In the entire Zhenwu Temple, those who are looking forward to the Chinese New Year the most are probably Wushuang and Xiaozhi.

It is sad to say that the two people who looked forward to the New Year the most never celebrated the New Year.

Wushuang's biggest memory of the Chinese New Year is sitting with his knees in the cave where his mother hid him, looking at the dark forest outside in a daze.

Xiaozhi's only impression of the Chinese New Year is that the entire city's sky was lit up by fireworks, and the noise was endless. The air was filled with the strong smell of gunpowder smoke, but the streets were deserted, so the entire gorgeous world became her background.

She held her head high and looked at the gorgeous fireworks in the sky. She clearly existed in this environment, but she seemed to be out of tune with the entire world.

Therefore, the two people who are looking forward to the Chinese New Year the most actually have no idea about the Chinese New Year.

Until cartloads of food were hauled up the mountain and boxes of fireworks were moved into the room, Wushuang and Xiaozhi's eyes lit up, and they vaguely seemed to have caught the key.

"I want to celebrate the New Year every day, I like celebrating the New Year."

Wushuang lay next to me at night and sighed like this.

"I want to eat shit!"

I glared at him hard, were you celebrating the New Year? You were celebrating me!!

Thinking about the fact that Zhang Xinya has been driving him around to sweep around until his back hurts and he doubts his life, I feel extremely contemptuous of his ideal.

Wushuang didn't care. He and Xiaozhi held hands and stared at the ceiling in the dark. When the hands of the clock on the wall crossed 12 o'clock, the two of them looked at each other and confirmed that it was one day closer to the Chinese New Year before closing their eyes and falling asleep.

As the two of them calculated on their fingers, New Year's Eve finally came.

Wushuang was like a madman. He got up earlier than the Xingguili next door. He happily changed into new clothes and went to the place where he stored house items to sort out things for a long time. He didn’t know what he was doing, and then he hurriedly led the way.

Xiaozhi ran down the mountain.

Zhang Xinya is like a vicious dog raised by capitalists. She is not afraid of exploiting others. She went to Manzhenwu Temple to catch young men early in the morning. The way she called people to get up was very bad. After entering the door without saying a word, she took off my quilt with a bang.

"You damn Zhang Xinya, I dug up your ancestral grave!!"

I shrank into a ball, looked at her back as she walked away with her head held high proudly, and let out an angry roar.

The same thing happened in Lao Bai's house.

Lao Bai probably heard my roar, and imitated me. Zhang Xinya's face darkened, her eyes darted around, and she suddenly grabbed Lao Bai's pants piled in the corner, and pulled off the belt with lightning speed, and then

There was a crackling sound in the house, and Lao Bai's screams could be heard far away.

In just ten minutes, the four of me, Lao Bai, Brother Yaozi, and Brother Shuisheng were arrested. We were busy working in the yard. After boiling the paste, we took the couplets and went to the mountain gate to post them.

couplet.

"Where's Wushuang?"

Zhang Xinya folded her hands on her chest, like a mean overseer.

After Lao Bai handed me the paste-coated couplets, he immediately breathed into the palm of his hand. This guy was a bitch. After receiving a severe beating, he was completely healed. He had a fawning smile on his face and no trace of emotion on his mouth.

He betrayed Wu Shuang without hesitation: "When they got up, I took a look through the window and saw him taking Xiaozhi, packing up a lot of firecrackers and leaving. Mr. Zhang said, don't set off firecrackers on the mountain, be careful of open flames, so, I

I thought he might have led Xiaozhi down the mountain to set off cannons again."

"What?! He took Xiaozhi and set off cannons again?!"

Sure enough, Zhang Xinya raised her eyebrows and raised her voice: "This bastard, if he dares to take Xiaozhi to fry cow dung again, I will have to skin him!! Little bastard, it's just an itchy skin. What happened last time?

I haven't settled the score with him yet, so I led Xiaozhi to fry cow dung. After lighting the firecrackers, he ran away. Xiaozhi looked on stupidly, and his head was covered with cow dung. Xiaozhi is also a fool. When he comes back, he will give it back to him.

The bastard covered it up and lied to me, saying that a naughty kid from the village down the mountain killed her, which made me think she was being bullied, so I ran down the mountain in the cold weather to find the little beast who killed him. Fortunately, Xiaozhi is a good boy.

