Chapter 510 The mission begins!
"Boy, are you playing with me? Don't you want to live anymore?" Tie Nan thought these two would cry and beg for her protection, but she didn't expect that these two newcomers with good qualities were actually two mentally ill. "I'll ask you again, are you willing to join our team and accept my protection? If you don't cooperate with us, you will die 100%!" Captain Tie Nan threatened.
"Uh, please ignore me completely, please!" Ashes hesitated for a moment, then replied sincerely, and bowed, looking even more sincere.
"Please!" Alice also shouted loudly. The extremely excited voice of this dead Loli was just playing with the captain.
"Hmph! Since you have chosen to work alone, then get out! These are two guns, you can do it yourself. Why? You are not leaving yet?" The captain, whose self-esteem was hit, said shyly. I am for your own good, but I don't appreciate it!
"Uh, I'm waiting for the eggshell to fade away... Haha, I can't get out." Ashes touched the protective layer that had not yet been eliminated, and then smiled, "This thing is really amazing. By the way, Captain Iron Man, although you are a little cruel, you are really a good person!"
"Shiao, I've actually been sent a good person to get stuck!"
Looking at the strange performance of the mentally ill pair Ash and Alice, everyone retreated one after another and distanced themselves from them, saying that we didn't know these two lunatics.
"Captain, since they are unwilling to join our team, they are not considered their own. Releasing these two mental illnesses to make trouble everywhere is likely to destroy or affect our plans, and they are more likely to be killed by other teams. Rather than doing this, it is better to leave it to me to deal with it." The hungry young chicken rushed out again, staring at the little loli greedily, and asked anxiously.
"It's up to you, but don't dirty my eyes." After thinking about Yaoji's words, Tie Nan felt that there was something wrong with him. He is not the Virgin. Although he really wants these two mentally ill patients with good qualities to survive, the safety of his teammates is more important. If this is an ordinary mission plot, let them go without a problem, but this time it's a team battle, hey...
Tieman waved impatiently and sent away the Shamatt fly in front of him. If it weren't for the fact that his team had no talent, who would have chosen the psychologically distorted Shamatt as a team member?
"Young man, enjoy it, Master Ji, I'm going to start moving! Don't be afraid. Master Ji will comfort you and let Master Ji tell you what real happiness is!" Yao Ji said slowly, but he did not take any slow action. He quickly pulled out the soft sword from his waist and shook at the ashes' limbs at high speed, and was about to break the tentacle monster's tendons.
"Hiss!...", "Stupid!", "No, it's a slut!", "Damn!", "Kung Fu?", "Warrior Master!"...
Seeing this exaggerated scene, the soy saucers who were playing soy sauce on the side finally believed what the veterans said. No matter whether this is a real movie world or not, those superpowers are probably true. If they don’t follow these strong people, then the tenth** will really die tragically.
A crisp sound of ‘Clang…!’ was grabbed by the sharp sword in Yaoji’s hand by the ashes.
"Impossible! My Qingcheng swordsmanship is unparalleled in the world. This is the peerless magical skill of the great hero Yu Canghai who scattered the martial arts world. How could you catch it?!" Yaoji was fertilized! Uh, frightened!
When Yaoji came out of his sword in a coquettish way, he never expected that the little white face opposite him was not an ordinary person. How could a newcomer who had just entered the divine space beside him not an ordinary person? With such an idea, Yaoji was decisively caught.
In the short moment when Yaoji set out his sword, Ashes created a layer of skeleton armor in the palm of his palm. The whole palm turned into a glove wrapped in an exoskeleton. While holding the sword blade with his bone hand, a bone blade was stretched out from his wrist, piercing Yaoji's arm and pointing directly to his neck.
"Ah! You little...! No, no, no, no, sir, please spare your life!" The young chicken, whose face changed drastically, shouted and cursed. However, after seeing the bone blade piercing the skin, he shrank again and prayed in a low voice.
