Chapter 1268 Smoke a cigarette and calm down(1/2)
However, Lin Hai didn't plan to let Taishang Laojun go, so he found Red Boy again.
Little Hutuxian: Good brother, loyal!
After Lin Hai finished speaking, he smashed Wahaha’s calcium milk, Sprite, and spicy strips directly!
Dingdong!
You sent a version of Wahaha ad calcium milk to Red Boy.
Dingdong!
You sent a box of Sprite to Red Boy.
Dingdong!
You sent thirty packs of spicy strips to Red Boy!
Red Boy: Big Immortal, what's going on! (There is a drooling expression behind it)
Little Hutuxian: Good brother, be loyal! Help your brother do something!
Red Boy: Let’s burn the hairs that had just grown on Taishang Laojun’s head and bald, right? Wait, I’ll go now!
Red Boy was so sophisticated that he was ready to take action without saying a word, but Lin Hai hurriedly stopped him.
Little Hutuxian: Don’t worry, I haven’t finished speaking yet!
Red Boy: Daxian, you say, just say it! You are so good, let alone burn your hair, it’s fine if you roast it!
Baked? Damn, this naughty kid is too cruel. He can even do this to the Emperor Taishang Laojun.
Xiao Hutuxian: There is no need to, this time I helped me burn the butt of Taishang Laojun!
Red Boy: Let him show his butt? Hahaha, it's fun, fun, look at it!
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The Heavenly Court suddenly became in chaos, and all the immortals were in the Heavenly Court trading group, and they started to condemn them indignantly.
Tota Heavenly King: Refuse to steal and return my treasures!
Giant Spirit God: It is not easy for famous farmers to make money, so I will pay back my hard-earned money!
Seven Fairies: You need treasures, justice, and explanations!
Mo Liqing: I want big shorts!
God of Wealth: Melon seeds, mineral water, small stools are sold in front of the veins, blood books are written, banners are made, and cursed on the streets!
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Taishang Laojun: Don’t be impulsive, I didn’t steal everyone’s treasures!
Mo Lihong: Stop talking nonsense, Hongboy has seen it!
Zhu Bajie: I saw it too!
Tieguai Li: Fairy He also saw it!
Nezha: The Dragon King of the East China Sea also saw it when you were taking a bath!
Dragon King of East China Sea: @Nezha, little pussy, when will I peek at Laojun taking a bath? (There is an annoying expression behind it)
Nezha: Just last time, you two washed together, and they were so slutty that they laughed!
Dragon King of the East China Sea: @Nezha, get out of your mom, let’s talk nonsense, I’ll beat you!
Nezha: @The God of Wealth, can you collect dragon meat? Fresh dragon meat!
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Seeing the chaos in the group, Lin Hai was so happy that he wanted to take away his brother's things alone, but he didn't even have a door!
Xiaohutuxian: @天天天天, I didn’t expect you to be such a person. Return the treasure to us quickly, otherwise you will burn your Tushita Palace!
Lin Hai began to set the rhythm, and the funny god behind him immediately followed.
Zhu Bajie: @天天天天, I didn’t expect you to be such a person. Return the treasure to us quickly, otherwise you will burn your Tushita Palace 1
Thunder God: @天天天天, I didn’t expect you to be such a person. Return the treasure to us quickly, otherwise you will burn your Tushita Palace 2
Night Travel God: @天天天天, I didn’t expect you to be such a person. Return the treasure to us quickly, otherwise you will burn your Tushita Palace 3
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Red Boy: I was wrong, it was not burning the Tushita Palace, but burning the butt! Hahahaha!
Taishang Laojun: @Red Boy, little bastard, why are you biting my butt? Oh my butt is on fire. Shuide Xingjun, come and put out the fire...
Electromo: @天天天天, if there is a fire in front, remember to find someone to destroy it! (There is a shy expression behind it)
Lei Gong: @Dianmu, ADian, can you put out the fire? I haven’t known for so many years, you are so talented!
God of Wealth: The trousers of the Taishang Laojun have a ripped hole and they run naked. Welcome to watch it. The ticket price is 1,000 points of merit!
