Chapter 25 The Chicken God Arrives

Author: Rotating Mushroom Puppet

Chapter 25 The Chicken God Arrives

Zhou Le thought about it and bought another rock song to practice with the brothers in the dormitory, and to use it in future competitions.

He just wants to compete well, earn negative energy points by dissing the instructors on the show, and doesn't care about the controversy and abuse online.

I don’t even have a mother, so I’m still afraid of you scolding me?

Reasonable, right?

The scolding war between netizens and fans is destined to be fruitless, but Zhou Le's brainless fans will definitely not be able to win. They are all too stupid.

At present, most of the fans of Zhou Le are the audience of "Idol Producer", mainly middle and high school girls, supplemented by elementary school girls, such as Zhang Douhua'er's fat daughter.

There are also some older off-the-shelf female fans, so it’s really cool that such a group can win the fight.

Shadiao netizens gave the incident between Zhou Le and Gunalizha a name - the Turtle Gate Incident.

Many female fans were angry and cried.

Netizens said that these idiot fans are too funny, so keep going.

So... the scolding war gradually escalated into ridicule and embarrassment across the entire network, and then gradually became outrageous. After three days of fermentation, it finally turned into a spoof of Zhou Le.

Someone posted a video of Zhou Le eating bagged instant noodles and drinking soup with a straw on the train, which attracted netizens to imitate the video.

The female fans burst into tears: "My brother is so pitiful and you still laugh at him, don't you eat your kindness?"

The prank is still the source of ghosts and beasts, Bizhan is professional, and it is also the most fun here.

Zhou Le has been parodied into various versions, including ones in which Zhou Le dances, sings, plays guitar, and denounces his tutor. The most vicious one is the cover version of "With Chicken" edited by a certain blogger.

Zhou Le’s female fans collectively broke their guard and screamed one after another on the Internet:

"My brother is so great, why do you want to make fun of his songs?"

"I feel sorry for my brother..."

"Do you guys have any more lychees? Plum civet cat!"

"Joan of Arc roaring horse?"

"If you do this, you will ruin Lede's future!"

"I cried with anger. My brother is really pitiful."

"Heizi has no branches!"

“I beg my brother’s company to give them green corpse cold!”

In the past two days, Zhou Le has been arranging new songs with his dormitory brothers, while watching the excitement online. Seeing the wails of his female fans, Zhou Le is very happy. It's so interesting to see these gadgets break the defense!

They are really that kind of... very clear stupidity.

Can't you see it?

In fact, the incident between Zhou Le and Gunaliza has long since passed. Netizens don't care whether your idol is bad or not. They just have a unhappy life and come to the Internet to have a prank carnival.

The harder the female fans cry, the happier they are.

Zhou Le is as crazy as ever!

On Thursday afternoon, "Funeral Singer Zhou Le" made a formal response on Weibo, posting a video of his band's performance of "Yi Chicken's Jio" accompanied by suona, with the following text:

"You guys, take a good look at my lyrics and listen to my singing skills. You can't even play tricks on me! Rubbish!"

Chicken jio chicken jio~

The cool chicken manure wets the black feather suit

There are dung chickens whining on the stone road

The helpless chicken coop can only become more cruel

Everything is for the road to the cafeteria

The excrement that cannot be pushed away hides the intention

Who is pacing gently and clinging to

It's not too late yet

The knife that cuts it takes away the temperature

Every chicken has a turtle

Drawing different turtles

…

It's barbecue time

Let's bake it together

Kind chicken, I have fallen

The oven without the turtle

Please forgive my fat skin

Ah ya ya chicken it chicken it ah ya

…

If you follow Heizi's path, Heizi will have no way to go and no place to be ashamed of.

This video has over 100 million clicks, reposts, likes, and replies, setting a record in the history of Weibo and turning many netizens into followers...

So Zhou Le is so fun?

He didn't break the defense, but started playing with it himself.

Female fans burst into tears: "Brother, he is so strong!"

Zhou Le's self-deprecation brought the entire network's carnival to its climax.

The more obvious data is that Zhou Le's Weibo fans have increased to more than 8 million. Although most people still hate Zhou Le, the shady netizens like Zhou Le a little bit.

The idiots think that Zhou Le's version of "In the Name of the Chicken" becomes more interesting the more you listen to it, and it is much more exciting than "In the Name of the Father".

Even more outrageous is the Penguin new song list:

1·"Jio of Chicken"

2·"In the Name of the Father"

3. "The Punishment of Impulse"

Netizens gave Zhou Le new titles - Chicken God and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Needless to say, Chicken God, what Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles mean is that Zhou Le was able to resist the ultimate temptation after Gunaliza fell asleep and drew a turtle on her belly instead of doing other things, which also proved Zhou Le

Not a scumbag, but a straight man.

This is just like Xun Wukong went to pick peaches after he fixed the Seven Fairies, straight!

The next day, evening.

The live broadcast of "Happy Boys" in Shudu singing area 66 into 20 is about to start. The Internet is full of chicken gods, turtles and scumbags. Many people come to watch this show for Zhou Le.

Of course, there are far more sunspots than fans.

So what?

Zhou Le was not afraid and brought his band to the competition site on time. Since it was a competition at home, he brought his three boys from the dormitory with him. In this competition, you can bring your own accompanist.

The four people in the dormitory are all majoring in folk music, but they all play other instruments very well.

In the dormitory band, the eldest brother Zhou Le is the guitarist and vocalist, the second brother Zhang Chong is the keyboardist, the third child Zhao Qi is the bassist, and the fourth child Lin Zihao is very good at playing drums, so they can do rock music together.

Zhou Le's arrival is naturally the most dazzling presence in the background.

Almost all the players are looking at Zhou Le, partly because Zhou Le is extremely popular these days, and partly because Zhou Le is so strong.

Netizens can slander Zhou Le, they can criticize "In the Name of the Father" as being unpleasant, and they can scold "Impulsive Punishment" as tacky, but as professional contestants, they dare not underestimate Zhou Le's professional standards.

To be fair, Zhou Le's strength made all the players feel suffocated, and even the instructors were a little scared.

At eight o'clock in the evening, Xiangnan TV Station and Mango Video started live broadcast at the same time. The host was still introducing the four instructors, but the audience's enthusiasm could no longer be restrained.

The live broadcast of Mango Video was filled with barrage:

"The Chicken God is coming! The basil is shining!"

"Let's see the scumbag get eliminated."

"The program team won't let that guy withdraw from the competition?"

"Scumbags like this should be banned from the entire internet!"

"Are you going to eat rice with fragrant wings?"
To be continued...