"Why is it green?"

"Because it matches you very well. You look handsome and innocent wearing it."

"You!" Liu Huan was speechless, "I won't wear it!"

"Okay, okay, bring it here, bring it here, I'll put it on." Seeing Dou Yacai pouting and walking forward again, as if he would go on forever, he had no choice but to take the cuckold and put it on his head.

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No matter what era it is, or what matter it is, as long as you have committed a crime, you have a criminal record, and once you have a criminal record, you can no longer hold your head high and have to be controlled by others. At this moment, Liu Hao felt this way.

"This is for you too." Liu Hao casually tied a red bag on Dou Yacai's head, "Safflowers need green leaves, you said so."

So, a red flower and a green leaf were paired together. It seemed that they were always inseparable from red and green. Last time in "our village", Aunt Seven and Uncle Six also asked them to wear red and green on their heads to get married.

Entering the bridal chamber.

"You still have to listen to me tell a story to get rid of all my anger. Are you willing to listen? It has something to do with the hat on your head. It's a story I made up on the spur of the moment." Dou Yacai asked sweetly.

, her harmless smile makes people think she is really cute.

"Okay, I'll listen!"

"You can't interrupt, because it was made up on the fly, and I'm afraid I'll forget it."

"Okay, don't interrupt." As long as Dou Yacai doesn't get angry, what can't be done? Liu Huan thought very optimistically.

"Okay, let me start talking. In ancient times, there was a couple. The wife was very pretty and had the urge to make people look at the charming city and then the charming country. She usually did some needlework at home. Because of her beauty,

Beauty just attracts the pursuit of some crazy bees and butterflies..."

"Ahem... Dou Yacai, you don't seem to be pretty and pretty, and you won't let people look at Qingren City and then Qingren Country." Liu Hao glanced at her and couldn't help but kindly remind her.

Said, Dou Yacai glanced at him, and he closed his mouth angrily.

"The husband of this beautiful woman is a businessman and often travels to other places to do business. The couple lives a prosperous life. When the husband is away from home, the wife cannot help but feel cold and lonely...

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"Watch your words. If I am so incompetent, will it make you unbearably lonely?" He was quite dissatisfied and interrupted again.

"Uncle, this is just a story. Why do you keep following the instructions? How childish!"

"You... okay, you continue talking..."

"A woman can't survive only by relying on her man. This wife is a wife with a strong sense of independence and a hero among women. Finally one day, she fell in love with a cloth seller in the market, and her husband went out to do business.

When the time came, they would hang out together in Wushan."

Liu Hao clenched his fists, his veins furious.

"Uncle, do you mean you're going to lose your temper?"

"No." Well, people had to lower their heads under the eaves, so he endured the pain and listened.

"Once, my husband didn't go out for three months after returning home. He was so worried that the cloth seller was wandering around their house every day. One day, the husband went hunting outside the city on horseback. When he passed the market, he saw the cloth seller.

I was very happy, thinking that he was going out on business again, so I couldn't wait to rush into my wife's bedroom that night, preparing to have a tryst with my sweetheart. The husband came back that night and almost caught him, and the wife was scared to death.

The cloth seller had to tremble under the bed all night. What's wrong, uncle, are you feeling uncomfortable? Otherwise, why are your eyes so red and your chest heaving so hard? Don't you want to hear it? It doesn't matter if you don't want to hear it, I won't.

Continue to ignore you."

"Listen, I listen, I am so happy to hear it, because my little wife is so good at making up stories."

"Well, okay, let me continue. After this incident, my wife asked the cloth seller for a piece of green cloth and made a hat for her husband. She also made an agreement with the cloth seller that when you see my husband wearing

When the cuckold goes out, you can come. A few days later, the husband is going out for business again. The wife quickly takes out the cuckold and says to her husband: "It's windy and sandy outside, so wearing it won't stain your hair."

.And this color makes you look very handsome. I will make one for you every time you go out from now on, just like I am with you, so you don’t have to worry about me.'

Her husband was very happy after hearing this and thought he was really handsome, so he happily put on the cuckold, rode a horse triumphantly through the market, and went to do business elsewhere. That night, his wife met the cloth seller.

sleeping in his bed.

From now on, whenever the cloth seller saw the husband wearing a cuckold and going out, he couldn't help but feel elated, "Ha! Your cuckold is really handsome, but tonight it's my turn." Uncle, tell me this story, it sounds good.

Really? In fact, this is Douya’s version of “The Origin of the Cuckold.”

"Sounds good." Liu Hao felt his blood rising, but with a wife like this, how could he deal with this little devil. He could only lament that he was not kind to others, and he had to endure it even if his blood vessels were about to burst.

"Okay, no more stories, let's get on the road."

"Dou Yacai, I ask you a question, and you have to answer it seriously. Did anything really happen between you and Liu Yan?"

"Yes, haven't you seen us sleeping in the same bed?"

"You! But when I just broke in, I found that he was hugging you through the sheets." Poor Uncle Wang still held the last trace of fantasy in his mind. He was willing to believe in Dou Yacai's helplessness and Liu Yan's gentlemanliness.

for.

"Actually, Concubine Yu did it to me to lie there. She knocked me out and tied me up, saying that I would be dedicated to Liu Yan. Liu Yan didn't do anything to me."

Dou Yacai felt a little guilty for Liu Yan. Before, she had thought about assassinating him deliberately, and then Nalan Jin and others came to rescue him. Then Nalan Jin, Jin Xiaolan and others all urged the emperor to punish the princess.

Dou Yacai, drove her out of the palace and sent her to the frontier. This time the plan did not go as planned, but she still used him.

"real?"

"If you don't believe it, you're lying." She said deliberately, ignoring the guilt she felt towards Liu Yan.

"...I believe it." Why are the treatment of the two people so different, they are both "cheating", her ending is so good, but he is so miserable and only suffers from the consequences?

The quarrel and misunderstanding between the two ended with a story about the origin of the cuckold.

The two of them rode a horse together and continued to move forward. Dou Yacai felt like "Let us live in the world of mortals, share the prosperity of the world with horses galloping, sing out the joy in our hearts while drinking, and seize the youth with great vigor."

, this is the theme song of the popular TV series "My Fair Princess" many years ago. These four lines can quite reflect her current mood.

"Stop, catch her, don't let her escape!"

The two suddenly heard a sound of shouting and killing, and looked over. Not far away, a group of servant-like men with sticks and other weapons were working together to chase a girl who was running and stumbling in a panic. They finally met each other.

The one who kept shouting inside was a man in rich clothes.

That girl looks so familiar.

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[[Some children are protesting why Dou Yacai hasn’t grown up yet, why he is ten years old forever. I’m going to faint. Dou Yacai has grown up for a long time. Chapter 213, the title is clearly!!]

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Some people have said before that the Elephant Slave is very similar to the third part of My Fair Princess. I have never responded too positively. Now let me tell you that the Elephant is purely coincidental and the plot will never be the same. If I changed

If you have a big bad wolf or a big tiger, you won't have this feeling. I asked the editor to change it to a big bad wolf. She said that Chapter V cannot be modified, so there is nothing I can do. Today I deliberately used Huanzhugege.
Chapter completed!