Chapter 565 The Zetarians have invaded the earth!
After repeatedly playing with the crystal clear universe cube in his hand, Ash finally resisted the urge to lick it for two times, because he smelled several different saliva smells from this thing.
"To be honest, have you licked it?" Ashes stared at the cramped Loki with a serious face.
"I, I, I, to be honest, really want to lick it, but, when I first came out of the portal, I was attacked by those Easterners." Loki replied.
"What, if I were asked to catch those guys who licked the universe cube, I would definitely tear him to pieces!" After venting his depression in his heart, Ashes continued, "When can I open the portal you mentioned? Summon the Qitari people to Earth?"
"Well, I don't know much about the specific process. I only know how to activate the cosmic cubic energy. As for how to build a portal, I have a drawing here, and you need a group of elite scientists to complete it." Loki presented a drawing with both hands and then stepped aside.
After getting the picture, Ashes winked at Alice. The little loli pretended to read a few words, then opened up her own territory and summoned six Misaka sisters who looked similar but had different figures and ages. No, to be precise, they were Misaka**, two Misaka sisters, two Misaka sisters and a Misaka cow mature woman.
"What are these?" Ashes looked at Alice blankly.
"They are the Misaka scientists who are the most researching in space technology in the field world. Even if they have snot, they are not as professional as theirs." Alice replied proudly.
"Are you sure this ** who is licking the lollipop with a runny nose?" This pocket doll, about four years old, is it a mascot used to watch?
"Don't look at them from a worldly perspective, you should know that every Misaka girl has at least twenty bodies of different ages in her wardrobe. You can treat these bodies as clothes. They will change their corresponding bodies according to their mood every day before going out." Alice explained.
"It's easy, start quickly!" Ashes said nothing, and threw the drawings to the most mature Misaka Daishou sister.
After several minutes of research, the Misaka nodded and determined the value of this drawing.
"In just half a day, we can build this portal. However, we cannot stimulate the energy of the universe cube and activate this portal." Misaka** explained very professionally.
"This is left to Loki. Little Kiki. You performed well this time. Since you have helped us find the cube of the universe and donated the drawings, then I will make the decision to reward Thor to you." Ashes snapped his fingers, and the elephant dragged out the half-dead Thor.
"Hmph! Traitor!" Seeing Loki in golden reindeer suit, Thor snorted disdainfully, then turned his head aside.
"Well, sir, didn't you say that you could help me get Thor's heart?" Loki looked at the ashes begging.
"Price. I abide by the principle of equivalent exchange and help you get Thor's heart. It's not a small amount." Ashes rubbed his fingers very philanthropically and made a look of money.
"Of course, as long as I can succeed, I will give out our divine nature!" Loki nodded and assured.
"Dream, I only like Jane. You, the frost Titan, can go as far as you can. I never make a fuss!" Thor, who was trampled under his feet by an elephant, roared unyieldingly.
"Thor, you bastard! That's not what you said at the beginning!" Loki roared sadly with tears in his eyes.
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"Uh, what a bloody scene! I seem to have seen the ending!" Ashes said whispering to Alice.
"Yeah yeah...!" The six Misaka people who had not returned to the realm world had praised.
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"Soul is calm, don't swear! What did I say at the beginning?" Thor looked at Loki with his eyes splattering.
"When you were in the Immortal Palace, on your twelfth birthday, you said to me in person, 'When I grow my hair to my waist, you will marry me!' Did you say that you forgot what happened that night?" Loki looked at Thor with grievance, with his resentful eyes, uh, let's vomit together!
"Uh...? What happened that night?" Thor, who couldn't stand Loki's dark eyes, turned his head and asked in a quiet voice. Did he deflower Loki that night? Thor was still very confident about his size! Although he didn't mess with him, he firmly believed that his firmness could make all the chrysanthemums unforgettable forever, and he missed him until now. I think Loki's performance should be the result of being fucked after drinking?
"You, you don't remember? That's his first time!" Loki burst into tears.
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"Let's go, my breakfast is a little ready! Twelve years old! Beasts, such as a pair of beasts!" Alice, with a pale face, covered her stomach with her little hands, looking like she couldn't resist it.
The Misaka sisters and Misaka sisters standing behind her were all looking at the excitement with light. A group of damn fujokovic girls!
"Sir, don't leave, you must help me! Please, I will present my divine character to you." Seeing that Ashes were about to leave, Loki rushed over and hugged his thighs, never letting go.
"Let me go! Help! Let me go! Dead gay man, mud walks armor! Mud walks armor!" The frightened ashes kicked his legs desperately, but no matter how hard he tried, he could not get rid of the Rocky Guy.
"Sir, please~!"
"Ahhhh! Let go, I promise you!" Ashes cried.
Ten minutes later, Ashes finally came to the expert Hideyoshi, who specializes in treating various emotional problems.
"Master, thank you for giving me so many days of vacation. I'm so full this time! Look, this is a gift I have prepared for you." Hideyoshi, who walked into the door, handed the package in her hand to the ashes.
Open the package and look, hiss! This is a super artifact with a cost-effectiveness far exceeding the head of Cyclops. It can release a high-powered dog-eye laser with the ‘Head of Superman’!
"You sucked Superman dry?" Ashes said in surprise.
"That's right! You don't know, Superman is so strong! It took him two days and two nights to suck him clean. The smell of aliens is really not covered." Hideyoshi, who had a rosy and shiny complexion, moaned twice in satisfaction. He unexpectedly captured Thor, who was looking at peach blossoms. "Who is this guy? He looks like he tastes good."
"He's not for food! Ahem, this is Mr. Loki. He has some confusions that need you to solve. You should move quickly. You have to do it in the afternoon." Ashes pointed at Loki and said to Hideyoshi.
