158, Xiao Yan: I brought a disaster to the world
"I am the Gu Xing of the Xia Gu Clan, one of the four major commanderies of the Black Annihilation Army."
As Gu Xing's whole body erupted with frightening fighting spirit, he waved a full-moon scimitar in his hand, ready to go.
The next moment, Chen Mo pulled out a spear from under his skirt.
"Brother, times have changed!"
After Chen Mo added the effects of being unable to catch, armor-piercing, and sure-hit to the diarrhea bullet, the bullet pierced the chamber.
Peng!
The gun spewed out tongues of fire. Gu Xing's eyes were slightly focused. It was obvious that the bullet had been caught by him, but there was no fluctuation. He could not feel the existence of the bullet at all.
It's a phantom!
Gu Xing had already made a decision in his heart and rushed forward, and then...
The bullet accurately hit Gu Xing's forehead. The bullet exploded into a pool of water in an instant. The water adhered to Gu Xing's forehead and evaporated in the blink of an eye.
"Why is it a puddle of water?!" Xiao Yan was confused, "Even if it were a real bullet, it would be impossible for Dou Zun to be harmed."
"A Yan, you are too young. You have no idea how evil A Mo was in his heyday."
Lu Mingfei looked serious, "If my guess is correct, that water definitely has an ulterior effect."
After saying that, Lu Mingfei sighed again, "A Yan, if you hadn't explained the other functions of magic that day, such a devilish A Mo would not have been born."
"Is it up to me?" Xiao Yan's eyes widened, the blame was not thrown away like this.
A few seconds later.
"Gulu~~"
"puff!
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A loud fart spurted out from behind Gu Xing's butt, causing the hem of his skirt to fly up.
Before anyone could laugh mockingly, Gu Xing's legs were trembling in a crotch position, his hands were covering his stomach, and his upper body was slightly bent.
"How...how is it possible! I am...but Dou Zun, how could I...the toilet! Where is the toilet!"
The next moment, Chen Mo took out a mobile toilet from under his skirt in the blink of an eye and placed it in front of Gu Xing.
"Thanks……"
Gu Xing thanked him and rushed in without saying a word. Then everyone present could clearly hear the faint sound of jets coming from inside.
"Brother Gu, do you want to admit defeat?"
"Sorry, I'm not in good health. Can you wait until I go to the toilet to fight?"
"If you say this, let me tell you, you won't be able to get out. The effect of the diarrhea bullet is to make people run away. You have to squat in the pit for six hours before the effect is lifted."
"…………"
"It was the bullet just now! It turned out to be you!" Gu Xing's angry voice came from the toilet.
"Yes, it's me!"
Chen Mo smiled proudly and said, "Do you admit defeat? Let me tell you, for Xiao Xun'er's sake, I can give you a chance to admit defeat. Don't forget, I provided this toilet."
"What? What do you mean?"
"It means I can make the surrounding walls collapse, and in just one breath, you will be faced with a live broadcast of squatting in a latrine. And I can also start a live broadcast around the world."
"…………"
After listening to this, everyone present could not help but have a dark line on their face. What the hell kind of ability does this have? It can actually cause a Dou Zun to have physical abnormalities.
Just think of it as poisoning, but your approach is too inhumane!
Performing squatting in a manhole in front of everyone in the audience, and broadcasting it live to the whole world, while doing it for everyone in Douqi Continent to watch... No matter what Gu Xing thinks, if they experience this kind of thing, they will definitely find a cemetery with good scenery.
Bury yourself.
"You...you...despicable!"
"Hey, don't say that! Nobility is the epitaph of a noble person, and despicability is the passport of a despicable person. By the way, let me tell you, I added an ejection function to the toilet."
Everyone: "…………"
Ancient punishment: "…………"
As expected of you, Amo.
Before Gu Xing could speak, he heard the roar of Gu Lie, the leader of the Gu tribe, that sounded like a mountain, "Admit defeat, we admit defeat!"
