Chapter 25: Insider Expert(1/2)
"Boy, I was negligent just now. Now let you put the white knife in and the red knife out. Let you see how red the flowers are."
Brother Leopard was already crazy at this time. He had never suffered such a big loss. If he didn't regain his face, how would he be able to hang out on the streets of Taitung Street in the future?
Brother Xiaoma and Brother Leopard winked, and together they swung their daggers and stabbed Li Moyang in the chest, wanting to prick this brat with holes all over his body.
When Tang Yuqing saw the scene in front of her, she screamed, the sound was sharp and earth-shattering.
However, Li Moyang, Brother Xiao Ma, and Brother Leopard all turned to Tang Yuqing and shouted at the same time: "Men do things, and women should stop interrupting."
Tang Yuqing decisively closed her mouth.
Yes, a man is annoyed by women screaming at every turn, as if women cannot express their inner feelings without screaming. Of course, what bothers men the most is women screaming at that time. At that time, the louder the voice, the more attractive it is to men.
Like.
Although the three men shouted to Tang Yuqing to shut up at the same time, it did not mean that the three of them were of the same mind.
At this time, Brother Leopard and Brother Xiaoma wanted to stab Li Moyang to death. Tonight, the two of them suffered a big loss from this non-mainstream rural youth.
Seeing two daggers stabbing Li Moyang from different directions, but Li Moyang did not dodge, Brother Leopard sneered, probably the young man was frightened.
Tang Yuqing stopped shouting, she was already petrified.
Tang Yuqing now regrets very much why she took Li Moyang out to go shopping tonight.
Now Li Moyang's life is at risk. I feel a little sorry for the child. Today is Li Moyang's first day in the city. What should I do? What should I do?
Tang Yuqing looked around anxiously and saw a broken brick on the ground. She quickly picked it up and held it in her hand. She mustered up her courage, closed her eyes, and threw it at the figure of Brother Leopard she just saw.
"Hit, the bad guy asked you to bully my little brother." Tang Yuqing heard the screams and quickly opened her eyes, only to find Li Moyang covering his shoulders and screaming in pain.
"Hey, where are those two bad guys? Why are they all lying on the ground?" Tang Yuqing looked at the strange scene in front of her in surprise.
"Sure enough, the ones who hurt you the most are your relatives!" Li Moyang screamed in pain.
Tang Yuqing saw Li Moyang rubbing his shoulders and the painful look on his face, and knew that he had done a disservice.
But how those two bad guys were defeated, Tang Yuqing was very curious.
Could it be that just when he closed his eyes, Li Moyang defeated the two bad guys?
This is too subversive. Is it possible that Li Moyang is a hidden master and a young special soldier who returned to the city to perform tasks and protect beauties? In that case, Tang Yuqing, I am the one he wants to protect. Then what will happen to the two of us next?
Isn't something going to happen? Spending time with the handsome agent? Tang Yuqing was having sex there.
I have to say that urban online literature has become deeply rooted in people's hearts. Even Tang Yuqing, a 27-year-old leftover woman, likes to read YY novels. Urban pornographic literature is really harmful to people.
Li Moyang ignored Tang Yuqing, who was having sex, bent down to pick up two daggers, and flicked them. The two daggers penetrated deeply into the alley wall, and the handles of the knives were actually submerged into the wall.
Brother Ma and Brother Leopard, who were struggling painfully on the ground, were horrified when they saw the scene in front of them.
Just now, this rural unconventional young man jumped into the air as fast as lightning, kicked the two of them to the ground with a swing of his tail in the air, and now he threw the dagger into the wall. The young man showed his hand casually, he was obviously a master.
It seems that I have run into a tough situation and provoked someone I shouldn't have provoked.
Li Moyang folded his hands in front of his chest, assumed a posture that felt cool to him, and said five words from between his teeth: "Kneel down and sing Conquer!"
"Brother, we don't know how to sing, how about we sing a song and we can do it?"
Brother Leopard and Brother Xiaoma begged for a while, looking at Li Moyang with fear in their eyes, as if they could not satisfy Li Moyang's request, and the next moment they would be torn into pieces and thrown into ashes.
"I really can't sing such a famous song, so go away. Remember to go back and practice this song. It will be useful when you beg for mercy."
Brother Leopard and Brother Xiao Ma had tears in their eyes. They met good people today. They got up from the ground, turned around and ran out of the alley.
"Hahaha, Yangzi, you are so funny. You actually asked them to sing Conquer. Even if they knew how to sing, they would probably be crying like ghosts."
Tang Yuqing was extremely surprised and burst into laughter. It had been a long time since she had laughed so happily. Yangzi had brought so many surprises to her in just one day.
"Let's go home, but what, if I save you from the pervert tonight, do I have to pledge my life to you?" Li Moyang changed his expression to a bad one.
"Bless you!" A chestnut hit Li Moyang on the head. At this time, Tang Yuqing saw the two bad guys running away, and her heart relaxed, so she also boldly joked.
"Let's leave quickly. If those two guys call someone, it will be completely over." Tang Yuqing suddenly thought of this and hurriedly urged Li Moyang.
"Then come on, let's knock one down one by one, knock down a pair by one pair." Li Moyang was full of confidence.
Tang Yuqing's eyes were filled with intoxicating light, and a man's confident expression could most move a woman's heart.
"But, sister, you seemed to have hit me with a brick just now. Oops, it hurts so much now, I'm going to faint." Li Moyang suddenly grinned and fell to Tang Yuqing unsteadily.
"Just now, didn't I want to save you, but the result... was a pure mistake."
