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Chapter 90 Two Stooges

Chapter 90 Two scalpers

Author: Undersea lava

Chapter 90 Two scalpers

Su Ji held the computer chair and followed Xiahou Yue to watch the game live broadcast.

Seeing that the game anchor had finished a game, he sat on the sofa behind and asked, "Are you ready?"

"Are you ready?" Xiahou Yue turned the computer chair and turned to Su Ji.

"Be my experimental product, accompany me to do the experiment." Su Ji said, "We didn't agree."

"Yes." Xiahou Yue flipped it for a long time, "But I'm still afraid what to do."

"Not afraid, no fear." Su Ji smiled, like a big bad wolf, "It's just an experimental product, but in fact... I won't catch you and slice it anyway. At most, I just poke your finger with a needle, and I haven't reached that point yet."

"Okay, let's have an ice cream first to calm down," he suggested.

"I don't eat it." Xiahou Yue said, "I just want me to eat a lot of things and then joke about me for gaining weight."

"Where is it? I'm kind-hearted, who knows that someone is kind-hearted to treat it as a donkey's liver and lungs."

"I just don't eat it anyway." Xiahou Yue said, "What kind of experiment do you want to start."

"Really, then it's going to start." Su Ji raised his hand, "Can you see anything?"

Xiahou Yue stared at Su Ji's hand and asked, "What did you do?"

"I released the natural aura." Su Ji replied.

Xiahou Yue hugged her chest with her hands, leaned closer to Su Ji's hand, and finally reached out and pulled his fingers. Her eyes widened wider and she said suspiciously: "It seems like she was vaguely seeing a circle of light."

"Are you sure?" Su Ji asked.

"I'm sure." Xiahou Yue focused heavily.

"If you can see it, you can see it. If you can't see it, you can't see it." Su Ji said, "My sister, I haven't released the natural aura at all. Wherever you see a circle of light."

Xiahou Yue pursed her lips and glanced for a long time and said, "Just see a circle of light, it may be a problem with the light... It's all your fault for misleading me."

Su Ji laughed.

"Okay. No joke," he said, "Let's start officially... I'll say it again. If you can see it, you can see it. If you can't see it, you can't see it. Don't be affected by other things."

"Okay." Xiahou Yue said, "You like to say messy things to mislead me."

Su Ji smiled and refused to say anything.

He raised his hand.

“Can you see something?”

"no."

"Get closer and see what you can see?"

“I can’t see it either.”

“What about now?”

"Or it's still impossible to see anything."

Su Ji tried repeatedly, and some asked Xiahou Yueli to look away, some asked her to observe closely, some asked her to feel with her eyes closed, including letting her see his state of releasing natural spiritual energy with all her strength. All her answers were not visible, and he could basically be sure that his natural spiritual energy was not visible.

Su Ji reached out to Xiahou Yue, released his natural aura again, and asked, "Can you feel anything?"

"It feels delicious." Xiahou Yue said.

Su Ji said with a blank expression on his face, "Sure enough, you just wanted to eat me yesterday."

"Yes, I just want to eat you."

Now when it comes to what happened last night, she is no longer so angry, but she is still a little unhappy.

"Don't say such terrifying words," Su Ji said, "It's easy to feel it anyway."

"right."

"How do you describe that feeling?"

"It's either the kind that you eat, it's just a very comfortable and comfortable smell." Xiahou Yue racked his brains to think about the adjective, "A bowl of fried rice with hungry stomach, lying on the sun on the quilt just sunny, lying in the warm quilt in the cold winter..."

Su Ji nodded thoughtfully and smiled: "The magical way of describing it."

"It's just hard to describe." Xiahou Yue said, "It can only be understood, not expressed in words."

"I understand." Su Ji thought for a while and said, "You don't want to breathe now."

“Don’t breathe?”

"Don't breathe for the time being, hold it in for a minute."

"oh."

"Is there still a very comfortable feeling now?"

"some."

Su Ji is a little confused now.

He always thought that whether it was plants or animals, he could only breathe the natural aura on his body through breathing. Now the facts proved that his thoughts had always been wrong.

Su Ji thought of the pan culture in cultural relics. Pan culture refers to the process of constantly rubbing objects. After playing with them for a long time, the surface of the objects gradually formed a translucent texture patina, reshaping the image of the objects and making them more warm and pleasant.