"no problem!"
After some conversation, Hideyoshi gave a plan that was very consistent with the three views of Ashes:
Hideyoshi first used brainwashing hormones to whiten Thor, allowing him to completely forget his girlfriend on Earth. Then Hideyoshi used scissors to crack Loki's friends, and then the female hormones transformed him into a peerless beauty. Then, creating an accident that allowed the newborn Loki sister to meet Thor, and then it all depends on Loki's own efforts.
"No! Why do you want to turn someone into a woman?!" Loki looked at the ashes angrily.
"Huh? Aren't you a burden? Since that's the case, let's make you feel more. Why, are you not satisfied?" Hideyoshi asked with a raised eyebrows.
"Don't be satisfied! I, Loki, have always been a straight man. I want to change my gender and become Thor! Only by turning him into a woman can he not hook up with other women!" Loki stared at Hideyoshi hostilely.
"Wait. What happened that night? Did I see the ending wrong?" I asked curiously when I found something wrong.
"That night, people and Thor drank too much, and then they couldn't help but burst out Thor's anus. Then, he leaned in his arms with satisfaction and said a lot of shameful words..." At this point, Loki was already shy.
"Uh, I'm defeated. After your problem ends, don't forget to pay the Godhead and Thor's Hammer." After that, Ashes led the girls to the nearest toilet, and then vomited as much as possible...
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While Nasal and Dr. Misaka made the space gate, Ash also learned a lot from the news:
Since the Hulk was controlled by the red light ring, he has escaped from the shackles of his big shorts and is completely super magical. There is no longer any existence on earth who can stop him from killing him!
When the Ashes and the Cubic Escape escaped with the Universe Cube, Hulk first injured Captain Sauron, then ate the copycat Superman Damon and the pirated Ghost Rider Eddie. Then he went west, destroying countless buildings, and at the same time roasted and ate countless innocent American farts.
But these greedy Hulk, who still could not satisfy the fury, were controlled by instinctively by instinctively, rushed towards the Statue of Liberty statue with the same size as himself, and pierced the goddess' buttocks with huge green cucumbers in front of the global audience, and left countless transparent holes on the statue.
The US government, whose spiritual beliefs were insulted, naturally had to fight back. They showed their hidden aces. Colonel Stryker's Dark Legion: a group of super wave ss who became more inconsistent than the original work after injecting unknown avalokitescent substances. What is the Lizard Doctor, Venom, Slaughter, Deadpool, Sandman, Green Devil... They all went into battle and fought with the Hulk in the Temple of the Empire State Building.
The battle lasted for a long time, with unlimited energy, and the more angry Hulk ate one villain or decent person after another who came to help, and broke countless planes on the top of the Imperial Shang. After the battle, the unstoppable Hulk rushed from New York to west, and then pushed from south to north, flattening all the annoying buildings. In addition, he set fire to countless fires, ate thousands of people, and shamelessly urinated and defecated everywhere!
Now, the US President who is hiding in the White House, "Oba Donkey Head" is hesitating whether he should launch a nuclear bomb to destroy New York City?
If you don't launch, the ten usury owners who live on Wall Street will not die. This is an opportunity. If you kill them, you don't have to pay back the huge sum of tens of billions of dollars! If you launch, all the thirty mistresses who he secretly spent tens of billions of dollars were all over. He vaguely remembered that the four college fans who were forced by him a few days ago still lived in the New York Peninsula Guesthouse, and those were places that had not yet been deflowered! In the United States, where they were all scarce resources, so it was blown up like this. Isn't that a pity?
Whether to shoot or not, this is a question! As for the Hulk, which is still rampant, was completely ignored by the donkey-headed man.
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When the Hulk was running wildly in New York, Yaoji and his only subordinate Chen Xiangji were blocked by Tie Nan in a corner of the alley. Tie Nan with a black lamp ring led a army of superpowered zombies to siege Yao Ji. Yaoji repeatedly used various copying skills, but still failed to stop Tie Nan's offensive.
Just when Tie Nan was about to win, he trusted his female high school student the most and pierced the heart of the male high school student Xie Lumao with one knife. Then, Yaoji's subordinates and the female high school student joined forces to kill Tie Nan. What is this situation?
"Why? You are my girlfriend! Why do you fuck me?" Before her death, Cuckold looked at the high school girl unwillingly. He still remembered that this girl was teleported into the main god space when Chen Moumou was forced to be exaggerated. Why didn't she hate Chen Moumou, but instead joined forces with him to assassinate her true boyfriend?
"Your place is too small! It is neither long-lasting nor strong, has few postures, has poor skills, and does not know how to kneel down and lick! My sister has been tolerating you for a long time. You are too boring. Where can you know how to take pictures like 'Camera Chen'? So, go die!" Then, the high school girl's boyfriend Xie Cuckold died with a knife bucket, and from then on, she lived a happy new digital life with Chen Camera who can take pictures.
At the moment when the three were besieged, Tie Man chose to self-destruct the ring in exchange for the last blow before his death. As a result, he actually succeeded! He punched through Yaoji's heart, and under Yaoji's sarcasm, he curled his braid in confusion.
Yaoji didn't show fear and reluctance because Mao was not showing her fear and reluctance? Tieman didn't understand until she died.
"What a pity, the black lamp ring is the most powerful ring!" Yaoji said with a look of gratitude when touching the pierced heart. Since he put on the red lamp ring, his heart has been replaced by the lamp ring. He has evolved! He is no longer a human! Momo is no longer worried that his heart will be blown by the enemy!
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At the same time, the girls of Misaka finally built a portal, and Loki, who was holding the beautiful blonde hair and burning mushrooms, also activated the universe cube. The idle and painful Ashes began to try to summon the alien invading army.
Chapter completed!