Tang Yuqing looked embarrassed. Seeing Li Moyang's dizzy appearance, she became anxious and hurriedly supported Li Moyang.
Half of Li Moyang's body was leaning on Tang Yuqing's front body. Li Moyang was a head taller than Tang Yuqing, but now it seemed that his head was right on Tang Yuqing's chest, sandwiched between two plump bulges.
"Nephrite - warm and fragrant, Xiudao means that if you can give him a soup during a blind date, it will help you eliminate disasters and obstacles."
Li Moyang enjoyed Tang Yuqing's warmth and softness, and remembered this sentence in his mind, and also found the source, the first and second fold of Wang Shifu's "The Romance of the West Chamber".
It cannot but be said that Li Moyang is now a super monster. If scientists study his brain in depth, the conclusions will be shocking to the world. At this time, Li Moyang's brain has developed to 40% of its full functions.
Tang Yuqing hugged Li Moyang's shoulders, feeling extremely distressed and regretting her recklessness.
But when he lowered his head and looked at the intoxicated look on Li Moyang's face, he realized that he had been fooled. Li Moyang was eating his own tofu under the pretext of being injured. Haha, Tang Yuqing was not annoyed but happy.
A woman's breasts, a man's heart.
Although beautiful breasts do not necessarily please men, the looming groove has the hazy beauty of "half-hiding the face with a pipa", which arouses the imagination of men, and can also give women a little more satisfaction.
Li Moyang had sweated a little during the fight just now, and the strong smell of man suddenly stimulated Tang Yuqing. In addition, Li Moyang's head was rubbing back and forth on her chest, making Tang Yuqing feel hot all over, as if he was electrified.
"What's wrong with me? Is this my destined lover?"
Tang Yuqing's Xiaojiabiyu had many suitors in college and society, but I don't know why Tang Yuqing was always unresponsive, and in the end she was bitterly called a lesbian by some of her suitors.
When she thought that Li Moyang was a few years younger than herself, Tang Yuqing shook her head decisively, throwing away the idea that old cows can eat grass to the Pacific Ocean.
She pushed Li Moyang away and said, "Let's go home."
Li Moyang was enjoying the warmth of a woman when he was pushed hard by Tang Yuqing, and then he realized that he had failed in his performance.
Eating tofu is called stealing jade and fragrance when done well, but I feel a little embarrassed if it goes wrong.
However, seeing that Tang Yuqing's face was red and she didn't blame herself, Li Moyang rubbed his nose and said shamelessly: "Come on, let's go home. I, Li Moyang, will have a family starting from today."
On the way home, Li Moyang and Tang Yuqing walked side by side. Li Moyang was carrying large and small bags, which were some clothes that Tang Yuqing bought for him. Of course, there were also some women's items that Tang Yuqing bought, such as small underwear and so on.
However, as the two of them walked side by side, there was actually a trace of charm lingering between them.
Li Moyang was a little embarrassed after eating Tang Yuqing's tofu just now. Tang Yuqing also developed feelings during this period, and the aftermath was still there, so the two of them didn't speak. The more this happened, the more obvious their charm became.
Fortunately, the way home is not far, and we finally arrived home.
As if they had made an appointment, Li Moyang and Tang Yuqing let out a long sigh of relief at the same time when they opened the door.
"Come on, hurry up, let's fight quickly!" Tang Yuqing, with a charming face, hurriedly pushed Li Moyang to the sofa.
"What are you doing? Is it too fast? I'm not ready yet."
"No need to prepare, I can't wait any longer."
Li Moyang was half lying on the sofa, and Tang Yuqing was half kneeling in front of him, reaching out to grab Li Moyang's legs.
Damn, this is a little too fast. I conquered my cousin in just a long time. Happiness comes a little too fast. She hasn’t entered into the situation yet.
Tang Yuqing half-crouched in front of Li Moyang, busy for a while.
"Is it tight?"
"It's not tight!"
"Can you go in a little further?"
"Be careful, it should be fine!"
"Does it hurt?"
"It doesn't hurt! It feels so good! Sister, you are so awesome. This pair of shoes I bought is really suitable. They are neither too big nor too small, just right."
"That's good, I'm taking a shower."
Tang Yuqing didn't even look at Li Moyang, she rushed into the bedroom to pack some clothes, then turned and went into the bathroom to take a shower.
"Damn it, don't be such a cheater. I have to go to the bathroom. It's suffocating me." Li Moyang saw Tang Yuqing closing the bathroom door and shouted loudly.
People have three urgent needs, especially holding in urine, which is simply excruciating pain.
Li Moyang was hunched over in the living room, with his legs crossed and spinning around.
Women seem to take a very slow bath, especially Tang Yuqing today. She washed herself very carefully under the shower head, washing herself from head to toe, inside and out, and she recalled the unforgettable smell of electric shock in the alley for a long time.
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"Yangzi seems to have some skills, and he can also do martial arts? I like, heroes save beauties? Do we count as living together now?" Tang Yuqing was thinking wildly.
This was very painful for Li Moyang who was outside. Li Moyang looked at the time and found that Tang Yuqing had been in the bathroom for nearly twenty minutes.
If Tang Yuqing doesn't come out, Li Moyang will burst from the suffocation, and it will really become a legend, which will disgrace the old man.
Li Moyang decisively crossed his legs and moved to the bathroom door. He knocked on the door and opened his mouth to call Tang Yuqing to hurry up.
But at this time, Tang Yuqing had finished washing inside, wrapped in a big bath towel and was about to open the door and come out, then a tragedy or a comedy happened.
To be continued...