Patches are a professional term in the antique industry, referring to the oxide layer formed by long-term oxidation on the surface of cultural relics. From a scientific point of view, patches are actually a mixture of sweat stains, oils, dust and other substances on human hands. Although they seem a bit dirty to ordinary people, in the eyes of collectors, patches take years to form and are rare and valuable.

Su Ji still felt that his natural aura was more inclined toward something like oxygen.

People can breathe oxygen and oxidize, and even iron can oxidize, but the speed of iron oxidation is very slow.

Animals and plants will breathe natural spiritual energy, and the best breathing effect will be the best, but if you don’t breathe, you will also be affected by natural spiritual energy. Next, dead objects will also receive natural spiritual energy effects, but the speed is very slow and it is difficult to detect under normal circumstances.

"If you don't breathe, will the feeling of comfort become less?" Su Ji asked.

Xiahou Yue hesitated and said, "It seems that it's a little less."

Su Ji nodded.

"What's wrong?" Xiahou Yue asked.

"It's okay." Su Ji said.

"I want to hear it." Xiahou Yue said, "Tell me, I can also think about it if there is any problem, maybe I can help you."

Su Ji hesitated and still expressed his thoughts.

Xiahou Yue had no clue either.

"I remember what you said at noon..." Su Ji said, "You said you went to school today, and everyone said that you were in good condition, your hair became smooth and your skin became smooth and tender. After thinking about it, I must have smelled a very special smell from me last night."

"Yes." Xiahou Yue added, "not only that, I slept well last night, fell asleep easily, and had good sleep quality. I woke up this morning and felt very energetic and felt very awake in class..."

She said as she found Su Ji looking at her, and for a moment she was a little shy and said, "What are you looking at?"

"Let me look at your hair and skin." Su Ji said, "It doesn't seem that good."

"I really can't speak... It was very good in the morning, but it's not that good now." Xiahou Yue said.

"This means that natural spiritual energy will be consumed." Su Ji said, "This is normal. It is impossible to just breathe natural spiritual energy like this. In the future, the hair will become so good and the skin will become so tender. That's not bad."

He thought for a while, looked at Xiahou Yue, and said, "I won't give you breathe natural aura today. Let's see how you are in tomorrow. Is your sleep that good tonight? Is your hair and skin that good tonight?"

Xiahou Yue wanted to speak but stopped.

"What do you want to say?" Su Ji saw Xiahou Yue's actions.

"It's okay, it's okay." Xiahou Yue said quickly.

In fact, she just couldn't bear to let go of her natural aura. God knew that she had gone to school with her soft hair and tender skin. She gained so much envy and jealous sight in one morning. What a pleasure.

But thinking about how she wanted to cooperate with Su Ji to do the experiment, she could only bear the pain and remain silent.

"Don't talk for now." A lightning flashed through Xiahou Yue's mind, but after thinking about it carefully, he couldn't think of it.

Su Ji waited quietly for Xiahou Yue to think.

Xiahou Yue thought of it and said, "You can try to grow some cucumbers."

"Why?" Su Ji asked.

"No matter how good looks, status, age, most women can be crazy enough to make you unimaginable in order to be beautiful. They can suction liposuction, cut bones, make people use knives on their faces, and fill in prosthetics on their chests..." Xiahou Yue said, "If the cucumbers you grow to apply a facial mask, it can make women's skin better, and you won't have to worry about money in the future."

"It's not just cucumbers," she said. "As long as you can grow any vegetables and fruits that can make women beautiful, no, as long as there is a way to make women beautiful... you can definitely make a lot of money and make crazy."

Xiahou Yue suddenly looked at Su Ji and said seriously: "But I think it's better not to betray your body."

"Why do you say that suddenly?" Su Ji said, "I will never betray my body."

"I hope you remember what you said today." Xiahou Yue said.

"In short, if it comes to sales, I can promote it to my classmates and teachers in the early stage. If I have a reputation, I can promote it slowly." She said as she subconsciously licked her lips.

"Yes." Su Ji said, "Based on the survey of consumption capacity, women > children > dogs > men."

"Women's money is the best, men are not even as good as dogs," said Xiahou Yue.

"You women have to understand women." Su Ji cooperated and said, "If you don't point it out, I can't even think of this even if I want to break my head."

"I'm not a woman, I'm a girl." Xiahou Yue emphasized.

"Don't care about those details." Su Jiman said indifferently.

Xiahou Yue insisted: "It is to take into account the details."

"Okay, okay, okay," Su Ji said.

Su Ji felt from the bottom of his heart that he told Xiahou Yue his secret was really wrong, and there were so many places to use her.
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