"Hey. Why bother? Why? It's interesting to see you barking like a dog, but you always bite me and hit our wife's attention. How do you teach me how not to kill you?" Ash slapped the young chicken in the face with great thought, as if I was embarrassed and didn't want to kill you.
"No, don't, good man, please spare your life! Just think I'm a big deal, how about letting me go? I still have 100 points here, so how about all the filial piety to the uncle?" The young chicken, who was scared to cry, begged for mercy with a runny nose.
"One hundred points? Are you sending beggars? Do you think I'm a newcomer and don't understand the market?!" Another big ear scraped and pulled away the two front teeth of the Yaji, Ash cursed comfortably. Why is it so good for me? Did the Dous gene have awakened?
"Brother, please stop! This mission suddenly increased to the difficulty of fourteen people, and it also encountered a team battle. I guess they were all two people? Are the two members of other reincarnation teams transferred? This mission is very difficult. Please let this guy go and save some strength. Unity is strength!" Tie Man, who was planning to abandon the ashes, suddenly brought an embarrassing smile and pleaded for Yaoji.
"Muscle Brother said it is good. We two are really members of other teams. After making a lot of money on the field mission, we specially chose this low-level team to reduce the difficulty of the mission. Alas, why are you always so soft-hearted? For the sake of Muscle Brother, you can get out, little chicken, hey, don't leave, come back, I will leave you a medal!" A young chicken that was running like a mad dog, knocked it over with a punch, then popped up a sharp nail, and burned the words or patterns of bitch, turtle, little jj, etc. on his face, especially the hairy "bird" on his forehead, which was really very vivid.
"Wuwuwu, please don't want it, wuwuwu..." The young chicken, who was pressed under the ashes, struggled in pain, begged for mercy, and moaned... OK**.
"Brother, please give me a face!" Seeing that his younger brother was so humiliated, the iron man spoke stiffly.
"Muscle Brother, isn't it over? Just now, you let the dog bite me, and finally beg me to let this dog go. OK, let's promise you, I'll spare him the life. But you have seen what he was going to do just now, it's not too much to punish me? Now, I'm writing a word on this dog, don't whine anymore. My brother's craftsmanship is very exquisite and I can't kill him!" Ashes promised confidently.
Although the Muscle Brother has a good character, and the guys who bully these combat power "minors" have no sense of accomplishment, if he can really get a huge sum of money by killing a fellow earthling, he doesn't care about Tu Guang and his fellow countrymen. The Time and Space Temple still won't give me news for Mao? Isn't the reincarnator in the main god space considered the Earth's time traveler?
"Brothers, each step back and make the relationship break. We may not rescue us when we encounter a strong enemy later." The acting captain was very afraid of Ash, the black householder transferred from other teams, and continued to negotiate with the angrily.
"Tsk, I can't draw it anymore, take it! Also, who said I'm going to join you? Just as you are a group of people, you still play group battles? For the sake of giving me two guns just now, I'll give you a suggestion, first make enough points, then find a place to hide, and call a fine after the mission is over." Ashes threw the completely disfigured Xiaoji over and then said contempt.
"You!" The acting captain blushed, and then he shut up unwillingly.
"Captain, mission..." The lady in leather walked to him and opened her mouth in embarrassment.
"You guys are busy, let's not disturb you!" Ashes dragged Alice to the next side of the protective cover, then took out a pair of small stools and sat down, then took out a bag of potato chips, and you ate one by one, without any solemnity or worry before the decisive battle. This heartless scene of showing love made these 'seniors' of the country bumpkin sigh. This is the real veteran! A true master!
"Two, since you don't want to cooperate, then forget it. If you encounter danger, you can contact us through this walkie-talkie, and we will come to help!" The old lady in leather took out a silver-white science fiction walkie-talkie and handed it to Ash, wanting to make a good relationship with these two "experts". When she was about to come, she still blinked at Ash charmingly. Have you ever seen the clumsy and terrifying heavy-mouthed autumn wave of the vegetable seller? That's it!
