Chapter 272 Tiger's head and snake's tail

Author: Undersea lava

Chapter 272 Tiger's head and snake's tail

Seeing Shang Xialiu holding a Maotai bottle and pouring a full cup of white wine, if Shang Xialiu is a heroic northern girl who can drink, she is obviously a southern girl who is not good at drinking, Su Ji couldn't sit still, and he reminded: "Please take it easy."

There are not many people in this world who are self-aware. Shang Xialiu is one of them. She looked at the full cup of white wine in front of her, but she didn't feel that she couldn't handle a mere glass of white wine. Besides, the wine had been poured out and there was no reason to pour it back, so she couldn't go back.

"It's okay, just a glass of white wine."

"Are you sure?" Su Ji was still worried.

"I'm sure." Shang Xialiu would never accept the concealment. "I'm not a child, and there's no punishment or reward for having to finish this glass of wine. I feel like I'm about to get drunk and stop drinking... What are you so worried about doing?"

"You think it's okay, just like that." Su Ji did not persuade him again. After all, this is his house, not a dangerous bar. He gets drunk when he gets drunk, and he will get better when he sleeps and vomits.

"Anyway, eat some vegetables first to put them at the bottom. It's not easy to get drunk when you drink... How about the dishes I cook?" Xiahou Yue grabbed the chopsticks and picked up a piece of braised chicken middle wings for her friend.

She didn't lie. She really learned cooking skills with her father during the time Su Ji left, and was confident that she could let others taste the dishes she cooked.

Shang Xialiu ate braised chicken middle wings and said, "Not bad." It's just good.

"Thank you." Xiahou Yue smiled.

Su Ji had been hungry for a long time.

When his chopsticks hardly stopped, the spicy bullfrog disappeared at a speed visible to the naked eye.

Xiahou Yue looked at Su Ji killing half a pot of frog, two roast duck legs, three steaks and one pig's feet in one breath, and said, "Don't just eat... Touch it."

"Yes." Suji picked up the cup.

"Cheers." Xiahou Yue raised her cup, "I wish you to enter a new stage."

"Sister Shang is the same. I wish you to grow older and more beautiful."

Three people clinked the cups.

Xiahou Yue looked at Su Ji's cup and said, "You'll just take a small sip?"

"What about that?" Su Ji asked back.

"I shouldn't finish it, are you free?"

"I don't mind if you want to finish it."

"I'm talking for you." Xiahou Yue said, "After drinking this glass of wine, I'll help you bring another cup. You can drink red wine, beer, Coke, Sprite... If you don't finish drinking, you won't be allowed to drink other things."

"Then drink it, just a glass of wine." Su Ji agreed decisively with Xiahou Yue. He stood up, raised his glass and drank it all, "I'm done, you can do it." The little clever guy Xiahou Yue didn't care. Shang Xialiu might need to remind her not to be stubborn, "Just drink a little."

Xiahou Yue was really casual, and she would just dip her lips.

Shang Xialiu looked at the cup and smelled it. The smell of wine was really bad. She couldn't smell any fragrance at all. No wonder she threw it at the cricket's house for so long that no one drank it. Just peck it... Instead of drinking it in small sips, it's better to drink more and suffer less.

Shang Xialiu drank a small cup.

Keep eating.

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Su Ji found that Shang Xialiu had not spoken. He looked at her cup, and the cup was empty and asked, "Did you pour the wine or drink it?"

"It must have been drunk." Shang Xialiu held the cup instead, without a drop of wine falling. "I said that my alcohol content is better than crickets, now I believe it."

"I believe it." Su Ji said perfunctorily. "It's just that your face is blushing."

I have to say that the red face is quite beautiful.

"Is there any?" Shang Xialiu touched her face.

"The ears are also very red," said Xiahou Yue.

Shang Xialiu touched her ears, and she felt her ears get a little hot.

"If you are drunk, go and take a rest." Su Ji said.

"I'm not drunk, just a glass of wine..."

"Drunk people say they are not drunk."

"Only those who are not drunk will say they are drunk." Xiahou Yue interrupted, "Use drunk as an excuse not to drink."

