Chapter 66 Without XX, it does not count as OO

Zhuge Liang (raising a cup of tea and asking questions) The prospects of your city are indeed good... I would like to ask if there is overtime pay.

Liu Bei: (smile disappears)…No.

Zhuge Liang: (Hold up the fan, the debate begins!):

“It’s not a good company without overtime pay.

If you don't take the initiative to make sacrifices, you are not considered a good employee.

If you don’t give out red envelopes, you’re not considered a good boss.

If you don't have no regrets, you are not considered a good talent.

If you don't stay in bed, it doesn't count as a weekend.

Without hot pot, there is no weight loss.

If you don't have a plaid shirt, you don't have good taste.

It’s not crunchy and doesn’t count as protein.

Without a root, it is not considered a good batch owner.

If you don’t have a repeater, you are not considered a shady netizen.

………”

Ahhh! Zhuge Liang, what’s the matter with you? Why do you start bickering while talking?

Chen Hong looked at Zhuge Liang and Liu Bei who were arguing with a troubled face. What happened to these two people?

Every sentence seems to be nonsense, but it sounds so reasonable!

But why does it sound inexplicably emotional? Chen Hong kept shaking his legs, as if he was back in his childhood watching rats and ghosts, and couldn't stop at all.

"...

If you don't have a Rem pillow, you don't have a wife.

If there are no fugitives to attend, it won’t count as a singer’s concert.

If he is not 1.6 meters tall, he is not considered a giant.

If you don't bring your mobile phone, it doesn't count as going to the toilet.

Without both parents, it is not considered a protagonist.

If you don’t have three videos, you don’t have to watch them.

If you don't get sick often, you don't count as a physical education teacher.

If you don't have a bunch of emoticons, you can't be considered a leader.

Without an annual salary of one million, it is not considered a Zhihu group.

…”

At this time, the barrage was almost full, and there was no way. There were so many places to complain that Chen Hong didn't even know how to speak.

[Too many elements!]

[Is it still reasonable to delay the update?]

[I was so scared that I quickly hugged the Rem pillow on the bed!]

[I... really can't refute this...]

[What you say makes sense, but I am speechless.]

[Where are the three visits to the thatched cottage that we agreed on? Zhuge Liang, please return Liu Bei to me!]

[1.6 meters long...giant...hahaha!]

…

As the video progressed, corresponding pictures appeared one after another, making Chen Hong laugh out loud, wondering where the doubts in his heart had been lost.

"Hahaha…"

I originally thought that the Three Kingdoms Territory had been used for a long time, but I didn’t expect it... I didn’t expect that new tricks can be played here!

"You don't have to be fat if you don't weigh a ton.

Without special effects, it's not considered good hair.

Without cloud players, it’s not a good game.

Without an aunt, there is no Ma Yun.

Not having a sister is not happiness.

No dancing, no fighting.

Without wrestling, it’s not fitness.

…”

At this point, the tense words suddenly stopped. Zhuge Liang raised his head and looked at Liu Bei affectionately.

Liu Bei also smiled back, which immediately caused the already heated barrage to explode.

[Fitness]

[van♂~]

[I want them all]

[Looking at each other, you are the right person~]

[Looking for Wang Situ’s psychological shadow area...]

[Master UP, come out and I promise not to beat you to death...]

[Ni’s friend’s sense of disobedience has been offline!]

…

Chen Hong looked at the explosive barrages in front of him and had to adjust the density of the barrages to a lighter level before he could barely continue to watch.

But the level of this ghost is really not that high! Other people's ghosts are plagiarism, and some are even vulgar. But this work is full of famous quotes, which is indisputable.

Chen Hong, who had been watching it, almost fell down laughing. No wonder Moko said that this video is as toxic as the Lord of Shadow Stream. It does make sense!

And the video continues.

“Without Hyogo Kita, it’s not a smile.

If you don't say it three times, it's not important.

Without the five kernels, it doesn’t count as a mooncake.

If you don’t gain 10 pounds, it’s not a Chinese New Year.

Without a high reputation, he is not considered an international superstar.

If you are not in your forties or fifties, you are not considered a good-looking anchor.

If you don’t have your own bGM, it’s not considered domineering and leaky.

If you haven't repeated a grade for 20 years, you are not a detective.

…

If I don’t meet up often, I’m not a well-known UP owner.

If you don’t pay attention to old V, you are not considered a promising young person.

…”

This, this, this... really makes sense!

Just when Chen Hong was doubting his life, barrage was also brought up one after another.

[My big coriander is on the receiving end again...]

[Mooncakes should have pictures, right?]

[Qiao Biluo!]

[Hahaha...Conan was shot again.]

[@a certain Lex will continue to generate electricity!]

………

Every word without XX and not OO is just like a roll call. It can pick out all kinds of interesting things and say them without making people feel any sense of violation. It can be said to be an extremely superb technique.

The video was not short, more than four minutes in total, but Chen Hong felt that the speed of his words was like a machine gun. He reached the bottom in the blink of an eye and saw that the video was about to end.

However, the barrages have no intention of stopping. Instead, they are becoming more and more numerous, as if they are waiting for something.

[High energy ahead!]
To be continued...