Losing is a small matter, but being embarrassed is a big deal!
"Yao Lao!"
Yao Chen in front of the main hall waved his hand, and the entire single-person toilet flew up towards the main hall, and then was thrown into the main hall by Yao Lao, where nothing happened.
Gu Lie asked: "Medicine Saint, since we have surrendered, why don't you give Xing'er the antidote?"
Everyone present heard Gu Lie's title, Medicine Saint! Yao Chen has broken through to the semi-saint level!
Yaochen cupped his hands and said, "Sorry, Commander Gu Lie, we don't have an antidote either. But don't worry, as long as Gu Xing squats in the toilet for six hours, the medicine will cure the disease."
"Is this considered medicine? Aren't you an eighth-grade alchemist? Can't you even solve it?"
Yao Chen said: "I feel ashamed to say it. If I poison him, I still have two skills. But if I want to make a strong man of the Dou Zun level have diarrhea, I really can't do it."
"…………"
At this time, Chen Mo intervened and said: "By the way, you are all strong men at the level of Dou Sheng and Dou Zun. You must have gone away from the valley and have no symptoms at all like colds and fevers. If anyone wants to review it, I have it here.
You can buy medicine from me."
What a fucking aftertaste? Does anyone really want to reminisce about this? Everyone was speechless.
Chen Mo continued: "It's okay if you don't want to reminisce. It's okay to buy some and use them as weapons. Just imagine, a battle between the two sides is about to break out. The other party suddenly has a stomachache and has to leave, otherwise he will disappear on the spot."
Immediately, the eyes of everyone present lit up, this was indeed feasible.
The corner of Lu Mingfei's mouth twitched, and he covered his face and said: "Amo single-handedly leads the way of fighting in the fantasy world? There is really no one like him."
Xiao Yan hid his face and said, "I seem to have brought a great disaster to this world."
“I feel the same way!”
A few minutes later, Chen Mo talked hard and promised to use any method once. If he used it a second time, he would lose.
Only then did a Dou Zun from the Thunder Clan come up.
After that, the fighting master was pierced by Chen Mo's Thousand-Year Kill move and lost his fighting ability.
"…………"
What a dark trick!
Half an hour later, another soul clan fighting master came to challenge.
Chen Mo was caught in a sack that Chen Mo took out from nowhere, and then kicked him three times until he fainted.
"…………"
What a ruthless method!
An hour later, a female Dou Zun from the Yan tribe wearing a skirt came out to fight.
Chen Mo used the stealing skill to steal his underwear, causing his lower body to feel extremely cold. He was so embarrassed and angry that he lost his fighting power, and regretfully lost.
"…………"
What a perverted method!
Three hours later, the leader of the Tianming Sect arrived belatedly and was tricked into challenging him by people from the seven ancient clans.
Unfortunately, Chen Moyi learned the art of childbirth and felt the pain during childbirth, which was so painful that he couldn't stand up.
"…………"
Where did this disaster come from? The Dou Qi Continent is dead.
after……
After that, no one came to challenge him again. Chen Mo relaxed the conditions and said that he would give you one hand and two legs.
But he got a unanimous roll of the eyes from everyone, as well as a "knock it off".
Many powerful family members spent some money to buy some laxatives and left one after another.
They were not sure whether Chen Mo's tricks would be effective against Dou Zun, but seeing that Dou Zun was hit by the attack without any surprise and unable to resist, they did not dare to step forward to test it.
It's better to buy laxatives and try them out.
If it is effective against Dou Sheng, then it is absolutely impossible for them to defeat Chen Mo.
This also led to the fact that the next day, in the originally packed square, no one came, only a few fallen leaves.
Chen Mo hated the iron and said: "The psychology of these people is too fragile. They can't bear this. How dare they covet the things of Emperor Dou? They don't have the spirit of 'the road is really as strong as iron, but now we are crossing it from the beginning'."
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"Pull him down! With your hellish skill set, we all want to stay away from you!"
Chapter completed!