49. Chapter 49 Playing monkeys
49. Chapter 49 Playing Monkey
Author: Rotating Mushroom Puppet
Chapter 49 Playing Monkey
On the other hand, the number of live broadcasts of the "Happy Boys" Guangdong singing area reached 8.14 million.
It was more than one-third of the number of people in Zhou Le's live broadcast room, and it was extremely lively.
The on-site director team was so happy that they cursed, the staff were so excited, the contestants were so excited that they had constipation on their faces, and the on-site audience was enjoying it very much... taking out their mobile phones to watch Zhou Le.
The most pitiable ones are the four celebrity mentors.
After learning the data, Li Chunyu couldn't laugh or cry, and decided to give Zhou Le a good scolding the next time he saw him. You fought against the Fast Man program team face to face and won, so where can you put the show crew's shame?
Affected by the live broadcast of a certain animal, Kuaiman's game became extremely boring, and no one had any enthusiasm.
The contestants' desire to win has also faded a lot. Each one of them made a lot of mistakes while singing, went out of tune, skipped a beat, and gave in to each other. They truly achieved friendship first and competition second.
How disgusting!
That thing named Zhou is so fucking disgusting!
This is the common sentiment of the players. Who the hell would mess with him? Is he sick?
An audition show is so fucking unpopular, why is it still a joke?
There are only a few in our singing area watching the competition. Even if we make it to the national finals, how can we compete with Zhou Le in terms of popularity?
"Ah! The competition in the Guangdong singing area is so exciting!"
Zhou Le had just finished singing a song in the live broadcast room, when he suddenly looked at the big screen on the wall and shouted, turning the camera to share it with his friends in the live broadcast room.
Yes, everyone came to see Zhou Le.
But Zhou Le was still watching the game, just watching on mute, glancing at the progress of the game while live streaming.
This is the most disgusting thing.
Zhou Le talked eloquently: "Jia Qiangsheng won just now. I like his songs very much. He writes songs very spiritually and sings very well. He is very touching..."
Jia Qiangsheng, who had just won the competition, was stunned when he heard Zhou Le's praise on someone else's cell phone backstage.
Who the hell wants your attention?
You've taken away all the popularity of the show, and you're still broadcasting the results of the competition?
Zhou Le's comments from afar gave him another wave of negative energy, and it was estimated that forty or fifty stars broke through.
It's really like playing monkey.
Then……
[Negative energy-1]
Gunaliza is also watching my live broadcast? Are the crew so free?
【Negative Energy-28】
Damn it!
That little thing is there too? He Yalin doesn't care about it either? Joey will take the college entrance examination next year, but he still watches the live broadcast at night?
[Negative energy-0.5]
snort???
No... why is this?
Zhou Le, who was live broadcasting, broke his defense. What does that mean?
Zhou Le's joy of playing monkey was weakened a bit. Then, he saw some highly homogenized barrages, and his joy took over the high ground again.
He said with a smile: "Friends, the monkeys are here! There are many monkeys here! I will recite a few monkey words to cheer up everyone."
"Don't let Zhou Le lead you, he is 100% taken care of!"
"Zhou Le's logic makes people feel ridiculous!"
"So what if you have a feature phone? Maybe you have two phones?"
“Isn’t the mobile phone given by the rich woman a mobile phone?”
"Still want to clear your name? Just dream!"
“The otakus at Bizhan don’t have high IQs and are easily led away.”
This last sentence is really stupid.
The quality of those people’s navy hires is worrisome, and if they scold otakus on Biz.com, isn’t this looking for death?
Zhou Le laughed out loud: "Hahaha...these monkeys are so crazy, brothers at Bizhan, can you bear this? Play like monkeys, play like monkeys, start playing like monkeys!"
The otakus got angry and turned on the violent spraying mode, using terms specific to the two-dimensional world and the world of ghosts and animals, with a sense of yin and yang and weirdness.
Those navy troops couldn't understand it at all, let alone fight back.
Only Zhou Le’s female fans are still arguing stupidly, especially naively:
"Brother went to the hospital for evaluation, why don't you still believe it?"
"Brother has the certificate!"
"You will ruin his future."
"Don't be afraid, brother, we will always believe in you!"
"Brother, come on, stay a virgin forever!"
Zhou Le picked up the guitar, played it casually a few times, and explained: "Brothers from Bizhan, these are my female fans, aren't they cute? You can tease them, just don't make them cry!"
Otaku: "Got it! I made them cry!"
In the live broadcast room, there was a joyful and peaceful atmosphere. Biz otakus and shady netizens were playing monkey tricks while teasing female fans. They were having so much fun.
Shanghai, in a rental house in the suburbs.
Xiaomei burst into tears: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...'
Zhang Xiaolun tried his best to comfort him: "Are you stupid? You can't tell whether a man is a virgin or not. The test that Zhou Le took is fake and is just for fun."
"Haha~ Then brother can't prove his innocence?"
"He is already innocent!"
"Why?"
"Hey~"
Zhang Xiaolun, a small fan of Zhou Le, only heard from the group on the way home from working overtime that Zhou Le was live broadcasting on Bizhan.
As soon as I got home, I took my girlfriend Xiaomei to watch.
Xiao Lun is an old otaku. Before becoming a fan of Zhou Le, he often posted videos of Zhou Le's ghosts and animals on Biz. After becoming a fan of Zhou Le, he... posted them even more frequently.
Because of being a fan of Zhou Le, Zhang Xiaolun and his girlfriend Xiaomei's relationship has become deeper and they have unlocked many new postures.
For example, this move uproots a weeping willow tree.
After learning that Brother Zhou Le had proved his innocence, Xiao Mei was trembling with joy: "Ah~ Brother looks so handsome when he looks backwards..."
Zhang Xiaolun went straight to Huanglong and poured out: "Hiss~~~The number of people in the live broadcast room is almost 30 million!"
Zhou Le also noticed it and was shocked.
Is it intentional that Gouyue’s beeping site is taking advantage of Zhou Le’s hot events, fans of mango-sucking videos like crazy.
Obviously, Bizhan diverted traffic to Zhou Le’s live broadcast room.
The data is too explosive.
The forced king Zhou Le started to work again: "Well, there are almost 30 million people in the live broadcast room. While there are many people, I will make it clear to everyone that I, Zhou Le, am not being taken care of by a rich woman."
Zhang Chong: "Yes, he was so poor that he couldn't even afford instant noodles."
Zhou Le: "Instant noodles are so expensive! What are they saying about me on the Internet? I was raised by a rich woman, and then I have a bad temper and a perverted personality and likes to beat me... These two things are contradictory, do you know?"
"oh?"
"It's just a rich woman looking for someone. She may have many conditions, but first he has to be obedient, right? I have such a bad temper, how did I get attracted by the rich woman?"
"That makes sense!"
"Is the rich woman unable to think about it? Is the rich woman brainless? Is the rich woman paying someone to scold and beat her to find fault?"
"What if it's a rich woman who fucks her?"
Zhang Chong is also a deadbeat and knows a lot.
Zhou Le was speechless for a while, and said excitedly: "You...what kind of offensive flattery are you? Get lost! Do you know the rich woman? Do you understand the rich woman? Only people who really know the rich woman will tell you this, eh
…”
Does Zhou Le understand rich women?
Zhang Chong: "Brother, is there still a shortage of rich women?"
The barrage is all: Hahahahaha...
Laughing like crazy.
Zhou Le knows how to handle the whole thing, and the twist at the end is so amazing. I couldn’t have come up with these words even if I didn’t have a cerebral thrombosis for three years.
Isn’t this more exciting than the game next door?
Chapter completed!