1002 [The war continues to heat up]

Li He curled his lips: "You kid, you will say useless nonsense... Humph! Whether it works is OK or not, we will only know after we have tried it. Yes! That requires real talent and knowledge!"

Li He pointed at himself with a thumbs up: "When I was young, I studied ancient literature. I, Li, didn't have a talent, I just had a master's degree. I don't know what degree you have?"

Qin Hao pointed at his nose: "I? I have a master's degree!"

"Master's degree?" Everyone was stunned for a moment, and then they realized that Li He also realized that this guy was actually scolding him: "Boy, you..."

Li He calmed down and he didn't want to talk nonsense with this kid anymore...

"Let's talk about it? Should you first or I first? Or you first! Let's see what kind of pair you can make."

Qin Hao yawned: "I don't! You come first! Old guy, I have always respected the elderly..."

These words made Li He very angry again. This guy thought about it...

It’s better to beat him in the same way! This guy said: “Smoke locks the willows in the pond! Mr. Qin Hao, let’s talk?”

Qin Hao smiled faintly: "Is the Five Elements absolutely?" Li He's face changed slightly, and Wan Mubai asked: "Qin Hao, what are the Five Elements absolutely?"

Qin Hao laughed and explained: "It is said that in a test in the Qianlong period, the two candidates stood out, and it was difficult to distinguish. The examiner had to submit the test paper to Emperor Qianlong for imperial approval. After Qianlong read it, it was difficult to make a conclusion, so he said: "I will give a sentence tomorrow and order the two students to continue to match, and the best ones will be the top scholar." At this time, Qianlong was traveling to Jiangnan and heading to Hangzhou. The next morning, he saw the green willows on the banks of Xizi Lake and the beautiful scenery of the smoke and ducks, and the emperor happily wrote a sentence: "The smoke locks the willows on the pond."

"After seeing this sentence, the two candidates reacted differently: when A saw it, he was shocked and left in panic; B thought hard, but after a long time of no match, he left reluctantly. As a result, A was appointed by Qianlong as the top scholar, and the ministers were puzzled. Qianlong said: "The five characters in this sentence are all phonograph characters, and their radicals just form the five elements of 'Gold, Wood, Water, Fire and Earth'. Such a difficulty is absolute. A can determine that there is no match in an instant, and his talent is definitely higher than B's!" It is precisely because these five elements are both strange and extraordinary, and indeed not as expected by Qianlong, it has become a rare absolute in the past many years!"

"It was not until modern times that someone visited the Zhenhai Tower in Guangzhou that he was inspired by the ruins of the cannon towers downstairs and used the "Zhanhai City Tower". This pair of sentences not only conveys the spirit of "Zhen" to "Lock", but also the five-character radicals are exactly the same as the five-character radicals in the sentence. However, the sentence describes the beautiful scenery of nature with the green willows and smoke and the pond is green, while the sentence expresses the strong murderous aura of the cannon tower and the sea, which shows that it is difficult to match the artistic conception of the sentence! Furthermore, although the word of the parallelism is neat, the rhythm of the sound is not consistent. The sentence is "pingzu Pingping Pingzu", and the sentence is "pingzu Pingping Pingping". It can be seen that this pair of sentence is still poor."

Li He sneered: "Hmph! Since it's absolutely, I see how you are right!"

Qin Hao asked, "I wonder... have you been to Songhua River? When you are traveling to Songhua River at night... The pine trees in Jiangyan are inlaid with colorful outline lamps... This scene can be described just like the sentence "Lans inlaid with Jiangyan Pine" and it is just right, just the five elements, the word, the level and the artistic conception, all of them are in line with... The five elements are absolutely, and have been passed down for a hundred years, but in fact, it is just that!"

Wan Mubai and everyone were silent. After thinking for a while, Wan Mubai shouted: "Okay! Very wonderful! It's really absolute... Absolute!"

Li He looked depressed...but he did not give up!

"You come this time..."

Qin Hao was not polite, and said directly: "Zhejiang, Jiangsu and Zhejiang, three towers, towers, towers, towers in front of the Three Towers Temple!"

Li He's face changed... because this is absolutely true, in the Ming Dynasty...

Xie Jin, a talented man from Jiangnan, visited the Santa Temple in Zhejiang with his friend. His friend immediately said: "Zhejiang, Zhejiang, and Zhejiang, three pagodas, towers, towers, and towers in front of the Santa Temple." As a master of couplets, Xie Jin, in order to seek suitable couplets, almost unable to sleep all night. Although he thought so hard, he could no longer be corrected after only half of the sentence. It turned out that his couplet was: "Beijing North, Wutai Mountain, five-story platform..." Although the half sentence of this couplet was still good, since the end of the sentence was described with three consecutive "pagodas" characters, and if the end of the couplet was handled accordingly, five "pagodas" characters must be used to describe the "five-story platform", so that it is impossible to match the sentence. As far as the author knows, because the background of this sentence is so special, the couplet is still "absolute".

Li He pointed at Qin Hao: "Boy! You can... You won this game, let's do it again! It's my turn..."

"Dongta Temple, Dongpo Pavilion, Dongpo boiling snow, the snow auspicious years."

