Chapter 1070 Old Bai's Beautiful Night
Chapter 1070 Lao Bai’s Beautiful Night
Really good things have to wait.
A movie blockbuster, a game masterpiece...
As long as it's really beautiful, why not wait?
The same is true for me. In order to see Lao Bai’s great show with my own eyes, I decided to stay up late!!
When it was almost midnight, Zhang Xinya and the others came back first and saw me sitting on the steps at the door. Wushuang and Xiaozhi got out of the car and came straight to me. They thought I was in a bad mood. After all, everyone had gone out, so
I am staying in the temple because of the Chenxing Tribulation.
The two of them carefully observed me for a long time, and finally felt relieved when they saw that I kept smiling. Then two foodies, one big and one small, sat on my left and right sides and started chattering about how it had been a long time since they cooked a big meal so hard.
As they were talking, the two of them started to quarrel.
Xiaozhi scolded Wushuang for constantly adding more crabs, eating six to seventy of them in one go, leaving none for her.
Wushuang sneered and said, do you still want me to leave it for you? Just stare at the dried sea cucumber and bird's nest, and it will come up when you burp after eating, right?
"Where's Lao Bai? Why didn't I see him get off the car?"
I suddenly interrupted these two people.
"Oh, Lao Bai, he left with the Li family and said he would never come back today!"
Wushuang slapped his head and said: "By the way, brother, I brought you delicious food, now I'll give you a hot spot?"
I smiled and said, "Okay, if you don't go back to the house to eat, you should still be able to eat some, right? Bring two bottles of beer and let's eat here. There will be a good show later!"
Wushuang gave me a confused look, but didn't ask any more questions.
When he and Xiaozhi brought the packed vegetables to the door, I was shocked...
Looking at the large area of food and drink in front of me, I looked at Wushuang in shock: "Damn it, you are rich people who live in poverty? You said you packed up the food to order... you packed up a whole table?"
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Wushuang scratched his head and said shyly: "They are originally rich people. Let's eat and drink. They order it. There is nothing wrong with it. Didn't you tell me the last time you took me to eat at a big business named Tang Jinghan in Hubei? The core spirit is to get rich first and drive."
Houfu, we are responding to the call of the country."
I looked deeply at Xiaozhi and Wushuang, who looked like they were taking it for granted, and suddenly felt that I had an unshirkable responsibility for these two people's crooked appearance. I couldn't remember a single serious word and took all the bullshit as standard.
The next second, I rubbed the heads of these two people fiercely: "I don't hurt you in vain. If you don't eat what I give you, it will be in vain. Come on, let's have a midnight snack to replenish your physical energy!!"
Xiaozhi and Wushuang were burping and farting constantly after eating just now. As soon as they heard about eating, they immediately felt no problem. Their stomachs were like bottomless pits...
We were having a great time eating and drinking, but Zhang Xinya rushed out of the house in a hurry, ran over and called Brother Yaozi and Chen Shuisheng, and left without even bothering to say hello to us.
I'm refreshed, the show should begin.
At midnight, Zhang Xinya and the others came back again, but as soon as the car drove into the yard, they heard Lao Bai's shrill screams from inside...
Later, Lao Bai was lifted out of the car by Brother Yaozi and Chen Shuisheng. When he moved a little, he let out a wail like a slaughtered pig.
I slapped Wu Shuang on the back of his head: "Stop eating, go and find out what happened!"
Wushuang stuffed his mouth full, gave a vague response, and then got up and left. Before leaving, he didn't forget to pull a chicken leg.
Soon, Wushuang came back, his mouth was twitching, and he sat down next to me and murmured: "Brother, Lao Bai, this... is so miserable!!"
The two girls of the Li family also have tempers, and when they see their urine, they can't cope with it.
Li Tota had a bad temper, so he said angrily, "You are still warming up, your body is like this, sister, let's go!"
Lao Bai was very anxious and said that I am very good at physical fitness. If you don’t believe me, I will perform a split for you. As he said that, he did a split...
He did the splits. He did the splits, and then he pulled them up. He didn't get up again, and the expression on his face suddenly froze, and then he screamed like he was killing a pig...