"Uh, thank you!" Ashes nodded with an ugly expression.
"Okay, you guys, are there any one you want to do alone? If not, just look at your watch! The world we entered this time is the comic Batman! Level C, which is quite dangerous for ordinary teams like us! Fortunately, the characters in this plot do not have any superpowers, otherwise it is even more difficult! There are three tasks this time, the first is to repel Batman once, reward 500 points, and one e-level side plot. If Batman is successfully captured, you can get 1,000 points and an e-level side plot. If Batman is successfully killed, you can get 2,000 points and a c-level side plot. If you fail the task, you will deduct 1,000 points, and those who do not have enough points will be eliminated. Next, I would like to advise you not to dream. Batman is the protagonist of this world, and killing him is simply impossible! Unless you don't plan to live." Tieman exclaimed alarmistly.
"Team, captain, why did you only show one task?" Long Tsuten, who had unparalleled skills, asked.
"This is an unlocked task. Only when one is completed will the next task appear. This task is a team battle. Kill the opponent's ordinary member to get 500 points, get one point in total score, kill a team member who unlocks the gene lock, get one thousand points, and get one point in total score. One person in this team loses the total score. After the task is over, reward based on the total score x one hundred points, with zero or negative points, and erase it. Lu Mao, explain to them what happened this time." Tie Nan sighed and said.
"Okay, let me talk about the team battle. There will be four reincarnation teams in this mission, namely the weakest 'Heaven Team'. They are all composed of Simida from the South Band Kingdom. They are quite arrogant and think they are the sons of the gods. They came to this world yesterday. Then there is the Indian "Asan Team" who are a group of weirdos who have cheated and came to this world six hours ago. Then there is us, the "Seventh Reincarnation Team of Zhongzhou", and finally, the "Heaven Team" of the United States, which will only come after the day. Our team has a high evaluation, mostly because of those two. But it is still far behind the "Heaven Team". According to my estimate, we were assigned to the evil camp because the American team is too powerful, and we must use the evil power of this world to complete the task. Do you have any doubts?" Xie Lumao, a male high school monk who saved the naked female high school monk, spoke.
"We can join forces with the other two teams, so that we can win more." His old classmate Chen Xiangji suggested.
"Impossible, Smida is very arrogant. They believe that the reincarnation space was created by their ancestors. For the glory of their ancestors, they will not cooperate with any creatures other than Smida. Of course, when they are beaten into dogs, they will crawl to you and please you to save his life. Therefore, Smida cannot win over, and can only wait for them to defeat them before finding opportunities to unite. As for the three people in India, they cannot evaluate it, so it is better not to contact them." Senior high school monk Taoist.
"Okay, the protective cover will disappear in two minutes. At that time, everyone will look for the evil organization in Gotham City. Earlfriend, Lv Mao, and Yao Ji. You will bring a few newcomers to protect them." The captain said.
"Captain, where are me?" The timid migrant worker Wang Daechui finally spoke.
"You? You have been playing soybeans and survived by dragging your legs. You are still a scumbag for ordinary people. The last plot mission killed the captain, who do you want to kill this time? In short, no matter what you want to do, just don't follow us again! This time, we won't care about you anymore." Tie Nan said disgusted.
"No, you can't do this! Protecting me is the captain's last wish! Also, my lucky fortune is very high, I have the life of a real dragon, you must protect me. When I rise up, I will repay you!" Wang Dahui said unwillingly.
"You are the captain's relative, so he will take care of you. But the captain was killed by you, and we have nothing to do with you, and you are unwilling to give, so we will not take care of you anymore! Okay, the protective cover is lifted, everyone will set off!" The iron man waved his hand and walked towards the bustling road.
Soon, there were only the mentally ill duo who ate potato chips with relish, the lost Wang Daechu, the silent Japanese lady, and the sissy Li Dianniang.
