Chapter 2076: Tricky sequelae

What can I have in my pants pocket?

If it’s not a talisman, it’s just snacks from Xiaozhi and Wushuang, what else can there be!

I think Wushuang, this bastard, is getting more and more outrageous. This kind of thing doesn't seem like a big deal, but you have to be considerate because of the weird inheritance system of the Rongmen. Linglong is both Jingyu's sister and wife.

My wife was obsessed with a wretched man and even had her underwear stolen. Can that be called a trivial matter? It's more like life and death. In such a crisis-ridden environment, if something went wrong internally, wouldn't it just cost someone's life?

I was just thinking about how to resolve this matter, but this bastard interrupted me at this time, because he was just a kid, and messed up my train of thought.

I turned my head and glared at him fiercely, but my eyes still drifted to my trouser pocket, and I saw a piece of pink stuff exposed on my trouser pocket...

This is……

I don’t remember having such a thing on me!

So I easily pulled the thing out of my trouser pocket, and with a "crash", the thing was shaken open.

Then……

The entire tomb fell silent for an instant, even the brother and sister Jing Yu Linglong who were furious earlier were no exception. Everyone's eyes were fixed on the thing in my hand.

That is...a pair of underwear!!!

"That's...my...lost underwear..."

Linglong squeezed out such words from her mouth like a puppet.

My whole body felt like it was struck by lightning!!

When did I do this?

Why do I have no impression at all?!

The eyes of everyone were like countless little bugs crawling on my body, which made me feel uncomfortable all over and caused goosebumps to appear in patches.

After a long time, I raised my head with difficulty, because my neck was stiff. When I raised my head, the bones in my neck made a clear "click, click, click" sound. Then I looked at Linglong with dull eyes, and said slowly: "Do you believe it or not...

…I really didn’t do this…”

Zhang Xinya, who was next to her, seemed to have thought of something. She loosened her arms around Linglong's waist, quickly squeezed out of the crowd, quickly ran to her luggage, opened her backpack and quickly rummaged through it.

After a moment, she raised her head and looked at me with a strange look: "I lost mine too...three!"

Everyone dispersed in a hurry and went back to their luggage. The most outrageous thing was that Kou Laowu, an old man, also went to rummage through the luggage. I almost got angry. This matter has nothing to do with you.

It has nothing to do with money!

"Mine is lost!"

Li Jianglong raised his head and looked at me speechlessly.

"I lost mine too..."

Wan Niang'er's eyes were full of contempt.

"that……"

Hua Jian shyly crossed her arms and suddenly said: "I don't need any change of clothes, but after all the fuss you just made, I suddenly noticed that I also lost my bellyband."

Immediately, her eyes turned to me and added: "Well, I'm wearing it!"

"How is this possible!

I was obviously sleeping peacefully in the coffin!

Moreover, no matter how deeply you sleep, with your spiritual sense, I cannot steal anything from you.

What's more,... I took your underwear directly from your bodies!

This...even if I am a god, I can't do it!!"

I'm a little impatient.

"You little guard, I didn't expect you to be such a thick-eyed person, and you actually asked me to take the blame for you!"

Lao Bai was so angry that he quickly ran up to me and started groping my body without any explanation, and then... one pair of underwear after another flew out of my body.

Looking at the underwear everywhere, I fell into silence.

What the hell is going on?

This is the only question left in my mind.

"Um... let me interrupt!"

At this time, Brother Yaozi suddenly said: "We understand Jingzhe. His sexual orientation is completely normal. If stealing women's underwear is his perverted hobby that we don't understand, then... what about stealing men's underwear?"

He stared at a pair of boxer briefs on the ground, rubbed his chin and said, "These underwear are mine.

So, isn’t this something a little abnormal?”

Everyone was stunned, and immediately after making eye contact with each other, they said in unison: "Side effects, sequelae!!"

The sequelae of the seal of life and death?

I was in a daze for a moment, then suddenly woke up.

Yes, this...99% possibility is the sequelae of the Seal of Life and Death!!

I dare to say that I have absolutely no perversion in this area. I even don’t remember doing this kind of thing. As a result, this thing happened to me inexplicably...

Isn't this strange?

It’s just...this thing is really...so speechless!!

The rest of the Wei clan reversed the movement of the Earth Spirit Pearl and lost themselves in the switching of yin and yang. Some became a bit of a sissy, while others became a warm man. They were all changes in temperament. When it comes to me, why is it so weird? Cheng

A very perverted fetish?

My face felt so hot that I couldn't find any crack to get in!

"We have confirmed with Ergouzi countless times before, thinking that he was very lucky to escape the sequelae, but we did not expect...the sequelae would appear from such a tricky angle."

Zhang Xinya looked at me sympathetically: "If it is stealing socks, I think there is a high probability that it will not be a sequelae, but... stealing underwear, it seems that it is a sequelae."

What does it mean to steal socks is normal behavior...

When did I ever do such obscene things?

I was both ashamed and a little angry.

"Such sequelae may be short-term or permanent, right?"

Linglong is no longer angry, but... her expression is very strange.

Jing Yu nodded next to him and confirmed the matter.

As a result, the way people looked at me changed from sympathy to pity.

"Hey, hey, no, this matter is just over?"

Lao Bai yelled: "Why? If I was the one who did this, you would shout and kill me, as if you won't stop until you cut me into pieces. But it was Xiao Wei who did this."

He did it, and not only did you immediately forgive him, but you even sympathized with him?

Is there any more royal law, is there any justice in this world anymore, is this appropriate!?"

"Can you and Brother Wei be the same?"

Linglong glanced at him, lowered her head and silently picked up her underwear from the ground, and said: "Brother Wei became like this in order to deal with that resentful dragon. He also became like this for everyone. It is not the same as you."

, I hope the sequelae are only temporary..."

In anger, Lao Bai's face was distorted.

"There's something wrong with this matter. I'm afraid the sequelae will be more than just this!"

My master looked serious and said softly: "The question that Lao Bai and Jingzhe mentioned just now is correct. Even if Jingzhe did this, how did he do it? Don't you think it's strange? It's so big

This place, even if we fall asleep, he is unlikely to steal it quietly, right?

It seems that this sequelae... may have something else!!"

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Chapter completed!