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Chapter 908 Can I Get a Refund? I Call You Dad!

Lin Hai was so happy that his stomach hurt. Isn’t it okay for this unlucky God of Wealth to keep fainting? Why should I wake up? Now, I vomited another mouthful of old blood, and I lost my Taoist practice for ten years.

After three minutes of silence for the God of Wealth, Lin Hai started the auction later!

However, Lin Hai also saw the success of the first two auction items. The things that women in the mortal world like are also very marketable in the Heavenly Court, and Lin Hai was too lazy to choose them, so he took out one and started auctioning them.

The third auction item is a blue peacock hairpin, which is many times more beautiful than those without a styling hairpins in the Heavenly Court. It was directly photographed by the Peacock Fairy with 50,000 merit points. This appearance was simply designed for her, and there were no other gods competing for it.

Immediately afterwards, the fourth, fifth, sixth... In a short while, twenty or thirty items were taken out. As soon as each item was taken out, it was immediately snatched by the gods.

These female things are unheard of and never seen. The male god wants to take pictures and give them to the Queen Mother, and the goddess wants to take pictures and use them. The auction price continues to hit new highs, which makes Lin Haile's mouth crooked.

After taking another shot, Lin Hai took out the next item casually.

"Uh...sanitary napkins!" Lin Hai was a little confused because he didn't know that the fairies in the sky were hundreds or thousands of years old, and did he still have any aunts?

"Forget it, I'll try sending it out first!"

Xiaohutuxian: Sanitary napkins, menstrual products for women, simple and easy to use, soft and hygienic!

Lin Hai was afraid that these gods would not know how to use them, so he found some pictures of the instructions for using sanitary napkins on the Internet and sent them together.

As a result, as soon as Lin Hai sent the message, the group immediately became lively again.

He Xiangu: Oh, it’s so annoying. Is this going to be so embarrassing? (There is a shy expression behind it)

Chang'e: @小小小小小, you are so bad, you actually auction such things!

Electromo: @小小小小小小, did you invent this? So talented! (There is a drooling expression behind it)

Zhu Bajie: @小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小�

Taibai Jinxing: Cough cough, it’s a cold weather! (There is a sweaty expression behind it)

Nezha: What is menstrual ritual? Can you eat it?

Dragon King of East China Sea: @Nezha, you can’t eat, you can drink! You can go home and ask your mother for it!

King Tota: @Dragon King of the East China Sea, Cao, what did you say? You are looking for trouble, right? @Nezha, do him!

Nezha: I'll go home now, cheer up the Hot Wheel, and then go to Donghai to fuck him!

Dragon King of East China Sea: @天天神天, I'm just a joke, what's the matter? Stop your little pussy, he can do it!

Mo Lihai: @小小小小小小, tell me how much the price starts. I can’t wait. We haven’t photographed one of the four of us yet!

Mo Liqing: That's it, hurry up! After the auction, I have to go to Donghai to see the fight.

...

Lin Hai considered that this sanitary napkin is a consumable product, and the auction is probably not good. It is better to set a affordable price to sell it directly, and then put it in Tianting Weishang for a long time.

Xiaohutuxian: A pack of sanitary napkins is priced at a price of 1,000 points!

"Damn it, it's so cheap?" The gods and immortals were already used to the heavenly level of the items in front of them, and they were a little uncomfortable for a moment. Moreover, this was a bargaining price, which means whoever got the fastest would be!

However, this thing made these gods hesitate a little. After all, they were all Chinese feudal society and even slave society. They became immortals during the primitive society, and their thoughts were not so open. Women's menstruation has made it difficult for them to speak of, let alone menstruation supplies.

As a result, the immortals hesitated and suddenly a message emerged in the group.

Demon Liqing: 10,000 merit points, I want them!

As soon as Mo Liqing sent the message, Taishang Laojun jumped out immediately.

Taishang Laojun: @歌六, congratulations, you will take the photo! 10,000 merit points, this sanitary napkin belongs to you! You are so awesome, you are the best! Immediately transfer the merit points to me, and you will take it home with the sanitary napkin! (There is a thumbs-up expression behind it)

Mo Liqing: Ah? Hehe, Laojun has won the award, but I secretly told you that among the four of us brothers, I am the smartest! I will transfer it to you now!

Lin Hai was stunned when he watched Taishang Laojun and Mo Liqing communicate, and then couldn't help laughing.

