Memoirs of the extra drama

Men are animals that cannot be tempted.

Many years later, the Taoist slutty style and the outspoken Xi Zhicai sighed like this, and then used a cinnabar pen to draw countless exclamation marks on the paper.

"Husband, what are you thinking?" The little Chaihu still had charm, holding rice in her left hand and holding vegetables in her right hand, and it drifted like the wind.

"Husband, may you... be nostalgic again?" Mrs. Xiao Dingxiang was still beautiful, holding a book in her left hand and holding a painting in her right hand, and also floated over behind Xiao Chaihu.

"No, no." Xi Zhicai quickly hid his memoirs and said to the two ladies with a smile on his face: "Eat meals, after eating, we can appreciate calligraphy and paintings. That guy Cheng Yu actually said that I am not as good as his paintings. Cut~"

"That human-eating guy. Husband, you won't lose to him!" Xiao Chaihu pinched his waist with both hands, and the king's aura suddenly came out.

"Yes, my husband is so kind, much better than that Cheng Yu." Little Dingxiang's delicate body shook and leaned gently on Xi Zhicai's body...

When you open the history book, you will find flesh and blood and conspiracies, but for Xi Zhicai, the most unforgettable day is the sunny afternoon.

That day, the sun was so warm that Xi Zhi was too lazy to go out to make friends with famous families. He went to the kitchen to ask for a basin of fried chicken, but he took it back to the house and started eating it.

What's good about the Ye Mansion? Why did Guo Jia stay in such a place?

Xi Zhicai's mouth was filled with fried chicken and his heart was filled with questions. When he saw Guo Jia's talent was superb, he made friends with him, hoping to find a wise lord in the future and do something earth-shaking in this era. However, when he came to Luoyang, Guo Jia even discussed with the man named Ye Xiaoyi all day long how to make money.

The common affairs of merchants defile their minds.

Xi Zhicai burped and put the empty basin next to him. He continued to lie on the couch and bask in the sun. He had a full meal all day and did nothing. This criticized lifestyle was really ecstatic. So he did not notice that Xiao Chaihu and Xiao Dingxiang were in gracefully and sat on his couch.

"Mr. Xi, the weather is so good today." Xiao Chaihu carried a large jar of special wine and sighed at the clouds outside the window.

"Yes, sir is so lonely, why don't you ask me to accompany you?" Xiao Dingxiang held Xi Zhicai, who was stiff due to the fright, and looked at him gently.

Are these two people not female nurses under Ye Xiaoyi?

Xi Zhicai subconsciously rubbed into the couch. He didn't understand what they were going to do. Although he had received a lot of care from these two women in daily life, he felt so strange when he looked at his posture today.

It looks like the legendary...seduction!!!

No way? Didn’t these two women still revolve around Ye Xuan and the others a few days ago?

Xi Zhicai watched the two girls approaching, feeling that the tarts were getting more and more fierce in his heart.

"Mr. Xi, what? Are you unhappy when we sisters look for you?" Seeing that Xi Zhicai was like this, Xiao Dingxiang put on a sad posture.

"Mr. Xi, do you think our sisters are not good-looking?" Xiao Chaihu glared at her beautiful eyes and looked indignant.

"No, no, how dare you?" Xi Zhicai thought of Ye Xiaoyi's toughness, and by the way, the eight female nurses were not easy to mess with. With Guo Jia's lessons, he didn't want to touch the bad intentions of these women.

"Since it's not, why don't you dare to look at us sisters?" Xiao Dingxiang asked.

"This, because..." What's the good thing? Xi Zhicai was very good at talking about the art of war, but when talking about Fengyue, he was a little out of the way. He thought for a long time before choosing nice words and praised him: "It's because the two are as beautiful as flowers, so..."

"So you have bad thoughts in your mind?" Xiao Chaihu pressed step by step.

"No?" Xi Zhicai shook his head in a hurry.

"What? Why not? Do you think we are not good-looking?" Xiao Dingxiang almost burst into tears when she heard this.

"No, you are very beautiful." Xi Zhicai nodded desperately.

