Chapter 439 The love between Madara and Hashirama

Author: One Leaf Sealing Demon

Chapter 439 The love between Madara and Hashirama

"Haxi hot mom, stay away!!"

Madara Uchiha carried the RPG rocket and fired it towards Momoshiki.

"Wood big wood big!!"

Momoshi raised her hand, and the hexagonal AT stance appeared in front of her, blocking Uchiha Madara's rocket.

"Hahaha, it's a motor, it's better to look at me!!"

Senju Hashirama held a Gatling machine gun and pointed it at Momoshiki, and then there was a burst of bursts.

Ichiki instantly appeared in front of Momoshiki, and a huge black rod appeared in front of the two of them, blocking Hashirama's bullets.

"I was suppressed by fire, what should I do?"

The speed of the bullets is extremely fast, and Momoshi will be beaten into a sieve when it goes out. This is not a ninjutsu, it is purely physical output, and he cannot stop it.

Ishiki threw a card to Momoshi with a rock-paper-scissors pattern on it.

"This is the ability of guessing. When activated, it will form an area. No one in the area can attack and can only guess guessing. The winner can take off a piece of the loser's clothes."

"Oh, but what's the use?" Momoshiki asked.

"These bugs have a sense of shame and cannot take off their clothes to fight. In other words, if their clothes are gone, they will not be able to show off their skills."

"Thank you, then you can use it."

Ishiki turned his back to Momoshi, "I have endured humiliation and hardship in the ninja world for many years and developed the habit of wearing clothes, so..."

"You mean I don't have any clothes on?"

"I don't think you care."

"Get lost! This trick may be effective against Kaguya, but it's useless against two male monkeys. It depends on me!"

Momoshiki threw the card directly on Shishiki's face, then took out a card with a heart drawn on it from her arms, crushed it, and a pink long bow appeared in her hand.

Taoshi fully drew the long bow, and pink arrows appeared on the bowstring.

Whoosh!!

Two pink arrows flew out and shot towards Hashirama and Madara.

The two immediately used ninjutsu to block, but unexpectedly, the pink arrow penetrated directly through the ninjutsu and inserted straight into their bodies.

For an instant, Madara and Hashirama looked at each other, and sparks seemed to rub off from their eyes.

"Motor."

"Haxi hot mom."

Their voices were as gentle as water, and their eyes were full of doting. The two ran towards each other, and then held each other's hands tightly. Madara said affectionately: "Haxi hot mom, do you know, I long, long ago...

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"Stop talking, Motor, I am actually the same." Hashirama said coyly: "If it weren't for the alliance with the Uzumaki clan, I would not marry Mito. You know, I have always been...

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"Motor!"

"Haxi hot mom!!"

Then, under the gaze of the entire ninja world, watching the lips of the two people getting closer and closer, everyone's hearts were raised and they wanted to kiss! The god of the ninja world and the shura of the ninja world were getting married.

However, who didn't know that Uchiha Sasuke suddenly appeared, flew up and kicked the two of them away, ruining this beautiful thing.

The two people who were attacked woke up instantly.

Thinking back on what he had just done and what he said, Uchiha Madara immediately squatted on the ground and vomited.

"Haxi hot mom, I'm going to kill you!!"

"Moda, don't be so angry. We've been tricked."

Sasuke said: "Stop making trouble. Isshiki and Momoshi are collecting props again, and Urashiki is also collecting them. Let's catch up quickly and block the three of them."

"In that case, I will use this card to triple its strength."

Madara said, crushing the card with biceps in his hand.

The light instantly enveloped Madara, and Madara's figure gradually grew taller and larger. In an instant, he turned into a muscular man two meters tall.

Wow!

When the light dissipated, Madara was now showing explosive muscles all over his body, and his face was full of invincibility, but...he was actually wearing a blue shirt with "Madara" written on it.

The scene was so weird that some parents in the ninja world couldn't help but cover their children's eyes, and at the same time told them: "Don't look, you will get needle eyes."

"…………"

"Hahaha, cough, cough, motor, this dress is puffy, hahaha." Hashirama couldn't help it, he covered his stomach and laughed on the spot.

"Haxi hot mom, in the department!!"

"Madara, I was wrong."

Looking at the two people chasing each other one after another, Sasuke helplessly pressed his forehead, "This game is getting weirder and weirder."

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"Pfft hahaha, that Madara, that Madara is so embarrassing. It's so interesting. I like this show." Onoki patted the table and laughed.

However, it seemed that he was using too much force and it hit his waist.

"Dad, you'd better laugh softly, otherwise I might succeed to the throne in two days." Huang Tu said.

"Go, go, old man, I can still live for a long time." Ohnoki said, "Have you found anything?"

"Nothing has been found, but if it is true as Uchiha Madara and the others said, no one in the ninja world can be the opponent of the Otsutsuki clan except Konoha." Huangtu said.

"Trouble comes one after another." Onoki asked again: "Where is Konoha?"

"No reply yet."

"...Convene the Five Shadows Conference. I don't think the other three shadows will refuse. After all, only people from Konoha are participating."

At this time, Konoha Village.

"I shouldn't have let Itachi go. It's all yours. Unless there is no problem with Sasuke's presence, if Sasuke hadn't come just now, Itachi would have had his butt naked in front of all the ninjas. How would he be able to find a wife in the future?" Mikoto.

Said angrily.

Fugaku could only be born to comfort Mikoto. Although Mikoto is usually very gentle, she is very serious when it comes to children.

"It's okay, Mikoto, look at your ancestor Madara, isn't he also so funny?" Kushina said without fear of getting into trouble.

"Hmph, just wait. When Minato takes off his clothes and appears in front of the ninja, see if you can still laugh?" Mikoto said.

"It's okay, Minato has the Flying Thunder God, who can touch him?"

She has a strong say in her husband's speed.

On the battlefield.

The two sides clashed with all kinds of strange props. Sometimes a Gundam appeared, sometimes it turned into a magical girl, and sometimes it turned into a muscular man.

Some strange props also appeared, such as cards for stealing clothes, cards for dressing up as bunny girls, cards for shouting shameful lines...

There are also many ninjutsu cards, for example, Yahiko got a fairy call mode that will only appear in Naruto in the future.

However, when these people were fighting fiercely, under the tower, in front of the door, a whirlpool of space fluctuations appeared, and the figure of Uchiha Obito appeared here.

On the commentary stage, Chen Mo exclaimed: "I'm going to go, Uchiha Obito is going to steal the house."

Lu Mingfei was also very excited, "Is there going to be a winner?"

Chen Mo said expressionlessly: "No, I have set the conditions for opening the door. Seven contestants need to be sacrificed to open the door. Now that no one has left, the door will definitely not be opened."

The words of Chen Mo and Lu Mingfei were not only broadcast to the ninja world, but also to the battlefield.

Immediately, everyone stopped fighting and all their eyes fell on Obito Uchiha, who had stolen the house.

Obito Uchiha had a gleam on his back and roared towards the sky:

"You two bastards are plotting against me!!"
Chapter completed!