Damn, this Taishang Laojun is too harmful. He is afraid that Mo Liqing will react and will fool him first and can't find Bei.

Dingdong!

You sent a pack of sanitary napkins to Taishang Laojun!

Dingdong!

The Grand Lord of the Supreme One transfers 8,000 merit points to you!

Mo Lingqing: Haha, I finally took a photo. I will give this bag of sanitary napkins to Queen Mother as a birthday gift tomorrow!

Erlang Shen: @正版, idiot, you were fooled, hahahaha!

Zhu Bajie: So stupid, hahahaha, the old pig is so laughing to death!

Seven Fairies: @如克, brother, are you here to make fun of it?

Thunder God: @正版, Damn it, you are cheated by Laojun!

...

Mo Liqing: What do you mean? Did you see me taking a sanitary napkin and be jealous of me?

Mo Lihai: Damn, I understand. This time it’s a merit point of 1,000 yuan, not an auction, I’ll wipe it!

Magic Red: @Mo Liqing, you are numb, you scream without seeing it clearly!

Mo Lihai: It’s over, I’m losing a lot. I didn’t expect that with our brothers’ superb IQ, we would make such low-level mistakes. As expected, tigers also have time to take a nap! How can we still be in the high IQ world in the future!

Mo Liqing: @小姐免完, can you refund the money? I call you dad! As long as I return it to me, I can wash it off... You know! (There is a tearful expression behind it)

...

After a whole afternoon, Lin Hai auctioned about fifty or sixty items before the auction ended!

Those who took pictures were naturally full of joy. Those who didn’t take pictures could only sigh and continue to worry about what gifts the Queen Mother would give tomorrow. These were not within Lin Hai’s concern.

Dingdong!

As soon as I came out of the Heavenly Court trading group, someone suddenly talked about me privately. Lin Hai saw that it was Chang'e!

Chang'e: Yours, um, sanitary napkin, are there any more? (There is a shy expression behind it)

Xiaohutuxian: Yes, what's wrong?

Chang'e: Can you sell me a pack? (There is an expression covering my face)

Xiaohutuxian: Why do you use it?

"Uh..." Lin Hai sent it out without his brain, and he was speechless after he was sent out. Didn't he ask him knowingly? What else can the female fairy do if she wants a sanitary napkin?

Chang'e: I hate it, you are so terrible! (Behind is a little girl's shy stomping her feet)

Xiaohutuxian: Is the menstrual cycle coming?

Lin Hai asked tentatively.

Chang'e: Oh my, I'm so embarrassed! I won't buy it!

"I'll go, won't it?" Lin Hai was surprised. He didn't know what to do and understood that Chang'e had indeed been in the menstrual cycle. But what he didn't expect was that Liu Xinyue had been in the past two days, and the two of them even had the same thing!

"If Xinyue and Chang'e are not the same person, my brother will not believe anything!"

Chang'e said she didn't want it anymore, which was shameful. Lin Hai naturally wouldn't take it seriously, so she took out a packet and sent it to her.

Dingdong!

You sent Chang'e a pack of sanitary napkins.

Dingdong!

Chang'e transfers 1,000 merit points to you!

Chang'e: Thank you, goodbye! (There is a shy expression behind it)

Xiaohutuxian: Don’t be polite, just talk to me about the experience of using it after using it. (There is an expression of laughing with your mouth behind)

Chang'e: Baba, you are such a big bad guy, you ignore you! (There is an expression covering your face behind you)

After teasing Chang'e, Lin Hai smiled unconsciously on his face. Then he saw a lot of merit points in his wallet and couldn't help but become curious again.

"What's the use of this merit point?"

Except when Lin Hai first joined the group, he saw that the gods and immortals were buying things with merit, and listening to the gods and immortals chatting, the salary they paid was also merit points. The Lin family naturally understood the merit points as circulating currency in the heavenly court, which was equivalent to money in the mortal world.

But these gods and immortals have great magical powers and should have nothing to lack. Why do some gods, like the four generals of the Demon family, have so poor that they don’t even have to wear pants? Where did they spend their merits?

Lin Hai vaguely felt that this merit was not simple, and he should be able to buy very important things!

With a lot of questions in mind, Lin Hai directly found Sun Wukong's WeChat.

Little Hutuxian: Great Sage, are you here or not? Let me ask you something?
Chapter completed!
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