Chapter 375 Chen Mo: I’m here in person just to bring the goods

Author: One Leaf Sealing Demon

Chapter 375 Chen Mo: I’m here in person just to bring the goods

Wang also walked towards the stall, not because he wanted to buy something, but because he happened to pass by this stall where he was going.

However, just as he was about to pass by, the stall owner, wearing a pair of Republic of China sunglasses, blocked his path.

"It's because you have an extraordinary face, Taoist Master, but I see that the dark circles under your eyes are a bit heavy, so you must have had trouble sleeping at night."

Chen Mo pushed up his glasses and took out a box of sleeping pills from his crotch, "Dang dang dang! This is an enhanced version of sleeping pills. Take one bag at a time, once a day, rinse with 45-degree warm water, and then stir evenly for 30 seconds.

, you can have a comfortable sleep. Mr. Dao, seeing that you are my first customer and you are destined to be with me, I will give you a 11% discount."

11% off.

Damn, I’ll give you a discount. The Wolf of Wall Street will cry when he sees you.

"No……"

"No need? Then take a look, I have other things here. Do you want to buy some?"

Chen Mo turned his body sideways, Wang also looked over and raised his brows immediately.

There is everything here, including books, mahogany swords, toy guns, potions, flashlights, wooden sticks, and even electric batons. The most ridiculous thing is that there is a divine light stick!

"What you're talking about is too nonsense. Forget about the flashlight, there's also an electric baton."

"Hey, the customer doesn't know something." Chen Mo picked up the flashlight and said, "This is no ordinary flashlight."

"What kind of flashlight is that?"

"This is a flashlight that only lights up in sunlight."

Wang Ye was silent for a moment, "...what if there is no sunshine?"

"Absolutely not bright."

Wang turned around and left, but was stopped by Chen Mo, "No, no, no, don't you, Master Dao, you don't like it? Then take a look at this lightsaber."

Wang Ye turned his head and saw the electric baton in Chen Mo's hand, and immediately swore, "Are you done with this? Everyone can tell it's an electric baton, but you told me it's a lightsaber."

?Do you think I’m a fool?”

"Don't believe it, I'll demonstrate it to you right now."

Chen Mo looked around and immediately saw Zhang Lingyu, "Master Lingyu, come here. I have something to ask of you."

Zhang Lingyu, who was talking to Zhuge Qing, heard someone calling him, turned around and saw that it was Chen Mo.

"Why, do you know Master Lingyu?"

"A very powerful opponent. Since the opponent called me, I will leave first."

"No need, since he is a powerful person, I will also go and have a look. It seems that he is selling something, so I will go and reward him."

"Mr. Chen, you are here too. Do you want to ask Xiaodao to come over?" Zhang Lingyu came over and introduced Chen Mo: "This is Mr. Zhuge Qing, the successor of Wuhou Sect."

"Wudang King, it's a pleasure to meet you." The king said with cupped hands.

"My name is Chen Mo, a savage."

As Chen Mo spoke, he handed Zhang Lingyu the electric baton and the lightsaber in his hand, "Master Lingyu, please input Qi into this."

"That's...okay."

Zhang Lingyu circulated the Qi in his body, and immediately one end of the lightsaber began to bloom with bright light. The light slowly condensed into a cylindrical shape, all the way upward, and finally formed a black lightsaber. There was also a heavy, moist coldness surrounding the lightsaber.

breath.

"How about it, Taoist Wang, I'm not lying to you, this is really a lightsaber."

"Yes, yes, I believe what you say, but why would a Taoist priest like me need a lightsaber?" Wang Ye really didn't expect that this turned out to be a weapon refining magic weapon.

"Advance with the times."

"…………"

These words immediately silenced everyone.

Seeing that Wang didn't like it either, Chen Mo immediately picked up a pair of gloves from the ground and said, "Okay, okay, I know you Wudang likes to do Tai Chi, so you should like these gloves."