"Why don't you think we look good?" Xiao Chaihu glared.

"This..." Xi Zhicai was choked.

"What kind of this and that one? Are there any?"

"I……"

"What do I do? Tell me~"

"you……"

"What are you guys? Tell me quickly~"

"I... have an idea... is this OK?" Xi Zhicai explained in surrender; "But it's not a bad idea, really it's not?"

"Bah~ I think we are beautiful, and I admit that we have ideas. What is this not a bad idea?" Xiao Chaihu summed up using the philosophical knowledge he just learned: "A white horse is not a horse, don't think that fantasy is not a lust."

I'm going to~

Xi Zhicai collapsed on the couch, so he was blocked that he could only enter and not vent his breath.

"Sir, since you have evil thoughts, just admit it. If you don't admit it, how can we know?" Xiao Dingxiang saw that Xi Zhicai was half dead, so she asked Xiao Chaihu to pour him a cup of wine.

"I... admit it." I surrendered, I gave in. Xi Zhicai poured the wine into his stomach, thinking that at worst, I would give up today, but I would like to see how you seduced me. After all, they are maids from the Ye family, so what can they do if they have a fuss?

"Sir, actually, we sisters are here today to invite you to drink. Come on, this is a special wine." It is said that you will get drunk if you drink too much. Xiao Chaihu finally spoke in a gentle tone and started drinking.

One cup, two cups, three or four cups, five cups, six cups, seven or eight cups, nine cups, ten cups, eleven cups...

One hundred fifteen, fifteen twenty, twenty fifteen thirty, thirty fifteen forty…

Xi Zhicai was counting at the beginning, but later, he couldn't count it clearly. He found that the special wine produced by Hua Tuo was very strong. After drinking a few large jars, people would have symptoms such as Venus, limbs became weak, heartbeat, and red face and red ears.

"Sir, what do you think of wine?" Little Lion's eyes were as charming as silk.

"good!"

"Sir, what do you think of us sisters?" Xiao Chaihu was gentle and charming.

"good!"

"Sir~" The two girls heard Xi Zhicai's answer and snuggled into his arms at the same time.

Alcohol concentration mixed with adrenaline.

Xi Zhicai felt the warm fragrance and soft jade in his arms, and his whole body felt like he was in the clouds, and he was extremely happy...

What happened? Did you really eat and peel the two women alive?

Xi Zhicai wrote quickly, using suspicion, exploration, and detection spirit to write everything about that night into his memoir. Although he didn't know what he did after being drunk, he did find that Xiao Chaihu and Xiao Dingxiang were sitting beside him in disorganized clothes and crying. The angry Ye Xiaoyi rushed up to scold him for playing with Guo Jia's beloved sister...

Be a sister? Be a sister!

Xi Zhicai looked at Guo Jia with tears in his eyes, but saw Guo Jia feel heartbroken and pointing at the "tragic situation" of the two sisters, unable to speak even his mouth.

Being drunk is a mess! Destroy the reputation of other girls! Being immoral! Vague!

Ye Xiaoyi raised his hats one by one, and he couldn't get up on the couch. He covered his naked body with a quilt and asked Ye Xiaoyi whether he could marry these two people to cleanse his sins.

Get married? Follow Ehuang and Nuying?

Hurrah.

Ye Xiaoyi nodded and Guo Jia nodded. The two of them took a vote of onlookers to leave the court, saying that they would prepare for the marriage of the three of them, and they didn't have to hurry, just continue to mess with Mian...

"Husband~ What are you thinking?" Xiao Dingxiang picked up a dish for Xi Zhicai, feeling sorry for him working hard for his memoirs all day long.

"Husband~ You don't let us read that memoir, we're very curious~" Xiao Chaihu complained, but still poured him a glass of wine.

"If you have the chance in the future, I will show you it." Xi Zhicai enjoyed the blessing of Qi Ren and continued to transfer the memoirs under his butt to a more hidden place.

On the white paper, there are fonts like flowing water: "Memoirs of Xi Zhicai - Women are tigers!"

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