, knowing how to feel sorry for people, saw me going down the mountain to look for him all morning, and felt sorry for me, so he came down and told me the truth, otherwise I would still be kept in the dark."

I couldn't help it, so I laughed.

"Er Gouzi, why are you laughing?"

Zhang Xinya looked at me with an evil look in her eyes.

"You don't have any brains. When it comes to those two bastards, they are like old hens protecting their babies. They have zero IQ. They just squeal and pounce forward with an attitude of indomitable...

Think about it, which naughty kid in the world can bully these two people? If it were an outsider, Wushuang would have beaten that naughty kid to the point where he couldn't stop eating, so how could it be your turn?"

I smiled and said: "Why do you know how to care about people? You are overthinking.

The stomachs of these two little bastards are like bottomless pits. During the Chinese New Year, we eat and drink a lot in Zhenwu Temple. They eat and drink as if they are competing. They make three or four boxes of Jianlibao in one day. They don’t know how to drink them. They even fart at night with a watery sound.

, one after another, like a symphony. I was afraid that they would eat badly, so I limited the amount for them, and divided the food for the next day between them every night.

That day, Wushuang fired a cannon and killed Xiaozhi. Xiaozhi refused and cried out that he would come back to complain. Wushuang was afraid, so he promised to give half of his food that day to Xiaozhi. The two agreed on the terms.

Shake hands and make peace immediately, and they will join forces to deceive you when they come back.

Xiaozhi came to complain to you, not because he felt sorry for you, but because Wushuang broke his promise and promised to Xiaozhi but didn’t give it to others. He also ate half of Xiaozhi’s food secretly. Xiaozhi turned against you directly, so he came to find you."

Zhang Xinya's face turned green and she said angrily: "Okay, okay, you two Gouzi have taught a pair of good brothers and sisters, Lao Bai!!"

"exist!!"

"Catch Wushuang and Xiaozhi for me. I will beat them to death today!!"

“Got the order!!”

Lao Bai turned around and ran down the mountain. I shouted "Hey, hey, hey" several times, but he seemed not to hear me and disappeared on the rugged path in the blink of an eye.

I climbed down from the high stool with a grimace, knelt down and brushed the paste on the couplets myself, and complained with a grimace: "You really know how to delegate, this guy is the most sneaky, don't you see it?"

Well, he didn't want to do it a long time ago, now it's better, you send him, don't expect to see anyone until dinner time."

Zhang Xinya was stunned.

At this time, Lao Bai, who had run away without a trace, came back again and shouted to me from a distance: "Little Weizi, we have a guest, hurry up and pick up the guest!"

"Old Bai, you don't need to..."

"I'm going to find someone right now!!"

How could Lao Bai give Zhang Xinya a chance to finish his words? He disappeared again in a flash, and Zhang Xinya was so angry that he cursed repeatedly, saying that none of the gentlemen in Manzhen Martial Temple was reliable, but even her old man unknowingly

Even my uncle scolded me.

I stopped what I was doing and looked at the road up the mountain with a confused look on my face, thinking to myself, this Chinese New Year... who would be visiting at this time?

Could it be Lao Fu? But it’s New Year’s Eve, and it’s not time to pay New Year greetings yet...

While I was thinking about it, a person slowly appeared in my field of vision.

She was wearing a long white dress that was flirtatious in the cold wind. The corners of the skirt were raised. She seemed not to be afraid of the cold. In such weather, she was still very thinly dressed. Her black hair was dancing in the wind, and her face was covered with a layer of clothing.

veil.

"I'll go, why is she here?"

Zhang Xinya's face changed, and she murmured: "It's over, this is a big troublemaker, as long as she comes, we can forget this year."

As she said that, she punched me under my arm and said in a low voice: "Xiaozhi and Wushuang have never had a good New Year. They have been looking forward to it for a long time. They follow us everywhere to earn a living every day. They live well."

This is not how people live. It’s hard for us to get together this year. Don’t let them down. Don’t worry about what she says later. Just give it a try and wait until the end of the year to discuss everything."

After saying that, she turned around and returned to Zhenwu Temple, muttering as she walked: "No matter how strong a child is, he is still a child after all..."
Chapter completed!