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The group was lively for a long time before gradually calming down. The old man of Taishang made a big ugly, and under pressure, he returned all the treasures to the gods. Only these funny guys were very happy.
But soon, a bigger storm swept the heavens.
Many parents who went to school in Tianting School said that they had a fight with their wives all night that day, and directly handled the child's withdrawal the next day, which made Taishang Laojun confused and complained that he suffered heavy losses.
What was even more depressed was that Princess Iron Fan actually came to the Tushita Palace with great momentum. It is unknown what happened. But the next day, someone found that there were a few scratches on the face of Taishang Laojun.
Of course, Lin Hai, the initiator of these things, was naturally extremely relieved after learning the news, and he couldn't even close his mouth when he smiled.
But soon, Taishang Laojun came to the door.
Taishang Laojun: Little guy, he is playing hard enough!
Xiaohutuxian: Laojun, what did you say? I don’t understand? (There is a confused expression behind it)
Lin Hai was holding back his laughter. Of course he couldn't admit such a thing, because there was no evidence for Taishang Laojun.
Taishang Laojun: Stop pretending. In order to soothe my injured heart, I decided to increase the pumping of Tianting Weidian and Baibao Pavilion by an additional 10%.
"Damn, I'm shameless!" Lin Hai was immediately anxious. What else could he make money!
Xiaohutuxian: Laojun, don’t you play like this, right?
Taishang Laojun: Stop talking nonsense, just settle down! Come and put a cigarette on Tianting Weidian. My heart is bleeding. I want to smoke a cigarette and calm down.
"I want cigarettes? Hehe!" Lin Hai's eyes lit up. Are you begging for your brother?
Xiaohutuxian: Sorry, the cigarettes are gone!
Taishang Laojun: Damn, no! I am addicted to smoking. Tell me that I have nothing to do? Don’t fix it. Get some for me quickly. Just give me one first!
Xiaohutuxian: This is probably a bit difficult! (There is a helpless expression behind it)
Taishang Laojun: Damn, you take advantage of the situation to rob!
Little Hutuxian: Congratulations, you answered correctly! (There is an expression of laughing covering your mouth and laughing behind you)
Taishang Laojun made him suffer such a big loss and even increased his pumping. How could he get him cheap?
Taishang Laojun: You are ruthless, tell me, what are the conditions?
Xiao Hutuxian: The heaven and earth creation pill mentioned earlier, let’s first add ten or eight.
Taishang Laojun: Do you think that is sugar pills? (There is an annoying expression behind it)
Lin Hai smiled coldly and stopped talking. Anyway, Laojun is begging him now, so he is not in a hurry.
Just waste it!
After more than ten minutes, Taishang Laojun couldn't hold back his anger.
Taishang Laojun: You are ruthless! It’s too uncomfortable to smoke without cigarettes, it’s cheap! A heaven and earth creation pill, exchange for ten Chinese cigarettes.
Xiao Hutuxian: No, no, no, a Chinese cigarette, exchange for ten heaven and earth fortune pills!
Taishang Laojun: Do you know how expensive the heaven and earth creation pill is? (There is an annoying expression behind it)
Little Hutuxian: I only know that things are precious because they are rare! (There is a cute expression behind them)
Taishang Laojun: You are too dark, this ratio is absolutely impossible!
Xiaohutuxian: It’s not black, not black at all. Compared to you, it’s far worse than you! Oh, Tieguai Li has also become addicted to smoking. Sorry, only the last cigarette is left. If you don’t want it, sell it!
Taishang Laojun: Wait for a moment! Wait for a moment!
Xiaohutuxian: Do you want it or not? Tieguai Li is still waiting!
The Supreme Laojun: You are ruthless! You are so cheap! I can’t wait to send the cigarette!
Xiao Hutuxian: You first launch the Heaven and Earth Creation Pill!
Taishang Laojun: Damn, can you still trust my character?
Little Hutuxian: Wow, you are so smart, you know that I can’t trust your character!
Taishang Laojun: Your sister! I have you, I have accepted it!
To be continued...