85. Chapter 85 Zhou Le's Turtle Reserve Team(1/2)
85. Chapter 85 Zhou Le’s Turtle Reserve Team
Author: Rotating Mushroom Puppet
Chapter 85 Zhou Le’s Turtle Reserve Team
Seeing the panic on her daughter's face, He Yalin immediately became vigilant: "Did you do something bad?"
Sun Zuer played: "I don't have it, I'm not... don't talk nonsense!"
He Yalin took a sip of water and looked at her daughter. Something was wrong with her appearance. There must be something you are hiding from me. I don't understand you yet?
She said: "You must be in love, right?"
Sun Zuer sighed: "I still play cotton and fall in love. I would like to, but where can I go? The male classmates in the class dare not approach me, and the male artists in the circle dislike me..."
He Yalin: "That's true, then why are you beating yourself?"
Sun Zuer joked: "Seeing that Master has become stronger again, I felt ashamed and decided to practice Shunkou Kung Fu harder."
She later inquired with several famous singers, and they all said that the closed-mouth technique can really improve her singing skills, and some even guided Sun Zuer to practice the technique on the spot.
He Yalin was dubious and pointed at Zhou Le who was talking nonsense on the TV and said: "Well! You are still young. You can chase stars, but you can't be blind and crazy. You have to chase stars rationally. Zhou Le is like that, you know?"
Sun Zuer tilted his head and stared: "Huh?"
You call me a rational star chaser? You asked Zhou Le to go back and forth from wherever you came. Aren’t you the irrational mother fans like you?
You guys really have the nerve to say it!
He Yalin said majestically: "What are you talking about? Don't be so playful! If you fail in the final exam next week, see how I deal with you."
Sun Zuer could only say helplessly: "Okay..."
Seeing that her daughter, who had been talkative since she was a child, was afraid of being scolded by him and actually didn't talk back, He Yalin went back to her room and continued to post comments.
"Mom is back~"
"Xiao Le is so cute when he bullies the host. I really want to be bullied by him!"
"Mom bought your nude photo~"
Sun Zuer collapsed on the sofa in a trance, feeling that his three views were subverted. Sister He actually had such a crazy side, which scared the baby to death.
No, you must not watch the live broadcast again, she must still be posting comments.
Can’t see! Can’t see…
Just take a look.
"Eh... ha~ tut~ oh! Huh? vomit..."
Sun Zuer went crazy. He dropped his cell phone, took out a cucumber from the refrigerator, put it on the cutting board, and smashed it down.
Bang~
Slap a cucumber to wake you up.
On the other side, four instructors have already commented on Zhou Le's new work. The level is very high, and his singing skills have improved significantly, etc.
Now, Zhou Le is accepting questions from the host, all from netizens.
Moderator: "In addition to true fans, sand fans and little black fans, a large number of mom fans have emerged recently, and their comments are very radical and even vulgar. What does contestant Zhou Le think of this?"
Zhou Le: "Mom fans? I don't even have a mother, so what do I want from mom fans? Get lost! These people are just full of food."
Host: "Aren't you afraid that they will be disappointed if you say this?"
Zhou Le: "It's best to get rid of fans. A lot of people are still chasing stars at an old age."
On the screen, the comments from mom fans are much more eye-catching than those from other fans:
"Ah~ the child scolded me."
"Mom can understand when her son is rebellious."
"This child's temper is getting bigger and bigger just like Jill!"
"The bigger, the harder!"
"I'm not even afraid of palace cold, so why should I be afraid of heart cold?"
"You are not allowed to insult my brother!"
"Go and do your homework~"
"It's so funny that my daughter chased Zhou Le and I beat her all afternoon."
This is what idiot fans are like. In the past, when Zhou Le called his true love fans stupid, they felt that Zhou Le was praising them for being innocent. Now, mommy fans are saying that this child is really strong.
Many ladies like He Yalin are actually happy to be scolded. This kid is so brave, much tougher than those sissy idols!
If he is so tough, who would he be a fan of?
The Internet is a magical thing. When you think about how no one knows you online, it is exaggerated for ladies to let themselves go.
Zhou Le returned to the backstage, and Ning Yuheng took his mobile phone to let Zhou Le watch the barrage. Zhou Le was so angry that he hated himself for being too gentle. He really wanted to go back to the stage and scold them.
"I really want to stuff him back~"
[Negative energy-9]
Zhou Le sat speechless, this was a natural decline, and he was in a very bad mood.
[Negative energy-15]
Well, Gouzha is also watching the live broadcast, and she is so arrogant when she sees these subtitles. You are all talking nonsense, and I am the only one who has done half of it.
Didi didi~
Zhou Le opened WeChat, and everyone worked hard to send friend requests?
What bad internet name?
reject.
After becoming popular, all kinds of strange people wanted to add Zhou Le WeChat, but he doesn't add people randomly, and there are still less than 30 people in his address book so far.
Didi didi~
Fortunately, everyone sent me a friend request. Note: I am Fan Pipi’s sister.
Zhou Le snorted and was about to refuse again. The last time she had a chat with these girls was not a good one. It was basically Zhou Le's unilateral reprimand. Why would such a person come here? Moreover, she also bought the navy to follow suit.
Pass me.
But her smooth belly...
Give her a chance!
Verification passed.
Soon, everyone worked hard and sent a text message: "Are you Zhou Le?"
Zhou Le noted her name as: Turtles Reserve Team No. 2.
That’s it~
No. 1 is Sun Zuer.
Turtles Reserve No. 2: "Why is my brother's microphone in your hand? Did you lie to him? I advise you to return the microphone to him as soon as possible."
Zhou Le: "If you give it back to him, I won't have a microphone."
Reasonable and well-founded.
"The program team has a microphone."
"The quality of the microphones used by the program crew is much worse."
Nothing wrong with it.
"But I bought this for Fan Pipi, not for you."
"Really? Then where is the one you bought for me?"
Reasonable doubt.
Turtle Reserve Team No. 2: "Because you and Pi Pi are friends, I will buy you one, and you give this back to him."
No. 2 thought for a long time and came up with a compromise plan. After all, the orange one was too expensive. It would be quite cost-effective to buy Zhou Le tens of thousands of yuan in exchange for it.
Who allowed himself to end up with such a stupid brother?
Zhou Le: "Thank you sister!"
Turtles Reserve Team No. 2: "You damn me, are you going to stop scolding me?"
Zhou Le did not reply. He felt that this Sister Fan was relatively easy to deceive. No wonder there was such a fool as Fan Pipi.
The competition is very long, with twenty contestants each singing a song, which takes an hour and a half.
When Zhou Le was bored, he chatted with Sun Zuer on WeChat. He usually ignored her because she was too noisy, but chatting with her when he was bored was a great way to pass the time.
Zhou Le seldom chatted with Gunaliza and Cheng Xiao, and it was easy for them to get excited and absorb his negative energy.
To be continued...