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Chapter 72: Misfortune comes out of the mouth (continued)

"The villain... said..." Li Li knew something was wrong, and hesitated and delayed the time, thinking in his heart that what he said just now was wrong.

After thinking about it, there may be problems with the word "everyone", but what problems can these two words be?

Thinking of this "dial insect" not that "dial insect", Li Li thought that it was because of his lack of talent and knowledge. He didn't know that "everyone" had any other intentions, so he quickly smoothed out:

"The villain means that the villain doesn't understand, but just meets everyone, that is, everyone... applauds, that should be good."

"You use 'everyone' as 'everyone'?" Xu Junqian was stunned when she heard this, and then laughed: "Haha, I'm really ignorant, ignorant! Mei'er, you misunderstood again."

The beauty covered half of her face with a round fan, burst into tears and laughed. The maids and officials around her also laughed.

Everyone is often used to call a woman with a noble identity, or a housewife (legitimate wife), a concubine, who is privately called "the big guy" and can be complacent.

But if you are called this in public, it is humiliation: You are a slut, and you are worthy of being called everyone?

The waterfront is filled with laughter and joy. As for how much of this laughter is true and how much is false, I don’t know.

Li Li really didn't know what the word "everyone" could have. Seeing that the misunderstanding was resolved, he felt relieved.

In later generations, when socializing with customers, there will inevitably be times when they make a mistake, which will lead to an awkward atmosphere on the scene. At this time, he has to quickly smooth out the scene, so he has developed the ability to save the scene.

And instinct.

So, Li Li, who almost had a disaster, "conditioned reflex" from his mouth, looked at the current beautiful scenery, and the birds flying in the sky, and read his favorite poem casually:

"Now the sunset is setting, the sunset is full of sunset, it is the 'the setting sun and the lone wild goose fly together, and the autumn water is the same color as the sky'!"

As soon as he finished speaking, Xu Junqian's body stiffened and murmured these two lines of poetry, her eyes went from confusion to shock, and then to ecstasy, and she danced: "Good...good poems, good poems!!"

The beauty next to her murmured these two lines of poetry, her eyes shining brightly, and when she looked at Li Li, she no longer had contempt, but was unbelievable.

The setting sun and the lone wild goose fly together, the autumn water and the sky are the same color, the seven-character poem and fourteen words summarize the "beauty" of the current beautiful scenery.

Although it is a text, the four words "Setting Clouds, Lone Wild Goose, Autumn Water and Long Sky" represent the four scenes, outlining a quiet and far-reaching picture. If you savor it carefully, you will feel that the artistic conception is profound.

What a great sentence!

"Li Li! Li Lang! Who are you studying? You are so literary!" Xu Junqian grabbed Li Li with her eyes full of madness: "This is a good sentence!"

"Uh... Wang... Wang Bo..." Li Li subconsciously said the original author of the poem.

He is a quote, not a plagiarism, of course he has to talk about the original author.

'This is a great sentence from Wang Bo's "Preface to the Pavilion of King Teng". It's very famous. Why did you forget it?'

Li Li thought so, but he felt inexplicable. Xu Junqian was confused when he heard the name "Wang Bo": "Langya Wang family? Haven't you heard of it?"

"Or it is the Wang family in Taiyuan? Or..."

Xu Junqian thought about it, but couldn't figure it out, and grabbed Li Li's shoulder and shook it: "Li Lang! You are so good at pretending!"

"Ah?" Li Lizhen felt inexplicable.

"You kid, you are obviously literary, but you are willing to be a Yuliang official... Are you unable to escape from the world? Are you unhappy with talent? Or..." Xu Junqian looked at Li Li, her eyes became hot, which made Li Li feel goosebumps.

"Shangguan, this poem was written by Wang Bo. How did it become a villain?" Li Li defended and was shocked: Wang Bo seemed to be a poet of the Tang Dynasty...

"Preface to the Pavilion of King Teng" appeared in the Tang Dynasty, and now it is the Southern and Northern Dynasties, before the Tang Dynasty.

So, he made a mistake.

"The setting sun and the lone wild goose fly together, and the autumn water and the sky are the same color" is a famous quote that has been passed down through the ages. Li Li was impressed by him, but he ignored the times, so he subconsciously quoted it.

Now, how can he justify himself?

"Haha, you are not sincere..." Xu Junqian smiled when she saw Li Li's appearance: "You are literary, but you accidentally let it go, and you can only make a name nonsense. Wang Bo, I think there will be no such person in the world!"

"No, no, Shangguan, the villain is really a poem that he looks elsewhere, and his signature is Wang Bo..."

Xu Junqian just didn't believe it: "Where do you see the poem?"

"Uh... count... a few days ago, it's here..." Li Li made up a lie casually, "I wrote it on this pillar. Now my handwriting is gone, I think it's been wiped out..."

Xu Junqian was surprised and looked suspicious: "Is that so? Which day, let me tell you..."

“Three days ago….”

"Three days ago? Didn't you just released from prison not long ago?"

"Uh...friends invited me..."

Li Li had already learned the ability to talk to others and talk to others when he saw others. He bragged in public and his face would not be red. He was so serious that he really scared Xu Junqian, who was ecstatic.

Xu Junqian came to the pillar where Li Li said that he had written a good sentence, looked left and right, and couldn't see any handwriting.

He looked back at Li Li and looked at Li Li with an "innocent" look.

After a long time, Xu Junqian sighed: "Wang Bo, Wang Bo, I must find you and have a drink and have fun with you!"

Then he asked the official to approach: "You, hurry up and check, three days ago, or around that day, who have come to this water pavilion?"

"Yes, my subordinates obey the order."

"Go to the county school again and ask if there are any scholars and students who have been in contact recently."

