Chapter 2 Celebrities complaining party, start complaining

Lu Ang's first sentence in the opening was full of novelty, and he even directly criticized the program crew.

The audience, who had been bored, dozing off, or playing with their mobile phones, suddenly became energetic and turned their curious eyes towards Lu Ang.

Lu Ang paused for a moment and then immediately continued:

"Everyone here must have never thought that a little transparent person with no reputation would be invited to participate in "Celebrity Roast". Yes, even I didn't think of it."

"Although our program has invited unpopular or outdated stars more than once or twice, by inviting me this time, I think it has really reached its limit. If this continues, I suggest that this program should be renamed.

Don't call it "Celebrity Roast", just call it "How Many People Are There in the Entertainment Industry You Don't Know"!"

Lu Ang's self-deprecating rant immediately aroused laughter from the audience, and the whole atmosphere became lively. All the audience sat up and looked at Lu Ang eagerly on the stage, expecting Lu Ang to take over.

Come down to speak.

"I'm a trainee, I haven't officially debuted yet, and I haven't even played a supporting role. Today, I'm very excited to perform with these semi-famous senior artists, but today's lineup, how do you feel about it?

Woolen cloth?"

"It seems that before I debuted or became popular, I was already out of date."

"Hahahaha!" The audience laughed again.

Originally, because of Lu Ang's self-deprecating opening remarks, the six guests became interested in him and wanted to see what he was going to say next and what the effect would be. If he had a strong stage sense and good talent in variety shows, they could also give him some support.

Maybe it can add to the strength of your own faction.

However, this section was full of firepower, with no distinction between target and target, insinuating that the people who came to this show were stale and has-been, and the comments were so sharp that they made several people look very ugly.

It's just that the show is being broadcast live at this time, so they can only applaud and smile.

But don't mention how awkward I feel.

However, they did not know that this was just an appetizer, and more intense artillery fire was waiting for them next.

Next to the camera.

The director looked at the screenwriter aside with a surprised look on his face and said, "Did you write the script in Lu Ang's hand?"

The screenwriter quickly shook his head: "No, no."

How dare they write such a black program if it even offends people.

Even if the director agrees, he doesn't have the guts. If he offends people severely, or even offends the people behind them, and gets scolded or banned for a trivial matter, then he will lose his job!

The director's face suddenly darkened. Since it was not given by the screenwriter, it could only be Lu Ang's own improvisation.

What if Lu Ang talks too much about being gay and makes the guests fall out on the spot, it will be a serious live broadcast accident!

Even if these guests don't fall out on the spot and get angry with the program crew afterwards, he will still have to take the blame.

The idea of ​​temporarily scheduling a live broadcast immediately came to his mind.

But at this moment, a message from the producer stopped him.

"This young man's complaints on stage are very effective! The number of comments is soaring! The interaction data is very good, continue!"

The director was a little surprised, but since the producers had spoken, he had no worries.

Although the entertainment industry is very concerned about connections and appearance, this manuscript was not given by them. Lu Ang on the stage was making random comments on his own. As long as the producer and the producer behind it, Penguin Group, were there to support him, at least he would not be affected.

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The director showed a very interested expression, stared at Lu Ang who continued to fire up the stage, and touched his chin.

Lu Ang paused on the stage, waiting for the audience's burst of laughter to end, and then continued: "Now, I will officially start."

He first turned his attention to the star of the show: Zhang Wei.

"We all know Mr. Zhang Wei, a famous rock musician who is known as the third generation leader of Chinese rock music."

"This leader is also very successful. We have never heard of the fourth generation of Chinese rock music, and it cannot be shaken by the third generation."

"Before our teacher Zhang debuted, he was very good at studying, especially foreign languages."

"He has studied foreign languages ​​​​hard for a period of time and has mastered the languages ​​​​of many countries."

"It was only later that he suddenly realized, why bother?"

"Why copy the words together? Music knows no national boundaries. An excellent Chinese lyricist, Mr. Zhang!"

Zhang Wei, who was unprepared, was stunned for a moment when he heard the black spot was suddenly exploded. Then he opened his mouth and fell into a sluggish state.

"There are people on the Internet who say that Teacher Zhang's music is vulgar. I don't understand it. I have to be fair again. People who say this, are you feeling guilty? You have to say that Teacher Zhang's music is vulgar. Even if it is really vulgar, it's just that the original singer is vulgar.