The two girls from the Li family were also worried that something was wrong with him and that he would turn against our Zhenwu Temple, so they went to help him. As a result, he screamed like a slaughtered pig at the slightest touch.
Later, the two girls had no choice but to call Sister Xinya. When Sister Xinya and the others went to find Lao Bai, Lao Bai was still doing the splits on the ground...
The two girls from the Li family were speechless and kept explaining that this matter had nothing to do with them.
I don’t know if it’s because I’ve been doing the splits for a long time, but Lao Bai’s place…”
Wushuang Te made exaggerated gestures and said with his lips drawn: "It's so swollen...it's so scary.
Brother Yaozi has been trying to persuade Lao Bai to cut it now, but it's no longer useful.
Lao Bai was still making his last stand, saying that he could still be rescued and asked Brother Yaozi to help him. Brother Yaozi was so disgusted that he punched Lao Bai in the face and said, "Where's the nirma? Let your mother give it to you."
Pull it away...
Lao Bai said, my mother is dead. If that doesn't work, go dig it out for me..."
I almost laughed out loud!
Suddenly it became difficult to do the splits. I couldn't come up after doing the splits. This was due to bone and joint stiffness...
That’s right, Lao Bai was definitely fooled. The bald man is really reliable in this matter!
"By the way, Mr. Zhang was also alarmed, but his behavior was quite strange."
Wushuang frowned and said: "At the beginning, Mr. Zhang was also shocked by Lao Bai. He was very angry after entering. He told Brother Yaozi to take him out tomorrow and beat Lao Bai hard until he couldn't get off the ground. Later, Zhang
The husband took Lao Bai's pulse and looked strange. He hesitated for a moment and said that it would be better to just give him a few symbolic pumps. He also kept comforting Lao Bai, saying that he would be fine in a few hours at most. Let Lao Bai
Bai, don't worry too much, look at Mr. Zhang's expression, why do I always feel like he has a guilty conscience?"
Does my master know what medicine was administered?
That's right, only me and my master in the Manzhen Martial Temple understand this...
No, there is the Erbaldy Man and the Golden Silkworm Gu King. These two can also be solved, but the Golden Silkworm Gu King has been ignoring Lao Bai, and the Erbaldy Man has been instigated by me to rebel...
No, it wasn’t me who instigated it, it was it who wanted to instigate me...
I touched my chin and groped, thinking that my master must have known that it was me.
At this moment, Wushuang finally remembered something, or saw something on my face. He was stunned and looked at me in disbelief.
After hesitating for a moment, Wushuang struggled and returned the chicken drumstick to me with a look of reluctance. It seemed that the drumstick was no longer fragrant. He said with a guilty conscience: "Brother, I won't eat your food anymore. The most important thing is that you are full."
, I am the person who loves you the most in this world..."
I touched his head and said with a smile: "Of course I know, don't hang out with Lao Bai and the others in the future, do you understand?"
Wu Shuang nodded hurriedly, and then ran away quickly.
Not long after, he and Xiaozhi said they no longer wanted to sleep in this room, saying that they thought I had been troubled a lot these days and wanted to give me an environment to calm down. The two of them went to Zhang Xinya's place with their quilts in their arms...
After the show was over, my mood improved. I slowly put away my food and drinks, then got up and went into the house to sleep. When I was lying on the bed, I saw someone standing outside the window, an old lady with a sharp mouth and monkey cheeks.
He was just lying on the window looking at me.
"here we go again!"
Because I was in a better mood, I was too lazy to pay attention to it anymore, so I turned away and stopped looking at it.
Squeak!
The door suddenly opened.
The old lady actually walked in and stood staggeringly on the edge of the kang.
I have encountered this situation too many times in the past half month, and I didn’t think much about it. Besides, my master is still awake. With how powerful his energy and spirit are, what can sneak in?
Unexpectedly, this old lady jumped directly towards me. I was caught off guard and had no time to resist, so she grabbed my neck.
When those cold hands came into contact with my skin, and when the huge force suddenly strangled my breathing, I couldn't help but open my eyes wide.
This time... it's real, it's an entity!!!
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Chapter completed!