be expelled in an instant.

But soon, another toxin appeared. Just when this toxin was about to occupy Huang Lang's soul, a huge battle ax carried on the back of a strong warrior who squeezed over flashed a cold light in an instant and shone in.

In Huang Lang's eyes.

Huang Lang shivered and woke up.

Somehow, the next moment, he saw something different - in addition to the flattering smile, he saw a sharp battle axe, an arrow with a cold light, and a staff head that exuded power...

He saw a warrior who could stand on his fists and run a horse on his arms, a ranger who stood in the crowd as slippery as a loach, and a mage who cast a levitation spell and came directly to his head.

Of course, the most important thing is the complex emotions such as tenacity, cruelty, desire, greed and so on hidden under the smile.

At that moment, Huang Lang woke up.

Huang Lang's demeanor changed. He no longer lacked confidence like the young Sun Shaoping who didn't dare to look at Hao Hongmei. Instead, he became more determined and enlightened than the middle-aged Sun Shaoping did when he left Jin Xiu.

His eyes also changed. He might still be full of lice under his gorgeous costume, but he knew he now had a chance to be the protagonist, so his eyes became focused and full of aggression.

At this moment, he was still standing behind the [successful man], but he was like the bespectacled boy behind General Sturgeon back then, shaking off the dust all over his body, ready to go out with his light fur, long sword, and fierce horse singing.

Huang Lang's hands clenched the weapon in his hands excitedly.

Seeing the female warrior in front of them suddenly clenching the weapon in her hand, many of the adventurers who gathered around felt trembling. Just when they thought something was going to happen, they saw the girl-like warrior's face revealed as if she saw someone feeding her.

The stray cats had the usual expressions of wanting but wary, and then they heard the person they were determined to curry favor say in a soft, somewhat tangled voice:

"My brother told me not to just eat what others give me."

Everyone was stunned, thinking, who is your brother?! You are dressed in armor, holding such a big hammer, and the shield is full of spikes. You look so capable of hitting, but in the end you say that you can't eat other people's food because your brother won't let you.

thing?!

Girl, you are a warrior who plays with a hammer, not a little girl who is just about to go out alone?!

Everyone was speechless for a moment, and the situation was extremely embarrassing.

Huang Lang, who created this scene, had the soul of a man hiding behind that beautiful face and soft voice, scheming in his heart:

Huang Lang knew that he couldn't conquer the world with a female account, for no other reason - he really couldn't accept living as a woman. This female account could only play support, and he would eventually quit this adventure in another world.

's corner.

So now a very important purpose of this identity is clear.

That is, to pave the way for other identities he will choose in the future and establish a character.

Huang Lang was scheming there, and a group of adventurers were thinking about it. Huang Lang's words, combined with the introduction of the old rock sculpture, had already made them think about the image of a martial arts girl who was inexperienced in the world.

The little girl who doesn’t know anything is the favorite of uncles and aunts!

With this mentality, soon a warrior also carrying a large shield broke the silence:

"This lady..."

The title changed, instead of "Miss", it became "Ms."

Then, when talking about ladies, everyone saw that the girl in front of them clearly straightened her back, with a look of pride and satisfaction on her face.

Seeing this look, a group of seasoned adventurers immediately understood - they had seen this attitude a lot. Young adventurers who were just starting out and eager to prove themselves as adults often looked like this!

Some adventurers who have children even think of how proud their little brats would look with their chests puffed out when they praised their children as having grown up.

Thinking again about the entanglement in Huang Lang's tone when he refused...

It turns out that she is a young and rebellious young lady who doesn’t really want to listen to her brother’s words...

The adventurers immediately communicated with their eyes, and those without children in each adventure group gestured to those with children:

[Go! Use the same method you use to deal with your children to get rid of this thigh!]

The big shield warrior who broke the silence just now was the father of two children. After receiving the look from his companion, he coughed and said to Huang Lang:

"What do you call this beautiful and powerful lady?"

Everyone glanced at the big shield warrior, and then looked at Huang Lang.

Huang Lang naturally lived up to the expectations of these crazy people. He puffed up his chest and said in a somewhat proud voice:

"Jane, the mountain range where I was born is [White Horse], the river that raised me is [Li], I came here on the Sky Boat from my hometown [South of the Lake], and my family is [Dorne]!"

This is one of the results of his conversation with Old Barney a few days ago. The most formal way for people in this world to introduce themselves when they meet for the first time is to tell them about their hometown, the mountains and rivers near their hometown, their family, and themselves.

Way to get here.

After Huang Lang finished speaking, the scene became quiet again, and many adventurers had tangled and confused expressions on their faces:

This little girl will introduce herself in the most formal way, and she is obviously very well-educated. Combined with the fact that she is related to the old rock sculpture, she must be from a big family, but...

However, I have never heard of the Dorn family.

Moreover, they have never heard of the Baima Mountains, the river named Li, or the place south of the lake.

But when they thought about it again, everyone's faces showed expressions of sudden realization, because they remembered what the little girl said about "coming here on the boat of heaven".

The Sky Boat is an aerospace craft. This kind of magic vehicle with high operating costs is mostly used to reach destinations where land and water transportation are difficult and where a complete portal system has not been established.

There are many such places in the world, but based on the analysis of the little girl's hometown and family, which no one has heard of, it seems that there is only one possibility.

That is the new continent that rose from the Ocean of the End during the [Catastrophe] thirty years ago, and most of it is still under development and exploration.

It's not surprising that the little girl's family and hometown have never been heard of - a group of adventurers successfully completed their brainstorming and deceived themselves.

"May I ask what your brother's name is?" asked a mage floating in the air, stepping on the warrior's head.

"Which brother are you talking about of mine?" Huang Lang blinked his big eyes with a cute look on his face.

Before Huang Lang traveled through time, he also belonged to a group of people who would watch girls dancing at Xiaopo Station from time to time. They were not enthusiastic about the poisonous trio in the otaku dance circle, but they could still be regarded as talking about it.

He had just managed the expressions of the girls in a certain dance area of ​​a certain small station who were seriously involved in the involution, and tried his best to reproduce them.

To be honest, the reproduction is very poor, and it is the kind that someone like a certain veteran cat dancing in a certain area at a certain station, who is really good at managing expressions, would probably dismiss after seeing it.

But I have to say that emotional foreshadowing is very important.

The adventurers, especially the male adventurers, who had been thinking about Huang Lang as a mysterious and rebellious lady for a long time, were still overwhelmed by Huang Lang's replica [cute.GIF].

Bang!

An unpleasant sound came from the scene, and everyone who woke up turned their heads and saw a bard putting down his stringed harp with an embarrassed look on his face and wiping his nosebleed.

"You have many brothers?" An adventurer who woke up continued to ask.
To be continued...