"I said I was not drunk, I was not drunk." Shang Xialiu insisted.

"It's easy to prove that you're not drunk." Su Ji looked back at the living room. His living room was quite empty and the corridor was even more empty. "It's enough to just walk two steps without shaking. As long as you can walk a straight line along the tiles, it's possible to prove that you're not drunk."

"If you don't believe me, I'll show you." Shang Xialiu left her seat and staggered towards the living room. Before she could take two steps, she was silent for a moment. "Maybe she was a little drunk and her head was a little dizzy. I'll go and take a rest."

Shang Xialiu ran to the sofa in the living room and sat down and rested.

Xiahou Yue had a small appetite, so she quickly got full and put down her bowls and chopsticks to go to the living room to accompany Shang Xialiu.

"How is it, is it better?" Xiahou Yue asked.

Shang Xialiu opened her eyes and replied: "No problem, just take a break."

"Wait, don't drink anymore." Xiahou Yue looked at the playing cards placed on the coffee table. They were props for the next game of drinking as punishment.

"I won't drink it." Shang Xialiu said, "It's really impossible to drink it again."

"Okay." Xiahou Yue nodded and picked up the remote control, "I'll play a movie, let's watch the movie."

Su Ji was still having fun when he suddenly heard a cunning sound effect from the living room. He looked back and said, "You actually played horror movies."

"Let's sober up with a horror movie." Xiahou Yue said with a smile.

"You must turn off the lights when watching horror movies." Su Ji left his seat and turned off the lights in the dining room and living room. Anyway, whether there is light or not has any effect on him who has dark vision.

Su Ji continued to have dinner, and killed all the dinner in just two seconds. Then he cleaned up the table alone, put the remaining bones, shrimp shells and crab shells into plastic bowls for takeout, and then threw them into the garbage bag, then threw the garbage bag outside the door, and all his dishes and chopsticks were thrown into the dishwasher.

After doing all this, Su Ji walked to the living room lightly, preparing to scare the two of them.

Suddenly the lights started to light up.

Xiahou Yue lay on the sofa, touched the living room light switch with her palm, and sneered: "I knew you were going to scare us."

Su Ji smiled embarrassedly.

"Come here, sit here." Xiahou Yue sat down and patted the seat next to her.

As Su Ji sat down, Xiahou Yue hugged his arm and said, "Although I know there are no ghosts in this world, I'm still afraid."

"Since there are dragons, there may not be no ghosts." Su Ji said.

"You have seen ghosts. Wherever you say there is a dragon, there must be ghosts... Don't be scary." Xiahou Yue hit Su Ji, then looked at Shang Xialiu, who was sitting next to Su Ji, with his hands in his chest, "Sister Shang, aren't you afraid... If you are afraid, I can lend you my boyfriend's arm to you."

Shang Xialiu didn't say anything.

Su Ji looked at Shang Xialiu and said, "She is asleep."

"Are you asleep?" Xiahou Yue's eyes widened.

"right."

Xiahou Yue opened her mouth, but she wanted to speak but stopped.

Before you even started, you fell asleep?

This is the legendary teammate who is not afraid of a god-like opponent, but is afraid of a pig-like opponent.

"It's so easy to get drunk? If you can't drink it, don't drink it." Xiahou Yue was speechless.

"Who told you to say anything... I heard from Sister Qu that your alcohol tolerance is not good." Su Ji said, "Don't you know that no one she loses is willing to lose Qu Xin."

"have no idea."

Su Ji pushed Shang Xialiu and pushed her down on the sofa, but she had not woken up yet.

"What should I do now?" Xiahou Yue asked.

"Send her back?" Su Ji said, "I'll ask Qu Xin if she's off work."

"You ask."

Su Ji sent a WeChat message to Qu Xin, and received a reply within a minute.

"Qu Xin is back home," he said.

Xiahou Yue looked at Shang Xialiu who was drunk like a dead pig and felt a little tired, and said, "Since that's the case, you can send her back."

She touched her forehead: "I feel a little drunk, so I'll go back first."
Chapter completed!