"Little Jhin, Infinite Flow, so magical! Didn't Gallon say that this world is the Avengers? Why did he become Batman?" Alice whispered in Ash's ear.
"God knows, maybe the world of wonder and the world of dc are merged. Why don't you do that? Play with them for two days first, and then contact Constantine, hoping that this guy won't disappoint me." Ashes whispered.
"Hey! Why haven't you left yet?" Alice asked the few people who were left.
"Then those Shamatt's eyes looked at others are so evil, I'm afraid they will..." Li Dianniang said shyly.
"Are you really a man?" After studying for a long time, Ash asked uncertainly.
"He's really a boy!" Sissy covered the vital points between her legs with her hands tightly, and said with a red face.
"Don't worry, I won't do anything to you. What about you? Japanese woman, why are you staying?" Ashes turned around and asked, "Ashes who gave up the shy little sissy.
"You are the strong, follow you safely." The black-haired lady said Chinese skillfully, and she deserves to be a translator.
"Huh? This guy is weird!" Alice took out the detector and took a photo at the Japanese, and then said, "It actually has a low-level e-level evaluation, yes! He even opened a gene lock. Your fellow earthlings are very capable!"
"You are not an ordinary person. If you talk about your origin, if it is interesting, we will cover you." The ashes sitting on the stool said in great need of a beat.
"I am a ninja from the Japanese Wind Demon Clan, and my name is Kazuma Sakura. The gene lock you mentioned should be a potential secret technique that only the Supreme Ninja can master in our Wind Demon Clan." The Japanese answered honestly.
"Ninja?! I didn't expect there were really ninjas on Earth. Well, because you are so rare, let's have sex with us. Let's find a few local snakes first to see if you can find out about the ninja master. If you are lucky, you may be able to quickly improve your strength!" Ashes waved to the sissy and the emperor, and then walked towards the road.
"Thank you!" Sister Kaorama said softly.
"You're welcome, I, Lei Feng, never leave a name for doing good deeds! Just call me a red scarf!" Ashes waved his hand and said modestly.
"Okay, Red Scarf San, I will remember your kindness in my heart!" Kaorama said sincerely.
"Uh, you'd better call me Lei Feng..."
"No problem, Lei Fengsang!"
"..." Why does it sound so awkward?
"Hey! Why don't you ask me?" Seeing Ash and the others walking further and further away, Wang Dachu shouted unwillingly.
"Why do you want to ask you? I'm asking you all based on your preference. You're too unpleasant. Get out of here and don't get in the way, otherwise I'll cut off your legs and throw you on the road. If you die like this, the Lord God shouldn't be on my head, right?" Ashes threatened.
"You, you, you...humph! I, Wang Dachui, is also a veteran, I am unparalleled in luck! You can wait, you will definitely regret it!" Wang Dachui spat out a sip of saliva and then walked towards the depths of the alley without looking back.
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My name is Wang Dachu. I am a legendary veteran who has experienced a plot mission in succession but has not received any strengthening and can survive without any damage. I am able to survive until now, relying on my extraordinary insight and smart response in the face of danger, the romantic nose hair that can increase the favorability of the plot characters, and the lucky halo that only the protagonist has! After so much, I finally discovered a problem, that is: I am the real protagonist! That's right, the "Ash" of the gods is all the guise of the author to deceive you ignorant readers. I am the real protagonist of this book! Because besides the protagonist, who else has such a great fortune as me?! He actually experienced a mission without dying?!
My name is Wang Dachu. What I never expected was that I failed inexplicably at the beginning of this mission!
The sentence just now was death fg! I woke up in the moment of death!
"Ahhhhh! I was wrong with the author, please give me another chance!"
A shrill scream came from behind the ashes. When he turned around, he saw only half of his twitching thighs that were not smashed by the air-conditioning main case.
"Uh, Alice, are you sure this is Batman's world, not death is coming?" Ashes asked with a black thread.
"I don't know!" the little loli said happily.
Chapter completed!