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Chapter 831 The Chaotic Heavenly Court

Sun Wukong: Oh? It's OK now? (There is a surprise expression behind it)

Lin Hai had already told Sun Wukong about the entire plan before, and Sun Wukong could not wait long ago.

Little Hutuxian: Yes, Great Sage, now you can go to the group and pretend to be pitiful. (There is an expression of laughing with your mouth behind)

Sun Wukong: Ahha, okay, okay, I, Lao Sun, let’s go!

After ending the conversation with Sun Wukong, Lin Hai opened the Heavenly Court transaction group and checked the information for the past few days.

In today's Heavenly Court trading group, the gods and gods inside are complaining. Seeing that the Queen Mother's birthday is approaching, the gifts they prepared are gone. How can we not be anxious? Moreover, some unlucky guys have lost three or four times.

Now, they are all helpless. The gifts given to the Queen Mother cannot be ordinary. In order to prepare gifts, the immortals collect rare treasures everywhere, and the cost is naturally high. Some of them even lost everything, but no one can stand the loss one after another.

Especially some relatively poor people, like the four generals of the Demon family who stand guard at Nantianmen, now they all wear big red shorts to work every day, and they can’t afford to wear poor pants.

The middle-class gods are living a tight life. After work, they have to work part-time to subsidize their household income. The Seven Fairies set up street stalls, selling bellybands and small Nene that they passed through. Taibai Jinxing rolled his eyes every day to pretend to be blind, squatted at the Nantianmen to set up a divination stall. Erlang Shen brought Xiaotian Dog and Putianying to set up a circus...

Lei Gong's family is not easy. Fortunately, the Electromother is skillful and has good needlework. She has gotten a bunch of green wool. She can knit several hats a day. She stands on the street and sells them. The gods who bought the hats keep waving their hats, saying that the Electromother's work is so good that Lao Lei is blessed that Lei Gong at home is so happy that he can't even close his mouth.

Even if you are rich in daily life, you have to make careful calculations and save money.

The interior decoration of the Tota Heavenly King Pagoda had to be paused. The Giant Spirit God snotted and cried every day, blocking the door and asking for wages, which made the Tota Heavenly King dare not even leave the door.

Even the little Nezha and Hongboy dropped out of school because their family could not afford the tuition. Every day, Nezha stepped on the hot wheels and shouted fresh dragon meat all over the streets, slaughtering and selling, and became a mobile vendor.

Red Boy is even more miserable. He went directly to Taishang Laojun's house to work as a child laborer, and was responsible for burning fire. However, it is said that life is very comfortable and he eats shiny every day. He happily calls Taishang Laojun Dad, but Taishang Laojun has been much darker recently.

There are also people with a strong temper and furious spirit, especially the God of Wealth. It is said that the blood he vomited was dyed half of the East China Sea red. As a result, the Dragon King of the East China Sea sued the Jade Emperor on the grounds of polluting the environment and claimed a compensation of 10 billion yuan of merit points.

The God of Wealth, who had lost something, suffered a huge lawsuit because of his loss of something, suffered a huge amount of slander. He was even more angry and blood squirted, which turned the West Sea red again.

Just as the Dragon King of the West Sea was ecstatic and went to file for compensation, the Dragon King of the South Sea and the Dragon King of the North Sea were carrying two stinky hairtail fish that had been dead for unknown days and had been dancing with flies, they came to the door to ask for the God of Wealth.

The God of Wealth thought that the two dragon kings knew that they had vomited blood and turned into acquired anemia. They came to visit him with gifts, held the hands of the two dragon kings, and burst into tears. They were so moved. Finally, they understood what it means to see true love in times of adversity. Heaven is still a world full of love!

But as a result, the two dragon kings expressed their intentions with a flattering look on their faces and told the God of Wealth that the Dragon King of the West Sea had already filed a complaint and claimed compensation. When the God of Wealth was vomiting blood for a while, they could even vomit some of them. They would never forget the God of Wealth's great kindness and virtue. The God of Wealth was so angry that he vomited blood on the spot for an hour.

