[007] True Yang salivation!
That was when I was very young...
One time I was fighting with a neighbor's kid and accidentally hit him on the forehead with the back of my hand. I didn't use much force at the time, but ended up knocking him out?
Later, my grandfather even took me to his house to apologize, and warned me very sternly: If you hit someone with the palm of your hand, you will hit your soul with the back of your hand. Never hit someone with the back of your hand again in the future.
It is said that if you hit someone with the back of your hand, you will not only hit the other person's body, but even the other person's soul!
I didn't believe it at the time and thought he was scaring me. But now it seems that what my grandfather said was actually true?
Thinking about it, I got a little excited. If this was really the case, what the hell would I be afraid of?
I remembered it!
Grandpa seems to have said that willow branches can fight ghosts, as can peach branches...
The question is where can I find willow branches or peach branches now?
Child urine?
No, there is Tian Ying next to me...
"careful!"
I was still in a daze, but the fat man suddenly pushed me: "Run! He's here again!"
"ah?"
I was startled, and then I reacted, but it was too late!
His speed was so fast, and he grabbed my arm as soon as he came up, so I couldn't hit him with the back of my hand.
"Oops!"
I thought something was wrong, and I just wanted to ask Fatty to come over and help. Unfortunately, before I could say anything, he was kicked out by Tian Shouren and hit the ground hard!
"Fat man!"
I called him, but there was no response. I couldn't help but feel shocked, angry, and more afraid...
But then I had another flash of inspiration, and almost instantly, another way to restrain ghosts came to my mind: true ejaculation!
The so-called true male saliva is actually blood on the tip of the tongue!
According to my grandfather's notes, the tip of the tongue is one of the places where Yang Qi is most abundant in the human body, so its blood can almost innately restrain spiritual creatures.
"bring it on!"
I felt cruel in my heart and bit the tip of my tongue without hesitation.
The heartbreaking pain hit me instantly, but I obviously couldn't care about it anymore. I took a quick breath and sprayed it all on Tian Shouren's face.
At the same time, I prayed silently in my heart: "Grandpa, grandpa, please don't lie to me, otherwise your eldest grandson will have to answer here today..."
Fortunately, grandpa did not lie to me!
Then I heard Tian Shouren's scream, and a puff of green smoke quickly rose from his face, and then he let go of me...
"Very good!"
My face was full of surprise and joy. It seemed that this "True Yang Saliva" really worked. The effect was immediate. Almost instantly, Tian Shouren's face was corroded beyond recognition and dripping with blood!
Then I kicked him out hard...
"dad!"
Tian Ying became anxious at that time and subconsciously ran towards Tian Shouren who was not far away.
"do not go!"
I was startled and hurriedly stepped forward to stop her, but unfortunately she didn't appreciate it. Instead, she yelled at me viciously: "Asshole! How could you do such a heavy hand?"
"If something happens to my dad, I can't forgive you!"
"I……"
My face turned pale because of her anger, and I thought to myself, "Are you blind?"
Didn't you see that your father was so vicious just now that he almost killed me and Fatty?
I was too lazy to pay attention to her and hurriedly stepped forward to check on the fat man. Fortunately, this kid was thick-skinned and thick-skinned. Apart from a few minor injuries, he seemed to be fine...
I breathed a sigh of relief and quickly went over to check Tian Shouren's condition. Unexpectedly, this guy also returned to normal?
All the black energy on the forehead has dissipated, and even the face that was originally corroded by "True Yang Saliva" has returned to its original state, and is a little more rosy than before?
"Very good!"
Tian Ying was overjoyed and hugged me fiercely: "Thank you! Thank you for your publicity!"
But I felt a little chilled, not because of what she just said, but because she felt a little unworthy of the fat man, because from the beginning to the end, she never asked him about his situation, let alone went over to take a look at him...
"It's okay!"
I waved my hand and pushed Tian Ying away. I really didn’t want to have anything to do with her. Since her father was fine, there was no need for me to stay here anymore...
"sorry!"
Tian Ying obviously noticed something, apologized hurriedly, and then asked me about the fat man.
I shook my head, indicating that he was okay, and then I helped the fat man up.
But just at this moment, Master Long, who was scared to death just now, suddenly turned back. Seeing that the situation was actually under our control, a flash of surprise flashed in his eyes.
Then he turned his attention to me: "What did you do?"
I rolled my eyes at him and ignored him at all. I carried the fat man on my back and walked directly to the door...
"Wait a moment!"
The other party suddenly stopped me, and said with a full face of praise: "Little brother, is it okay? I didn't expect that you are also a fellow-minded person. Let's talk about it when we have time?"
"Not interested in!"
I was not in a good mood to begin with, but when he stopped me like this, my anger almost immediately rose, and my attitude was naturally not very good.
In fact, I was already very restrained, but the other party obviously didn't think so, and said angrily: "Young people don't know the bounds of heaven and earth. They say you are fat, but you still have sex with me, right?"
"Do you really think it's great that you were lucky enough to suppress the ghost energy in Director Tian?"
"that is!"
As soon as he finished speaking, Tian Ying's brother suddenly barged in, his face full of indignation and said: "Why are you talking to our Master Long?"
"Master Long is the leading Feng Shui master in Chongqing. He wants to communicate with you. It's your honor. What's your attitude?"
"Grandmaster?"
I glanced at him and became more and more disdainful. I thought to myself, "What a bullshit master! He can run faster than a rabbit and can't even deal with a ghost. How dare he claim to be a master?"
"Go away!"
I was too lazy to pay attention, and carried the fat man on my back and headed straight for the elevator outside the door.
Although I have just examined the fat man, I am not a professional after all. Just in case, I want to take him to the outpatient clinic downstairs for another examination...
Unexpectedly, as soon as I entered the elevator, the fat man woke up and asked hurriedly: "How is it? Uncle Tian, is he okay?"
"It's okay!"
I waved my hand and said with a very annoyed look on my face: "You should care about yourself first, right?"
"Do you feel anything uncomfortable?"
"That's not true!"
The fat man shook his head and stretched his muscles. He refused to go downstairs with me to check. Instead, he insisted on going back to see how Tian Shouren was doing.
I couldn't resist him, so I had to go back with him. As soon as we got out of the elevator, we happened to bump into brother and sister Tian Ying coming out of the ward?
"Son of a bitch!"
Tian Ying's brother came up and scolded: "How dare you come back?"
"explain!"
"What exactly did you do to my father?"
"Um?"
Chapter completed!