"Yes, my subordinates obey the order."

Xu Junqian took the white paper brought by the beauty, looked at the beautiful sentence recorded on it, her face full of appreciation, just looking at it, as if an old monk had entered into meditation.

Li Li stood beside him honestly and did not dare to speak casually anymore, so as not to "disaster come from his mouth."

That's right, he could regard this good sentence as his own, and then be appreciated by Xu Chanjun, and then climbed up.

He climbed up to Xu Chanjun's brother-in-law, King Xiangdong, and then "drawed appropriately" some famous poems to make King Xiangdong admire him, gain his appreciation, and continue to climb up and come to the emperor.

"Adjust reference" some famous poems that made the emperor amazed and promoted. In just one or two years, isn't it better than making money in Poyang as a local wealth?

Is that true?

Li Li thinks it is not.

Fake is fake. According to the standards of this era, he is just an illiterate, not a literary talent at all, and has no ink in his stomach.

Even if you can't figure out what the "caozhu" is, even if you get in front of the emperor, you will be fooled sooner or later.

The poems "borrowed" can only be applied in specific scenarios, but once they accompany the emperor on a trip, the emperor asks him to write poems improvised or give him a title to write poems, and he cannot apply "Tang poetry and Song lyrics". What should he do?

Or maybe the children of aristocratic families come to visit and invite him on a trip, and everyone recites poems and writes pairs, which are all improvised. Does he have the ability to improvise?

No.

Fake is fake. If you fool people with famous poems you have learned from "learning", you will sooner or later find that your name is not worthy of yourselves and you will be humiliated by yourself.

Therefore, he cannot make a fortune by relying on this shortcut.

"Very good, very good." Xu Junqian applauded repeatedly, asking the beauty to put the paper carefully, then looked at Li Li and smiled, "Li Lang..."

Li Li did not care about the rudeness and quickly interrupted: "The villain was frightened and could not bear the title of Shangguan."

"It's okay, you can afford it, but since you feel panic, it's fine." Xu Junxi paused and continued: "Li Sanlang, you can tell the origin of this poem honestly, instead of taking the opportunity to earn benefits, which shows that you have a good heart."

Li Li listened with a decent look on his face, and Xu Junqian said again: "You are good at fishing, right?"

"When I go back to Shangguan, it was a rumor made by others, and the fishing skills of villains are ordinary... I just have a little experience."

Xu Junqian waved her hand: "No, it's not a little bit, it's very experienced, very good, very good!"

The more Li Li listened, the more he felt something was wrong. Because he was obedient, Xu Chanjun came to him today, probably for another purpose, not to watch fishing.

But I can only listen.

I heard Xu Junqian say again: "Li Sanlang, you may not be able to do anything for the minor official Yuliang. I have thought of a good place for you."

Li Li didn't want to go to any "good place". He was going to start a business and start a workshop to make money. He had already planned to answer:

"When I go back to Shangguan, the villain thanks Shangguan for his kindness, but the villain has an old mother, a widowed sister-in-law and an orphan nephew. If I go somewhere else, I will have no support at home."

"Is that right?" Xu Junqian was a little surprised and asked the accompanying clerk to confirm the situation of Li Li's family. He pondered: "You are filial to your mother and polite to your widowed sister-in-law and orphan nephew. It's very good, very good."

The word "very good" sounds like "the kidney is good" in Li Li's ears.

He heard Liu Decai say that Xu Chanjun had dozens of beautiful concubines at home, and only sighed that he was good at his kidneys. Now he always heard this person say "very good", and Li Li complained deeply:

OK, if you know that your kidneys are good, can you stop saying "very good" in public? Are you afraid that others will not know that your kidneys are good?

"Haha, I am thinking too much." Xu Junqian smiled again, looked at Li Li, and said, "You can follow me to search for the Yang, enter the prince's mansion, and accompany the prince, so you will not delay family affairs."

"Ah? Prince?" Li Li didn't react at once.

The officials next to him, Bai Zhizhi, listened to him and looked at Li Li with envy: Go and accompany the prince of Xiangdong, this is really a success!

Xu Junqian nodded: "Yes, go to Xunyang and go to Xiangdong Prince's Mansion to accompany the prince. Xunyang and Poyang are convenient for traveling. You can walk on the water route. You can arrive in one or two days. If you have any trouble in your house, you can take care of it."

Li Li only felt unbelievable: Are you having a problem with your mind? My case just made the King of Xiangdong so dirty. Do you want me to go to the royal palace to disgust the King of Xiangdong?

But then I thought about it and thought that I might want him to pretend to be a show and show the open-minded and generous spirit of the King of Xiangdong.

So Li Li felt that this might be a two-yuan lottery winning first prize. After he suffered so much, he finally managed to see the clouds clear and the moon bright!

The sudden good news made Li Li feel that his life was full of sunshine. Fortunately, I remember to be humble and quickly said: "Shangguan! A villain does not understand literary talent and rules. How can a vulgar person enter the palace and accompany the prince?"

Xu Junqian waved her hand: "Whether you can accompany the prince, the king has the final say. Please follow me to search for the sun and show your face in front of the king. I have my own arrangements, so that's it!"

Xu Junqian did not allow Li Li to say too much, and asked the official to approach: "You, please do this at the county party committee and don't forget it."

Li Li stood beside him, feeling happy. Although this matter has not been decided yet, he felt that "God rewards hard work". Perhaps because he has worked hard for this period of time, God has given him a chance.

He wants to seize this opportunity. If the prince of Xiangdong favors him, it means that he can get close to power, even if it is the power of a fox and a tiger.

The Central Plains has been an official society since ancient times. If he is with power and does many things in the future, he will definitely achieve twice the result with half the effort.
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