Wang Ye looked at the pair of cheap white cotton gloves and asked, "Are these not ordinary cotton gloves?"

"Hey, Master Dao, do you have sharp eyes?" Chen Mo pushed up his sunglasses and said, "I have given a powerful masking drug to the cotton thread of this glove. As long as it touches the skin, it's skin, the other person will definitely become confused.

.At that time, victory in the battle will not be easy."

So sinister?

Wang Ye was slightly ashamed. He felt that if he dared to buy it and ruined Wudang's reputation, he felt that he would be kicked to death by his master when he returned.

"No, no, no..." Wang Ye stammered in refusal.

Zhang Lingyu said seriously: "How can people of my generation do such a conciliatory thing?"

"Master Lingyu is right, we are also descendants of a famous family after all."

"I understand, understand, do you want to save face?"

No, we feel like you don’t understand, the three of them said in unison.

Chen Mo then picked up the black stockings on the ground and said, "These are phaseless stockings. After you put them on, people will not be able to see your original appearance. If you don't believe me, try it?!"

"…………"

Is this what we mean? Besides, who wants to wear these stockings? Whoever wears them will die!

Wang Ye, Zhuge Qing and Zhang Lingyu all turned dark.

Zhang Lingyu prevented things from getting more and more nonsense, "Mr. Chen, although there is no rule against setting up stalls in Longhu Mountain, please be restrained. If some magic weapons fall into the hands of contestants, this will not be allowed for other people."

Fair.”

"Since I think it's unfair, wouldn't it be fair if you come to buy it and use it too?"

"…………"

Why is your brain circuit so strange?

Just then, a customer came and asked, "Does this potion have any effect?"

"Of course! This potion is a powerful laxative, colorless and odorless. As long as you drink a little bit, it will make him feel stomachache within a minute. Moreover, he will have to sit on the toilet for at least three hours, otherwise he will not be able to get up at all.

.”

"…………"

"Where's the stick?"

"This stick is the dog-beating stick of the Jehol Pole Gang, which is specially designed to beat crazy and vicious dogs."

Wang Ye thought about how outrageous Chen Mo was, so he asked, "Isn't your stick only capable of hitting dogs?"

"That's true, but it's not that simple."

"What's the meaning?"

"If I hit other creatures with this stick, it will definitely not hurt, and it will be the same no matter who hits it. But if I hit it on a dog, it will not only break the defense, but also cause real damage, and there is a chance of a critical hit."

"Do you think this is an online game? There is still a chance of critical hits." Wang Ye complained: "Besides, there is no point in hitting other creatures without harming them!"

"Why is it useless? This stick can not only distinguish between mad dogs and vicious dogs, but most importantly, it can distinguish... single dogs."

"…………"

You are getting more and more nonsense.

"If you don't believe me, try it."

"Forget it, forget it, I'm leaving first. You two, please stay away." This was the first time Wang Ye encountered such a nonsense salesperson.

"Master Wang, wait for us. Let's go together."

Zhuge Qing and Zhang Lingyu couldn't stand Chen Mo's outrageous behavior and ran away in a hurry.

The rest of the people also dispersed in a hurry, mainly because they didn't believe any of the effects Chen Mo said.

"Hey, damn, I died before I left the army. I didn't know the quality of such a useful thing." Chen Mo was indignant.

Lu Mingfei, who was sleeping on a recliner beside him, said, "Who believes this? Chen Duo doesn't even believe it, right, Chen Duo."

Chen Duo, who was playing the game on the side, nodded, "Indeed, it's almost as outrageous as Zhang Chulan's dating."

Zhang Chulan, who had just walked over, heard Chen Duo's complaint, "Hey, Chen Duo, what do you mean? Why can't I, Zhang Chulan, be without a partner?"

Chen Mo jumped up and said angrily: "Damn it, I don't believe you can mess up this Luotian Dajiao. I'm going to play in person just to bring the goods!"
Chapter completed!