Why don’t you go criticize the original singer?”

"Hahahaha!" The audience burst into laughter.

Zhang Wei, who was sitting at the guest table, looked blue and white. He formed a rock band when he was young, and many of his original music became popular in China.

Although some borrowed from foreign songs, they were just borrowed!

Can a musician’s affairs be counted as plagiarism?

When this incident was exposed, his reputation took a turn for the worse and his popularity plummeted. It was the biggest pain in his heart and his biggest black spot.

However, people in the entertainment industry will not make fun of him with such dirty information. In any case, he has had his glory days and is considered a senior.

But I didn't expect that a little-known trainee would say it bluntly on stage.

He almost couldn't help but throw the cup and leave.

Even when the camera came over, he still had a dark face and couldn't force a smile to face him.

Lu Ang glanced at Zhang Wei and saw that this guest with the highest status was already showing signs of breaking out, and he suddenly became excited.

Quick, quick! Explode! Don’t bear it! Come and block me!

He is even more energetic:

"Of course, Teacher Zhang Wei also explained that he is the tailor of music."

"I think you can be a tailor. Can you buy your own cloth? Others make clothes, and you cut them for others. Others use their music to speak, and you use other people's works to speak."

The audience burst into thunderous applause and once again burst into laughter.

"Awei, come down and talk. It's a live broadcast now, don't fall out on stage." Li Lulu, who was sitting next to Zhang Wei, felt that Zhang Wei couldn't help but get up and was about to fall out, so she immediately pulled him down.

She and Zhang Wei are old acquaintances and are also the best friends among the guests on the scene. This online variety show is nothing, but the Penguin Group behind it is a very important investor in the industry. There is no need to rely on a show with great influence.

It was a small program that offended the Penguin Group.

Although it is live broadcast now, it is just a street show and the number of viewers is not large.

The program video released later allowed the program team to cut out all Lu Ang's parts.

Zhang Wei, who couldn't stand it anymore, took a deep breath and sat down again after hearing Li Lulu's words.

Yes, there is no need to affect his image on stage for such a little guy.

The plagiarism incident has passed, and even if he is complained about again, it will not have much impact on him.

But if he is exposed to negative news such as having a small belly, falling out during a live broadcast, etc., he might fall over again.

Wait until the show is over before dealing with this guy!

The other guests on the stage looked at Lu Ang with different expressions.

Zhang Wei's decline in popularity has a lot to do with the revelation of plagiarism.

Because of the plagiarism incident, Zhang Wei was involved in a public controversy for a long time, and it took a lot of effort and connections to get over it.

It had only been two years, and the wound hadn't healed yet, so Lu Ang was rubbing salt into Zhang Wei's wound again.

It’s really too cruel!

It’s really too fierce!

This is obviously not a script given by the program team.

How can you still survive in the entertainment industry if you tell these things bluntly?

Could it be that this kid has some incurable disease, his mentality has collapsed, and he wants to drag them to finish playing together?!

The guests who have not been called yet feel a strong sense of uneasiness in their hearts.

"Everyone knows that Sister Lu is a good friend of Teacher Zhang." Lu Ang's eyes turned to Li Lulu next to Zhang Wei.

When Li Lulu saw the camera facing her, she smiled, but this smile looked a little forced.

"Sister Lu is very cute and has a very straightforward personality. Someone once challenged her online, saying that her acting skills were not good, and then she said that my acting skills are a Mount Everest higher than yours."

"Shouldn't you be doing this? Aren't you an actor? My level of riding an electric donkey is one Kilimanjaro higher than yours! Did I say that?"

"And in recent years, many of the movies with ratings of 3.0 to 4.0 on the Internet are made by you. What, where is your Mount Everest? The crew won't let you take it?"

"I once won the Golden Bull Award for Best Actress at the age of 16, and now I look at Sister Lu. She is being criticized as the queen of bad movies. Sister Lu has used her growth to tell us a truth. No matter how high the talent is, it can be acquired through unremitting efforts.

Destroy it with all your efforts!”

As the audience applauded and laughed enthusiastically again, the corners of Li Lulu's eyes twitched unnaturally. She couldn't maintain the smile on her face, so she could only hold her hands tightly, with a dark face, and stared at the stage.
To be continued...