The little eunuch smiled badly and said, "Can I say that?"

Xian Ailian glanced at her vaguely and said, "Say it!"

It is also a story about the wedding night of the bride and groom. The little eunuch told his "story":

On wedding night, the bride and groom couldn't do that thing. There were two thieves who made a hole in the wall and wanted to penetrate the wall and steal things. This hole happened to hit the bride and groom's bed. A thief just put his head into the hole when he heard the groom ask the bride: "Have you entered?" The bride said: "In", "How much have you entered?" "Just have you entered"

When the thief heard something was wrong, he immediately pulled out and said to the other thief: "Brother, it's wrong. They seem to have found it and are catching a turtle in the jar!" The other thief didn't believe it and hesitated: "No, why did you find it? We didn't make much noise, I'll try it." After that, the other thief stretched his head in again, and happened to catch the groom and asked the bride: "Have you entered again?" "Have you entered again." "Have you entered again?" "Have you entered again?" "Have you entered very deeply?" "Have you been much deeper than before."

When the thief heard this, he slipped out and ran away, shouting, "Brother, let it go quickly, otherwise it will be too late! Their family is very thief, and they are waiting for the donkey in the grinding road!"

The two thieves ran far away, but no one was chasing them back and discussed. They felt that the situation was suspicious. In order to find out the truth, they saw if the people in this family recognized them? In order to be on guard, they decided to go to this family again. The next day, the two thieves put on makeup and sold plums, carried a load of plums, and shouted loudly at the door of the house.

The bride and groom heard the gate shouting that there were plums to sell. For a fresh look, they also came out to join in the fun. The bride picked up the two largest plums, stood up, pointed at the plum, turned her head and asked the groom: "Does these two look like the two (eggs) last night?" The groom was embarrassed in front of the stranger, and blushed, saying: "It's not just like it, it's exactly the same."

When the two thieves heard this, they threw down their pick and ran away

Miss Xian was covered with the corners of her face, and the branches were shaking. The princess kept laughing, and finally asked, "Is there such a bad and stupid thief?"

The little eunuch said: "What good words can be given to scolding a thief?"

"Young Master said another one." Ai Lian stopped smiling and begged.

"I really can't tell you anymore. After I finish my business, I will accompany my wife to tell stories at home for fun every day."

"How big a thing does a young master take five years to complete?"

The little eunuch bent down and kissed his beloved wife. Just now, the two men turned into one "return". This time, the two men turned into one "mouth" (added layer) and then changed their faces and said solemnly:

"My wife, I am not an ordinary person. I am a minister in the court who came out to play and was persecuted by the treacherous ministers, so I ran wildly. Yesterday I passed by your village, and now I am about to set off immediately. If I leave in the morning, my head will have already landed."

The little eunuch said this roughly about his life experience and experience and his current situation.

Miss Xian Ailian was shocked and sweated coldly

"Do you regret it?" asked the little eunuch.

Miss shakes her head

"Are you scared?"

The lady shook her head again

"Why don't you speak?"

"I am worried about your safety. I have been worried about you for five years. How do you let me live this life?" Xian Ailian looked worried.

"After I return to the court, I will send someone to send you a letter, so you don't have to worry about it every day." The little eunuch comforted him.

"Why is that old thief Wang Shugui so bad?"

"It seems that he is still my grandfather!"

"Is there anyone who treats his grandchildren like this?"

"I won't say it anymore, my sweet lady has no time."

"I want to do it again, you let me wait for so long." The lady was shy and covered her eyes with the corner of the quilt.

"I really want it, but I really want it, but I can't," said the little eunuch with a smile. "I didn't unload the horse last night. All the things I used were also in the horse's rack. I changed it to an iron stirrup. The golden stirrup will be left for you to buy some land for five years. I will be sure to pick up people when the time comes."

After the little eunuch said that, he gave his wife another sweet kiss, and then quickly put on the clothes and went downstairs.

Miss Xian followed and said, "I'll prepare some food for you. Why is Miss Cao so careless? Can a sword help you eat and drink?"

The little eunuch fumbled for a long time, except for what he could not give, he didn't hesitate at all. He pulled out the imperial dagger from his boots with his waist and said:

"Lotus seeds, this is for you"

"No, no, no, no girl can play with swords and swords? I don't know how to fight. If you want to give it, give it to that stone!" Xian Ailian shook her head and said

The little eunuch is in trouble. It is not that the stone is valuable, but it is given to it by another heart. Now it is handed over to others, which is impolite to others.

"I can't bear to let it go? Forget it, I don't want it anymore, as long as you have me in your heart!" the lady teased.

"I forgot to tell you that this was given by Wuer Sultan, the girl from Fan family."

"I forgot to ask you, how many wives do you plan to marry in this life? Should I not be the last one?"

"I can't say it's right, let it go, it depends on how God has arranged it..." the little eunuch said stutteringly

Miss Ailian smiled and said coquettishly: "No shame!"

The little eunuch had just stepped on the back of the horse when suddenly he heard people shouting in the distance. He saw a large number of people coming and vaguely saw a large number of people coming to the house and kiss his beloved wife, then raised his head and clasped his fists and said:

"My wife, let's leave now, take care of yourself in the future!"

"Husband, you should take care of yourself too!" The lady couldn't help but burst into tears.

The little eunuch's figure disappeared into the dark night instantly
Chapter completed!