When the two dragon kings saw their sea areas, they were all dyed red. They were excited and praised the God of Wealth vigorously and enthusiastically called their good friends for the rest of their lives. While throwing down the God of Wealth, who had lost too much blood and was almost dead, they ran to the Jade Emperor to file a complaint and claim compensation.

In short, in the current Heavenly Court, due to the continuous loss of birthday gifts, all the immortals understood that this matter must have been done by Sun Wukong, but unfortunately, there was no evidence, and no one dared to say it. Otherwise, if the monkey is annoyed, you will have to make trouble.

At this moment, these funny gods were all listless, all complaining in the group, telling their own misery, and even more, they started advertising in the group, trying every means to earn more merit.

Seven Fairies: Alas, all the little Necklaces sold out, and only this one left on them is left. I will sell them tonight and I will only be able to hang in the neutral gear tomorrow. (There is a shy expression behind it)

Magic Red: @Seven Fairies, marry me, let’s get married naked!

Zhu Bajie: @天子子, hehe, fairy, tomorrow you can wear a pair of pants with my old pig. My old pig has big pants, so let's squeeze them together. (There is a drooling expression behind it)

Lei Gong: Wholesale cuckolds, this god personally endorses it, my family A Dian personally delivers the goods to the door, and everyone who bought them has agreed! Large discounts, first come, first served! (There is a Thunder God wearing cuckolds and taking selfies for a selfie)

Nezha: Fresh dragon meat is now slaughtered and sold. From now on, the ordinary dragon, dragon prince, and the four seas dragon king package will be launched. Buy the Dragon King package and give away one Dragon Prince. Buy the Dragon Prince and give away one Ordinary dragon. All packages will be 20% off. The price will be reduced and the guests will be rewarded!

Dragon King of East China Sea: @Nezha, little pussy, you are in a rebellion. You dare to sell the meat of our four brothers! (There is an angry expression behind it)

The Dragon King of the West Sea: @Nezha, the third prince, it’s too much, Lao Long, I have never offended you!

Dragon King of Beihai: Damn, who has customized the North Sea Dragon Prince’s Set, my 578th Prince, disappeared last night! (There is a crying expression behind it)

The Dragon King of the South China Sea: @天天天天, don’t pretend to be invisible, come and take care of your little pussy! (There is an angry expression behind it)

King Tota: Cough, children are self-reliant and drop out of school to start a business. They are a role model for the new generation of heaven. Please give young people some tolerance and support their business. In addition, children are small businesses and don’t have to pay credit!

Dragon King of East China Sea: @Tota Heavenly King, tolerate your uncle, and if you don’t care about your little boy, this Dragon King will cut off your daily water!

The Dragon King of the South China Sea: @天天天天, yes, the water for flushing the toilet has also been cut off!

Giant God: @天天天天, boss, please pity me. I have an 80-year-old mother above and a hungry baby below. The whole family lives on my salary. Just pay me some money. The wages of migrant workers cannot be owed! (There is a crying expression behind it)

Yue Lao: Extra good news, great news, and launch a random couplet business from now on. No matter who you want to tie the red line with, you can do it. As long as the price is affordable, tie you up with the Queen Mother! The red line is valid for one day. Please consult privately for details!

Mo Liqing: I'm thinking about tying up with Chang'e, but there's no merit. Alas, I'm so poor that the Queen Mother's birthday ceremony has not yet been settled. (There is a crying expression behind it)

Day Trip: @天天天天, are you still looking for someone there? I want to work part-time jobs for the next night, and quickly earn some merit and buy gifts, hoping not to be stolen again. (There is a prayer expression behind it)

Master Zhang Tian: This Master has been stolen four times, I feel so sorry for me. Just now, I have already drawn small circles on the ground. Mom, if you steal my birthday gift, I will curse you that you don’t have little Jiji! (There is a crying expression behind it)

...

Lin Hai almost burst into laughter when he looked at the messy information on the screen.

Damn, I was originally thinking about helping Sun Wukong obtain the qualification to participate in the Peach Banquet and get some good things by the way. Unexpectedly, such a simple thing would make the heavenly court chaotic.

And at this moment, Sun Wukong finally appeared.

Sun Wukong: Oh, don’t complain, you guys, don’t complain, I, Lao Sun, gets annoyed!
Chapter completed!
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