Qin Hao replied: "Bar West Lake, Xiling Society, Xiling Reading Books, and the calligraphy and paintings are strange."

"Okay..." Wan Mubai shouted...

Li He's face turned red... He never thought that this kid was really a little bit ink...

"I'll be the first..." Qin Hao thought for a while: "Well! Come to this... the province is Qian Province, the river is Wujiang, and the god is Black God. Why is it close to the south but the sky occupies the north? "

Li He was stunned. What if this kid knows so much?

According to historical records, during the Jiaqing period of the Qing Dynasty, Li Zong, the Minister of Rites, wrote an above couplet at the Wujiang Ferry outside Zunyi City, Guizhou. The couplet said: "The province is called Qian Province, the river is called Wujiang, and the god is called Black God. Why is it close to the south but the sky occupies the true color of the north?" In the sentence, the two words Guizhou in the sentence mean black, and in the direction, black represents the main color of the north. So why does the provincial name, Jiang name, and god name, be named after the black name of Heilongjiang in the north? Faced with such a sentence, it is indeed very difficult to answer correctly. It is said that no one can match this couplet for a long time.

However, recently, there have been a couplet, which says: "The cliff is called Hongya, the water is called Chishui, and the village is called Danzhai. It is a famous name in the present era just because people are nostalgic about the ancient country." Looking at this couplet, the parallelism is basically neat and the rhythm is basically in line with the rhythm. It seems that the couplet has indeed put some effort into it. However, it is hard to say whether the names of provinces, Jiang and gods in Guizhou are black.

Li He shook his head: "I can't match..."

Qin Hao smiled and said, "You are looking for a topic yourself, and you lose no matter how you play! Do you still have the face to continue playing?"

Li He was so angry that he smoked his mouth and nose. This kid was really hard to deal with...

"Boy, you know a lot of things, but... these are the only things left by the ancients. Do you dare to have a match with me on the spot, and then pk it~!"

Qin Hao smiled: "Play it! You are very trendy when you are old! I'm afraid you will be knocked out by k.o. I can't bear it in my heart! Hahaha..."

"Hmph!" Li He looked at a braised pot in front of him, and said: "With it... the pot is round and red, and the flames are brine and boiling!"

"The face is square and the skin is green, and the lungs are smoked in the center of the belly..." Qin Hao teased the other party. Indeed, Li He was almost angry and smoked in his mouth and nose, and his face turned green. He was unwilling to give up! He looked around again...

"The windows are bright and clean, and eight people eat at the table!"

Qin Hao smiled: "The eyes were dark and dirty, and he sprayed me with one word!"

"You..." This guy covered his heart: "Boy! You... dare you scold me! OK... Yes! I'm going to you to death!"

"In the private room, tigers are roaring and dogs are barking. The little Qin Hao is selling literary talent, it's funny and funny..."

"In front of everyone, the dragon is roaring, the pig is also yelling, the old and immortal slut is ridiculous..."

Li He compared himself to a tiger, Qin Hao to a dog, and even called Qin Hao showing off his literary talent, but Qin Hao was not willing to be outdone. He compared himself to a raptor, a fool, and said that this guy is immortal and pretends to be a literati and a poet. This makes Li He angry, with a master's degree, so unbearable...

"You...you...I..." Li He was completely anxious!

He suddenly remembered the swear words in the movie... But this guy was old and confused. He directly said "the guy who was at the disadvantage"...

Li He: "Grow trees at the grave of your family!"

Qin Hao: "You family bathtub is mixed with fish!"

Li He: "The fat fish and fruits ripen into my stomach!"

Qin Hao: "The fat fish and fruits ripen into my stomach!"

Then he realized that he had remembered the wrong way. Li He was so angry that he continued to curse: "You little bastard, I have a master's degree, will I lose to you as a garbage, waste?"

Qin Hao also directly counterattacked and replied: "You immortal, my dignified young man will lose to you, a disabled and mentally retarded?"

This tm is right? Everyone was speechless, Li He lost control: "I...I I...I...you...you you..." Immediately, Li He continued to get up: "You! You are just a little bastard...little bastard..."

Qin Hao curled his lips: "Do you want to scold people? I'm here to accompany you... You are immortal... Don't think I don't know your glorious history. You peek at women when you are three years old. You force women to peek at women when you are four years old. You are sworn in with dogs when you are six years old. You are flirting with pigs when you are seven years old. You sell your own mother as a chicken just to buy a game console. You are still playing at home. You are still pretending to be stupid. You shouted the slogan, "Little Overlord, you are so happy!" You are so angry that your father became a monk. When you were eight years old, you heard that your father teased the old nun in a nunnery in a temple, and then was beaten to death by an old Taoist priest. The last sentence your father said when he was dying was a stinky Taoist priest, dare to rob the master of the monk...' Then he died. When you were nine years old, you died in bed because of having sex with a few foreigners. You were tired and asked you to clean up. You couldn't find a girlfriend..."

"You...you...you..." Li He fell to the ground in anger and had a heart attack. Qin Hao curled his lips: "Just this psychological quality, I still play with me? Cao! Call your whole family over and scold you, and I scold you all so that your whole family will hang yourself together! I'm spoiled..."

Being everyone, it's really petrified...
Chapter completed!